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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The reason many of you are here tonight |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie's Birthday |
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| Survivor Loser | Teresa Cooper |
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| 1st Guest | Gwyneth Paltrow |
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| Music | Starsailor |
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| Other | Oprah update - Alamo Bowl |
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| Worldwide Pants [mumbled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Official mascot of the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Newsmakers |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan's message to Mayor Bloomburg |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Neighbor is Hiding Mullah Omar |
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| 1st Guest | Cate Blanchett |
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| 2nd Guest | Timothy Treadwell |
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| Other | More Bin Laden video tape - Is This Anything? |
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| Mmm mmm mmm |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's tired of the all the hoopla |
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| PostMonologue | New Office Items |
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| 2nd Bit | People yelling at Dave in different languages |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Already Having a Bad Year |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Connelly |
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| 2nd Guest | Colin Soloway |
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| Other | Hairpiece, Not a Hairpiece |
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| Time for a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The Today's Show $65 million dollar woman |
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| PostMonologue | Final Night of Survivor Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Complaints of the Survivor 3 Castaways (presented by the Survivor 3 Castaways) |
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| 1st Guest | Jack Black (Survivor audition tape) |
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| Music | The Foo Fighters |
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| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The most trusted man in laser eye surgery |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Canadian citizenship) |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Cruise |
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| Standup | Tom Papa |
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| Other | Oprah Log - Portland |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The father of modern plumbing |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie's Weekend (Tom Cruise) |
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| 2nd Bit | Dick Cheney campaign commercial |
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| Top Ten | Ways Oprah Can Improve Her Show |
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| 1st Guest | Ethan Zohn |
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| 2nd Guest | Josh Hartnett |
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| Music | Remy Zero - Save Me |
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| Dear Sweet Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who goes by the name of David Letterman |
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| PostMonologue | Would You Care for a Pretzel? |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Martha Stewart) |
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| Top Ten | Things People Scream at the TV Set While Watching Larry King Live |
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| 1st Guest | Cuba Gooding, Jr. |
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| Music | Jewel - Standing Still |
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| Other | DoD Commercial, Bush snack updates |
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| Do you know where your pants are? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | World renowned hypnotist |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Newsmakers |
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| Top Ten | Past Headlines Involving Presidents and Snack Foods |
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| 1st Guest | David Brenner |
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| 2nd Guest | Howie Long |
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| Music | Jewel - Break Me |
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| Hallelujah, pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Afghan warlord |
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| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of CNN |
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| 2nd Bit | Out of Focus Celebrity Walk On |
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| 1st Guest | Cynthia Nixon |
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| 2nd Guest | Mario Andretti |
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| Music | Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas |
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| Other | Is this anything? |
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| You can't beat pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Bribe taking olympic official |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Al Jazeera After Hours) |
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| Top Ten | Ways to Make Military Life More Fun |
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| 1st Guest | Darrell Hammond |
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| Standup | Elayne Boosler |
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| Music | Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett - The Ballad of Pancho & Lefty |
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| Bite me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Beloved children's puppeteer |
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| PostMonologue | Retiring the Oprah Log |
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| 2nd Bit | Stephanie's Weekend (Willie Nelson) |
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| 1st Guest | Jimmy Kimmell |
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| 2nd Guest | Julie Bowen (shirt folding) |
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| Music | Cracker |
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| Other | Is this anything? |
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| Hot screaming pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | That guy from the tv show |
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| PostMonologue | Would You Like Something From Alan Kalter's Office? |
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| 2nd Bit | Al Qaeda Video Dating |
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| Top Ten | Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Football |
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| 1st Guest | Bruce Willis (self-heimlich technique) |
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| Music | Ivan Neville |
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| Other | Hairpiece, Not a Hairpiece |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Hollywood's favorite tough guy |
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| PostMonologue | Supermarket Finds |
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| 2nd Bit | CBS Super Bowl promo |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in Last Night's State of the Union Address |
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| 1st Guest | Tim Russert |
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| 2nd Guest | Jason Schwartzman (kiddie kandids) |
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| Sitting In | Mark O'Connor |
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| Pants from space |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Inventor of the figure-four leg lock |
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| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson's America: Montross, VA |
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| Top Ten | Reasons I Love America (presented by sailors) |
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| 1st Guest | Merv Griffin |
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| Music | Phantom Planet |
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| Pants, doctor? |
