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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Part-time department store Santa |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie: Official Holiday Pollster |
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| 2nd Bit | NYC Christmas Tree Lighting |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in the 12,000-page Iraqi Declaration |
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| Survivor Loser | Jake Billingsley |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Lopez |
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| Music | Sum 41 |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| You can't beat pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who doesn't make the products you buy, but makes the products you buy better |
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| PostMonologue | What's the Deal with Old Guys and Giant Glasses? |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Demands of Striking Strippers |
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| 1st Guest | Jason Alexander |
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| Music | Ryan Adams |
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| Other | Larry King on Dr. Phil, American Secretary |
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| Commercial Break | Reindeer Name Scramble |
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| Bite me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Speaking tonight without a podium |
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| PostMonologue | What They Want for Christmas |
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| 2nd Bit | Biff Assembles Ikea Furniture |
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| Top Ten | Ways Pete Rose Can Improve His Image |
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| 1st Guest | Nia Vardalos |
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| 2nd Guest | Barry Sonnenfeld |
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| Other | Results of carpooling |
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| Commercial Break | Know Your CEOs |
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| Hot screaming pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The new face behind Bloomingdale's fragrance counter |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| Top Ten | Signs Santa Hates You |
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| 1st Guest | Allison Janney |
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| 2nd Guest | Martin Scorsese |
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| Commercial Break | If They Wore a Santa Hat |
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| Ah, fresh pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Indolent layabout |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (fruitbasket) |
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| Top Ten | Ways NYC is Preparing for a Transit Strike |
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| 1st Guest | Natasha Richardson |
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| Standup | Mike Birbiglia |
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| Music | David Gray |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (Dan Patrick) |
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| Pants from space |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's been a US Senator since 1954 |
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| PostMonologue | Topping the Tree |
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| 2nd Bit | 60 Minutes Reaction Shot of the Night, Bush response to Gore not running, Maid in Manhattan disclosure |
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| Top Ten | Ways Trent Lott is Preparing for the Holiday |
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| 1st Guest | Catherine Zeta-Jones |
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| Music | Coldplay |
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| Sitting In | Ted Rogers, Jr. |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Pants, doctor? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Foppish Edwardian dandy |
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| PostMonologue | How Many Guys in Santa Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop? |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the Late Show Christmas Party |
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| 1st Guest | Drew Barrymore |
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| Music | Rod Stewart |
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| Commercial Break | Fish That Look Like Dave contest |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Rabble-raising firebrand |
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| PostMonologue | What's the Deal With Saddam Hussein and Hats? |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (10-inch cheese log) |
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| Top Ten | Signs Things are Terribly Wrong at McDonalds |
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| 1st Guest | Denzel Washington |
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| Cooking | Daniel Bouloud |
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| Sitting In | Greg Adams |
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| Commercial Break | If They Had Trent Lott's Hair |
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| Nice pants, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | This season's hottest toy |
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| PostMonologue | Who Asked For It |
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| Top Ten | Things We Can Say Now that Survivor: Thailand is Over (presented by Survivor castaways) |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Hanks |
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| Music | Phish |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (Sue, costume designer) |
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| Mmmm, cookies |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Amercia's secret santa |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| Top Ten | Questions to Ask Yourself Before Jumping Out of a Helicopter (presented by soldiers) |
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| 1st Guest | Liv Tyler |
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| 2nd Guest | Jay Thomas (holiday quarterback challenge) |
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| Music | Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Oh, santa |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who may not be jolly, but he's old |
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| PostMonologue | Visit to Afghanistan |
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| Top Ten | Dumb Guy Ways to Spend His 31.5 Million Dollars |
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| 1st Guest | Ashton Kutcher |
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| 2nd Guest | Jason Kidd |
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| Commercial Break | Becker |
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| Ha ha ha ha ha |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Britain's best-loved playwright |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Tony Spends the Day with Lithuanians) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (bowling ball) |
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| Top Ten | Ways to Make Your New Year's Eve Party More Exciting |
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| 1st Guest | Isabella Rossellini |
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| Standup | Mort Sahl |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (Eva, The Grinder Girl) |
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| I'm so fat |
