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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The first person to call someone "dude" |
| PostMonologue | Stephanie at the Indianapolis 500 |
| 2nd Bit | Elaine Stritch at the Tonys, Anti-NASA ad |
| 1st Guest | Jimmy Kimmel |
| 2nd Guest | Tom Dreesen |
| Music | Goo Goo Dolls |
| Other | Is This Anything? |
| Commercial Break | Camera color problems |
| Aren't pants nice? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| PostMonologue | Something with Rupert |
| Top Ten | Signs LA Lakers' Coach Phil Jackson is Truly a Zen Master |
| Music | Celine Dion |
| 2nd Guest | Helio Castroneves |
| Commercial Break | Those Amazing Houseplants |
| Have some pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Red priest of Venice |
| PostMonologue | Dumb Ads |
| 2nd Bit | Celine Dion's signal, FBI improvement ad |
| Top Ten | Ways the Mafia Can Improve Its Image |
| 1st Guest | Chris Rock |
| Music | Jack Johnson |
| Other | Is This Anything? (grinder girl), Late Show 2002 World Cup Soccer Highlight |
| Commercial Break | Happy Holidays from The Late Show |
| Pick up your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The last guy to leave your party |
| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
| Top Ten | Things India and Pakistan Can Agree On |
| 1st Guest | Nicolas Cage |
| 2nd Guest | Abi Thomas (bitten by a bear) |
| Music | Jimmy Eat World |
| Other | Is This Anything? (grinder girl) |
| Commercial Break | Classic Audience Shot |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (grinder girl) |
| Top Ten | Answers to the Question How Tough Are the Marines? |
| 1st Guest | Zach Braff |
| Standup | Kathleen Madigan |
| Commercial Break | Paul Gets Carried Away |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Beloved country doctor |
| PostMonologue | NBA Finals Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter Stars in Famous Fred MacMurray Roles (more Double Indemnity) |
| Top Ten | Mike Tyson Excuses |
| 1st Guest | Christian Slater |
| Music | David Bowie |
| Other | Is This Anything? |
| Commercial Break | Late Show Audience Trivia |
| Oh boy, pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Load-bearing wall |
| PostMonologue | Celebrity X-Ray Challenge (Adam Sandler) |
| 2nd Bit | Al-Jazeera Cruise commercial |
| 1st Guest | Sarah Michelle Gellar |
| 2nd Guest | John McEnroe |
| Other | Paul Schaffer's Is This Anything? |
| Commercial Break | Late Show Staff Members Who Look Like Celebrities |
| Way to go, Tubby |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Racoon-eyed heiress |
| PostMonologue | What's the Deal with Old Guys and Giant Glasses |
| 2nd Bit | Clip from AFI Top 100 Most Passionate Movies |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard Outside in Line for Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood |
| 1st Guest | Freddie Prinze, Jr. |
| Music | Alicia Keys |
| Commerical Break | Alan Kalter's Secrets Revealed |
| Deep Dish Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Reptilian Hampton's Playboy |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | The last days of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? |
| Top Ten | Responsibilities of the US Army 3rd Army Regiment Old Guard |
| 1st Guest | Jodie Foster |
| 2nd Guest | Jack Hanna |
| Commercial Break | Late Show Lost & Found |
| Deep dish pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Real-life Dick Cheney |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (2002 Summer Biff Henderson CBS Mailbag Map Across America Tour: Grand Canyon) |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (bag of coffee) |
| 1st Guest | Matt Damon |
| Standup | Marc Maron |
| Commercial Break | Paul gets carried away |
| More stone crabs |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Your new Undersecretary of Heavy Things |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Video Inventory |
| 2nd Bit | US Open Sergio Garcia clip |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks (human self-sufficient jump rope) |
| 2nd Guest | Tom Cruise |
| Music | The Flatlanders |
| Commercial Break | Don't Try This at Home |
| Deep dish pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Amnesiac hitman and spy |
| PostMonologue | Psychic Salad |
| 2nd Bit | George and Stephanie hit golf balls on the roof |
| 1st Guest | Ellen DeGeneres |
| 2nd Guest | Al Franken |
| More stone crabs |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Former biotech founder and alleged inside trader |
| PostMonologue | Summer Reading |
| 2nd Bit | Minnesota governor campaign ad |
| Top Ten | Ways to Describe Donald Trump's Hair |
| 1st Slot | Piedmont Birdcallers |
| 2nd Guest | Lauren Ambrose |
| Music | Moby - We Are All Made of Stars |
| Commercial Break | Late Show Staff Members Who Have Been Arrested |
| Beat it |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Professional storm tracker |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Ways to Get Americans More Excited About Soccer (presented by US Mens Soccer Team) |
| 1st Guest | Harrison Ford |
| Music | ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead |
| Commercial Break | Jenny Jones |
| Goodnight, tubby |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The clear alternative to cellular |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (2002 Summer Biff Henderson CBS Mailbag Map Across America Tour: Hawaii) |
| Top Ten | Ways to Celebrate The Army's Birthday (presented by soldiers) |
| 1st Guest | Connie Chung |
| Standup | Gary Mule Deer |
| Commercial Break | What's in the Late Show Refrigerator? |
| Other | Bruce Willis |
| Hey you |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who whistles too much |
| PostMonologue | US Men's Soccer Team members kicking soccer balls off the roof |
| 1st Guest | Will Smith |
| 2nd Guest | Landon Donovan |
| Music | Yo Yo Ma & The Silk Road Project |
| Commercial Break | Mexican Celebrities Celebrating Birthdays today |
| Arlene |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The name in New York for better men's clothing |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of the CIA & FBI |
| 2nd Bit | Bush Israel/Palestine speech counter |
| 1st Slot | National Hollering Champions |
| 2nd Guest | Adam Sandler |
| Music | Trik Turner |
| Commercial Break | Late Show Art Test |
| Grilled meat? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Ground especially for automated drip coffee makers |
| PostMonologue | Will This Marriage Last? |
| 2nd Bit | Rupert fishes |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Bow Wow |
| Commercial Break | Programming note |
| Other | Law & Order spin-offs |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who loves utility-grade meat |
| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
| 2nd Bit | G8 Summit Ad |
| Top Ten | Reasons I Joined the Air Force (presented by airmen) |
| 1st Guest | Michelle Williams |
| 2nd Guest | Barry Sonnenfeld |
| Commercial Break | Cher Farewell Tour dates |
| Mmm, bacon |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | South Pole Meteorologist |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (2002 Summer Biff Henderson CBS Mailbag Map Across America Tour: NYC) |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (bananas) |
| Top Ten | Questions Asked on the Webber Grill Hotline |
| 1st Guest | Christina Ricci |
| Standup | Daniel Tosh |
| Music | Ben Kweller |
| Commercial Break | sparse audience |
| Try the veal |