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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| PostMonologue | ---- |
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| 1st Guest | Marv Albert |
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| 2nd Guest | Charlotte Ross |
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| Sitting In | Herbie Hancock |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who gets a nickel anytime every time someone says the word 'lozenge' |
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| PostMonologue | Celebrity X-Ray Challenge (Danny DeVito) |
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| 2nd Bit | NCAA finals clip, Drought PSA |
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| 1st Guest | Tim Robbins |
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| 2nd Guest | Jimmie Walker |
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| Music | The cast of Oklahoma |
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| Nice shoes, big shot |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The living embodiment of all that's right about our country |
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| PostMonologue | Circus Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter stars in Famous Fred MacMurray Movie Roles (Double Indemnity) |
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| Top Ten | Ways I, Dave, am Conserving Water |
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| 1st Guest | Michael J. Fox |
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| Music | Patti Smith - Dancing Barefoot |
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| Send potatos |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Big Sky conference coach of the year |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at Yankee's Spring Training |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (suitcase) |
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| 1st Guest | Selma Blair |
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| 2nd Guest | Dick Enberg |
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| Other | The Jaggers |
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| I like boating |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | New AARP spokesman |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (girl scout cookies) |
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| Top Ten | Unusual Things That Have Happened While Guarding Coasts (presented by the Coast Guard) |
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| 1st Guest | Bob Newhart |
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| Standup | Demetri Martin |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Talk Show Host / Model |
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| PostMonologue | What's On Other Channels |
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| Survivor Loser | Gina Crewes (watermelon seeds) |
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| Top Ten | Dumb Guys Think We Turn the Clocks Ahead |
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| 1st Guest | Rosie Perez |
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| 2nd Guest | George Miller |
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| Stop calling |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | German abstract expressionist |
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| PostMonologue | Would You Like a Ride in Al Norwood's New Car? |
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| Top Ten | Accountant Euphemisms for Sex (presented by accountants) |
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| 2nd Bit | 60 Minutes drought expose |
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| 1st Guest | John Ashcroft (plays the Beatles) |
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| Other | Glasses from the past, Tony Mendez Joke of the Night |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Hero of the Swedish people |
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| PostMonologue | New Books |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter stars in Famous Fred MacMurray Movie Roles (Double Indemnity II) |
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| Top Ten | Reasons John Ashcroft Would Not Sing on Our Show |
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| 1st Guest | Sandra Bullock |
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| 2nd Guest | Billy Norris (kid movie critic) |
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| Music | Sheryl Crow - Soak Up the Sun |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Grand old man of late night |
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| PostMonologue | Special Birthday Greeting |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Turning 55 |
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| 1st Guest | Dee Dee Davis |
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| 2nd Guest | Cameron Diaz |
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| Music | The Strokes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The birthday boy |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Ponca City, OK!) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (Swiss Cheese) |
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| Top Ten | Fun Things to Do in a Jet (presented by airmen) |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew McConaughey |
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| Standup | John Witherspoon |
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| Commercial Break | Alan clears his throat |
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| Ah, crabcakes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Party planner to the stars |
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| PostMonologue | How New York is Being Affected by the Drought |
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| 2nd Bit | The drought affects Wolf Lake |
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| Survivor Loser | John Carroll |
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| Top Ten | Robert Blake Defenses |
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| 1st Guest | Ashton Kutcher (The fresh face of Iowa) |
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| Music | Oliver Atukudzi |
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| Commercial Break | If They Had a Mustache |
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| Hey look, canaries |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Recently fired manager of the Detroit Tigers |
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| PostMonologue | Psychic Sandwich |
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| Top Ten | Ways Dick Cheney Injured His Foot |
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| 1st Guest | Landon Shuffett (kid pool trick shot artist) |
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| 2nd Guest | Seth Green |
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| Music | Elvis Costello |
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| Other | Retro glasses |
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| Commercial Break | Actor Monkeys Celebrating Birthdays |
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| Too much bacon |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Rivermaster of the mighty East river |
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| PostMonologue | Dave's Video Collection |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter stars in Famous Fred MacMurray Movie Roles (Double Indemnity III) |
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| 1st Guest | Tiffani Thiessen |
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| 2nd Guest | Bill Walton |
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| Music | Bonnie Raitt |
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| Other | Paul clip from Ed, The Bachelor promo |
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| Commercial Break | Late Show Fired Staff Member of the Week |
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| Who's hungry? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | First round draft pick of the Cincinnati Bengals |
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| PostMonologue | Spring in New York Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (microwave) |
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| Top Ten | Responses to Question 'How Big is Your Army Base?' (presented by soldiers) |
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| 1st Guest | Jessica Alba |
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| Music | Cee-Lo |
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| Other | Not Appearing on CBS |
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| Commercial Break | Alan sings Sweet Caroline |
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| Cute pants, sister |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Oh God, it's him again |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (conserving cue cards) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is this anything? |
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| Top Ten | Ways the Taliban are Celebrating Their 10th Anniversary |
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| 1st Guest | The Rock |
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| Standup | Dwayne Kennedy |
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| I smell gravy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who needs no introduction, so what the hell am I doing here? |
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| PostMonologue | Warning Labels |
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| 2nd Bit | Ted Danson sees dead people |
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| Survivor Loser | Zoe Zanidakis |
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| Top Ten | New Features of Camp Delta |
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| 1st Guest | Charlie Sheen |
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| Music | Paul Westerberg |
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| Commercial Break | Alan eats ribs |
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| I'm frightened |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | TV exercise show host and nutritionist |
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| PostMonologue | Celebrity X-Ray Challenge (Art Garfunkel) |
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| Top Ten | Ways Saddam Hussein Celebrated His 65th Birthday |
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| 1st Slot | Incredible Dog Challenge |
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| 2nd Guest | Debra Messing |
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| Music | Wilco |
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| Commercial Break | Tony tells a joke |
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| I crave salty foods |
