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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man sometimes known as the human cannonball |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 2nd Bit | State Department Ad for a New Iraqi President |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear at the Zoo (with video) |
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| 1st Guest | Mike Myers |
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| Music | Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - The Rising |
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| Commercial Break | Unflattering Shots of Regis Philbin |
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| Mommy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | All natural beef substitute |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (2002 Summer Biff Henderson CBS Mailbag Map Across America Tour: St. Louis) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (crisco) |
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| Top Ten | Worst Names for a Seafood Restaurant |
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| 1st Guest | Bruce Springsteen |
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| Standup | Mitch Hedberg |
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| Music | Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - Lonesome Day |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (with Gov. Pataki) |
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| Mmm, spareribs |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's not afraid to go there |
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| PostMonologue | Biff's Fun With a Stopwatch |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Healthbeat |
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| Top Ten | Surprising Facts About Rich Beem |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew Perry |
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| Music | The Vines |
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| Other | Al Qaeda training footage, Stephanie has a question for Matthew Perry |
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| Commercial Break | Late Show Complaints |
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| Give Daddy a Kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's been living under a rock for the past 10 years |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Phrase That Pays |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Not Going to Win American Idol |
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| 1st Guest | Robin Williams |
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| Music | James Taylor |
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| Sitting In | One of the major winners of the Teen Choice Awards |
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| Commercial Break | Late Show Security Manhandles an Innocent Audience Member |
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| Mmm, cheese |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man the staff calls daddy |
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| PostMonologue | Bush Vacation Timeline |
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| 2nd Bit | News conference from Bush's ranch |
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| 1st Guest | Al Pacino |
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| 2nd Guest | Roger Clemens |
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| Commercial Break | If They Had George Hamilton's Tan |
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| Check, please |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The poor man's Dick Cavett |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (2002 Summer Biff Henderson CBS Mailbag Map Across America Tour: Hollywood) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (hair gel) |
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| Top Ten | Complaints of the Average Baseball Player |
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| 1st Guest | Elizabeth Hurley |
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| Standup | Tom Ryan |
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| Sitting In | Brian Wilson |
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| Other | The Saddam Hussein Show |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Mmm, waffles |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | High-functioning illiterate |
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| PostMonologue | Baseball Strike - What the Owners Say, What the Players Say |
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| 2nd Bit | Taking the Staff Picture |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks (belly beer opener) |
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| 2nd Guest | Jimmy Fallon |
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| Music | Dirty Vegas |
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| Commercial Break | Mail instructions for Fat Guy Beer Bottle Trick |
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| Rhonda? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Panamanian-registered supertanker |
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| PostMonologue | May We See Your Photos Please? (jazz pianist) |
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| Top Ten | Ways to Make Going Back to School More Fun |
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| 1st Guest | Chris Elliot |
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| 2nd Guest | Eliza Dushku |
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| Music | Dixie Chicks |
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| Commerical Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Mmm, monkeys |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's double-glazed fro extra insulation |
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| PostMonologue | New Textbooks |
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| 2nd Bit | What the Hell Is It? (bucket milker) |
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| Top Ten | Reasons to hold the 2012 Summer Olympics in New York City |
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| 1st Guest | John Travolta |
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| Music | Nelly |
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| Other | American Invasion |
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| Commerical Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Later, dude |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Source of 2/3rds of the world's pistachios |
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| PostMonologue | US Open Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (spackle) |
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| Top Ten | Canadian Euphemisms for Sex (presented by Mike Myers) |
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| 1st Guest | Caroline Rhea |
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| 2nd Guest | Jake Gyllenhaal |
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| Sitting In | Joe Perry |
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| Other | Special anniversary message |
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| Commerical Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Mmm, soup |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Carbon-based life form |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (2002 Summer Biff Henderson CBS Mailbag Map Across America Tour: Mt. Rushmore) |
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| 1st Guest | Martin Short (anniversary song) |
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| Standup | Lewis Black |
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| Commerical Break | The Cape (John Goodman) |
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| Touch me |
