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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | Spanish gadfly |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (If Everyone Looked Like Paul) |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear at TGIFriday's (with video) |
| 1st Guest | Cokie Roberts |
| Standup | Al Lubel |
| Other | Survivor 4 Promo |
| Ha ha ha ha ha |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | A man accused of a crime he didn't commit |
| PostMonologue | Contract negotiation wrap-up |
| 2nd Bit | Spring Break Do's and Don'ts |
| 1st Guest | Ray Romano |
| 2nd Guest | Jason Kidd |
| Other | The Late Show on Al-Jazeera |
| Ah, cabbage |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | 16-year-old Skating Sweetheart |
| PostMonologue | Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge |
| 1st Guest | Regis Philbin |
| 2nd Guest | Andie MacDowell |
| Music | Evelyn Glennie |
| Sylvia |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | A product of genetic engineering |
| PostMonologue | Best TV Personality, Non-Swedish |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (Fire Extinguisher) |
| 1st Guest | Rene Russo |
| 2nd Guest | Bob Sarlatte |
| Music | The Chieftains with Alison Moorer |
| Other | Survivor 4 promo |
| Hey look, fudge |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | Hong Kong Tailor |
| PostMonologue | Small Town News |
| 2nd Bit | Alan is Upset over Liza Minnelli's Wedding |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at Liza Minnelli's Wedding |
| 1st Guest | John McCain |
| Music | The White Stripes |
| That's just fine |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | Victim of an Academy Awards smear campaign |
| PostMonologue | Psychic Test Drive |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Halle Berry) |
| Top Ten | Things People Said as They Watched 'Baby Bob' |
| 1st Guest | Jon Stewart |
| Music | Kit Armstrong (kid piano prodigy) |
| Other | Al Gore early campaign commerial (shaving) |
| Please mow the lawn |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | Profanity-spewing college basketball coach |
| PostMonologue | Toy Fair Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (ice cream) |
| Top Ten | Signs Michael Bloomberg Doesn't Like Being Mayor |
| 1st Guest | Bonnie Hunt |
| Music | N.E.R.D. |
| Other | 'Baby Bob' on Al-Jazeera |
| I just don't care |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | A man who stands behind every used SUV he sells |
| PostMonologue | Academy Awards Timeline |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Academy Awards Fashion Update |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Watching Too Much Basketball |
| 1st Guest | Adam Arkin |
| 2nd Guest | Amy Sedaris |
| Music | Midnight Oil |
| Other | Barbara Walters Reaction Shot of the Night, Russel Crowe at the Oscars |
| Call Your Sister |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | A man who's currently in an undisclosed location |
| PostMonologue | Annual Rupert Jee's Hello Deli Meatball Hunt |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Academy Awards Fashion Update retraction |
| Top Ten | Things Best Supporting Actor Jim Broadbent Did Today |
| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
| Music | Shannon McNally |
| Other | Baby Bob overexposure |
| More ether |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | Grapefruit league phenom |
| PostMonologue | Late Show Catalogs |
| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (salami) |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Baseball Team isn't Ready for the Opening Season |
| 1st Guest | Peter Krause |
| 2nd Guest | Doris Kearns Goodwin |
| Sitting In | Eric Burton |
| Other | Clip from The Bachelor |
| Cuff your pants |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | One of 54 brothers and sisters |
| PostMonologue | Biff's Fun with a Bullhorn |
| 2nd Bit | George Clarke's Water Conservation Tips |
| Top Ten | Responsibilities of the National Guard (presented by members of the National Guard) |
| 1st Guest | Robin Williams |
| Music | Sevendust |
| Drive me home, Helen |
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| New York | The Greatest City in the World |
| Dave | Champion gardener |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Alan's pickup lines) |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear in a NYC Cab (with video) |
| 1st Guest | Andy Dick |
| Standup | Mike Britt |
| Close the damn door |