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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who knows the sound of no hands clapping |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at Ball State Homecoming |
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| Top Ten | Calls Received by the Fig Newton Complaint Line |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
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| 2nd Guest | Gene Catron (dominos) |
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| Time for a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Former Oak Ridge Boy |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Regis) |
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| Top Ten | Least Useful College Courses |
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| 1st Guest | John Travolta |
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| Standup | Harland Williams |
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| Kiss me now |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Pathetic silent film star |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie's Weekend - Philadelphia |
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| 2nd Bit | Dirty NYC mayor campaign ad |
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| 1st Guest | Jack Black |
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| Music | Tony Bennett |
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| Buy me some pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The inspiration for turn-off-your-tv week |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at the World Series, Game 7 |
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| 1st Guest | Billy Crystal |
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| Music | Brittany Spears |
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| Other | Propaganda |
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| Return to your homes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Bitter and disillusioned charter boat captain |
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| PostMonologue | Country Music Million Dollar Quiz |
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| Top Ten | Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Taliban |
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| 1st Guest | Marge Helgenberger |
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| 2nd Guest | Gil de Ferran |
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| Music | Lyle Lovett - San Antonio Girl |
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| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man under a constant cloud of suspicion |
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| PostMonologue | What's on at 2 am |
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| Top Ten | Ideas to Fight Terrorism |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks |
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| 2nd Guest | Vince Vaughn |
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| Music | Faith Evans |
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| Is the show over? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's got angular momentum |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| Top Ten | Things I, Dave, Say in a Typical Weekend (assisted by The Cadets) |
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| 1st Guest | Richard Dreyfuss |
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| Standup | Brett Butler |
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| I need help |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The good kind of cholesterol |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie's Weekend (ice skating) |
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| Survivor Loser | Silas Gaither |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Kid is a Wizard |
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| 1st Guest | Martin Lawrence |
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| Music | Natalie Merchant |
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| Other | Ball State University Fighting Football Cardinals Fighting Football Cardinals Highlights |
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| We make pants for pets |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Captain of Team Letterman |
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| PostMonologue | Tony Mendez Show (Tony's sister) |
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| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
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| 2nd Guest | David Radcliffe |
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| Music | Natalie Merchant - Build a Levee |
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| Other | New Late Show sign |
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| Boy, I'm hungry |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who eats nothing but genetically altered produce |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show News Makers |
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| Top Ten | Comments Left in the CBS Suggestion Box |
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| Music | Harry Connick, Jr. - A Spoonful of Sugar |
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| 2nd Guest | Bernie Mac |
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| Other | Retired hoe-down joke |
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| Time for the medicine |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Your source for industrial garnets |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show 'n' Tell |
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| Top Ten | Least Effective Opening Lines for Telemarketers |
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| 1st Guest | Steve Martin (and his Singing Ball) |
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| Music | Earl Scruggs |
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| Do you like pants? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Leader of the Northern Alliance |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Raffle for Afghanistan) |
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| Top Ten | Things You Hear in a Typical Day with Regis (presented by Regis staffers) |
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| 1st Guest | Richard Harris |
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| Standup | George Carlin |
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| My head hurts |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Newly elected Mayor of Mazar-E-Sharif |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie's Weekend (wedding) |
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| Survivor Loser | Lyndsey Richter |
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| 1st Guest | Kevin James |
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| 2nd Guest | Deion Sanders |
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| Run like hell |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man with the same name as David Letterman |
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| PostMonologue | Tapping into the Butterball Hotline |
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| Top Ten | Martha Stewart Thanksgiving Tips (presented by Martha Stewart) |
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| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts |
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| Music | Shelby Lynne |
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| Other | It Ain't Oprah 'til It's Oprah |
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| Do you smell taters? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The human equivalent of static |
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| PostMonologue | Thanksgiving Psychic Sandwich |
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| 2nd Bit | CBS holiday special promo |
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| 1st Guest | Jenna Elfman |
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| Music | Kid Rock |
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| Other | Butterball internal investigation |
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| Are you still up? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A turkey the President didn't pardon |
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| PostMonologue | Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Guessing pies with Dave's Mom |
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| 1st Guest | David Sedaris |
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| Music | Five for Fighting |
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| Boy, I'm sleepy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Real-life Harry Potter |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Gospel theme song) |
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| 1st Guest | Ray Romano |
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| Standup | Mitch Hedberg |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Snake-bit place kicker |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie's Weekend (antiquing) |
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| Top Ten | Things I Will Miss About Being Mayor (presented by Rudolph Giuliani) |
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| Survivor Loser | Clarence Black |
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| 1st Guest | Kelly Ripa |
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| 2nd Guest | Mort Sahl |
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| Damn I'm fat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who can't even spell savoir faire |
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| PostMonologue | Pedestrian Theme Songs |
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| Top Ten | Ways Osama Bin Laden Can Improve his Image |
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| 1st Guest | George Clooney |
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| Cooking | Martha Stewart |
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| Sitting In | Jimmie Vaughn |
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| I Like Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's his own evil twin |
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| PostMonologue | Lighting of Rupert's Christmas Tree |
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| 2nd Bit | Gospel installment of the Oprah Log |
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| Top Ten | Items on This Guy's Christmas List |
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| 1st Guest | Noah Wyle |
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| 2nd Guest | George Miller |
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| Music | Carole King |
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| Other | Paul's birthday |
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| Is your name Connie? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Child star gone bad |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| Top Ten | Ways the Recession has Affected the Company that Makes Bubblewrap |
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| 1st Guest | Julia Stiles |
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| 2nd Guest | Jeff Gordon |
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| Other | Cave fortress diagram |
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| Do you like snacks? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man who invented the puff plate |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (santa and osama) |
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| Top Ten | Applications for Doorman at Bin Laden's Cave Complex |
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| 1st Guest | Jada Pinkett Smith |
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| 2nd Guest | Thomas Friedman |
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| Bumped | Eddie Brill |
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| Fix me a snack |
