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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Frontier politician |
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| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of Mayor Bloomberg |
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| 2nd Bit | George Clark's Incredible Cat Challenge |
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| 1st Guest | Kirsten Dunst (Steven Tyler birthday message) |
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| 2nd Guest | Steve Nash |
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| Music | Angie Stone and The O'Jays |
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| Other | Hubble space pictures, Is This Anything? |
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| Commercial Break | Alan eats a hamburger |
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| Rake the leaves, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Inventor of venetian blinds |
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| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson's America - Denver, IN |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (margerine) |
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| Top Ten | Reasons I Love My Job (presented by airmen) |
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| 1st Guest | Tobey Maguire |
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| Music | Trey Anastasio |
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| Other | Clinton Tv show promo, Jason X disclaimer, Alan Kalter stars in Famous Fred MacMurray Movie Roles (Double Indemnity IV) |
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| My brother's a jockey |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | World-renowned gospel singer |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (The Lettermans) |
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| 2nd Bit | CBS Celebrates 75 Years |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hearin Central Park |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Garner |
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| 2nd Guest | Jim Gaffigan |
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| Other | The Kentucky Derby guy on the phone, Is This Anything? |
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| Commercial Break | AFLAC Insurance Trivia Question |
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| Goodnight Lois |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A pioneer in Postal engineering |
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| PostMonologue | Kentucky Derby Quiz |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with Spider-Man |
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| Survivor Loser | Tammy Leitner |
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| 1st Guest | Mary Tyler Moore (baseball) |
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| Music | Norah Jones |
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| Other | Alan shaves |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Jailed celebrity has-been |
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| PostMonologue | May We See Your Photos Please? |
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| 2nd Bit | Tamir Awards |
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| 1st Guest | Richard Gere (Kojack) |
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| 2nd Guest | Reggie Miller |
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| Other | Is This Anything?, ABC News and Spider-Man |
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| Who wants gum? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Octagenarian television personality |
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| PostMonologue | Can Spider-Man Hail a Cab? / NY Times Wedding Announcements |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Brittany Spears) |
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| Top Ten | Reasons Your Production was Not Nominated for a Tony Award |
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| 1st Guest | Will Ferrell |
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| Music | Tom Waits |
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| Other | Nude Women who Also Might be Anna Kournikova |
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| Commercial Break | Brought to you by... |
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| The pants people |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man for whom the Tony awards are named |
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| PostMonologue | Mother's Day Cards |
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| 2nd Bit | Can a Man Acting Like Spider-Man Hail a Cab? |
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| Top Ten | Things I Would Like to Say to the American People (presented by soldiers) |
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| 1st Guest | Hugh Grant |
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| Performance | Tony Hawk |
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| Other | Is this anything? |
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| More pants Chester? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Journeyman outfielder |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Stephanie points out cities, something happens to Paul) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (party ice) |
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| Top Ten | Pieces of Advice I Have Given My Child (presented by celebrity mothers) |
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| 1st Guest | Gillian Andersen (lip touch-up) |
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| Standup | Jonathan Katz |
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| Other | Don't Try This At Home |
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| We've got pants for you |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| PostMonologue | Jobs for Graduates |
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| 2nd Bit | If They Had a Combover |
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| Survivor Loser | Robert DeCanio |
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| 1st Guest | Liza Minnelli |
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| Other | Clip from Bryant Gumbel's last days on The Early Show |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | 87-year-old King of Afghanistan |
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| PostMonologue | How Many Guys in Spider-Man Costumes Can Fit Inside a Subway Sandwich Store? |
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| 1st Slot | Kid Scientists (flaming gutter) |
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| Other | Tony Orlando |
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| Get new pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Grown and processed in accordance with the California Organic Food Act of 1990 |
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| PostMonologue | Who Asked For It? |
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| 2nd Bit | Anti-Springsteen political commercial |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Cat is Trying to Kill You |
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| 1st Guest | Alec Baldwin |
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| Cooking | Ted Nugent |
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| Other | Is this anything? |
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| Look at these pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Eyeless albino fish |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at the Indianapolis 500 Trial Runs |
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| 2nd Bit | Behind the scenes of Stupid Human Tricks |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Dumb |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks (Astro-physicist juggling through a tennis racket) |
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| 2nd Guest | Natalie Portman |
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| Music | X-ecutioners with Xzhibit and Biohazard |
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| Commercial Break | Camera accident |
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| Oh my, pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Your host for karaoke night |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Martha Stewart points, Tony on Blind Date) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (gallon of milk) |
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| Top Ten | Items on a Fighter Pilot's Checklist (presented by fighter pilots) |
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| 1st Guest | Kathie Lee Gifford |
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| Standup | Brian Regan |
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| Other | Jimmy Carter's 2002 Axis of Evil tour |
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| Commercial Break | Late Show Screen Scramble |
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| Cute pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Frozen wooley mammoth |
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| PostMonologue | Story about moving (calling Mr. Outhouse) |
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| 2nd Bit | The Kalter Twins' Salute to Cher |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in the New Star Wars Film |
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| Survivor Winner | Vecepia Towerey |
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| 2nd Guest | Hilary Swank |
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| Performance | The Firecrackers (synchronized jump rope) |
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| Commercial Break | Runaway camera |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Office Depot employee of the month |
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| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock |
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| 1st Guest | Diane Sawyer |
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| 2nd Guest | Jesse Martin (youngest person to sail around the world unassisted) |
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| Other | Stripper mom |
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| Let's try pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Tom Cruise's equally stunning brother |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie reports on David Blaine pillar stunt |
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| 2nd Bit | Non-gay Mets ad, George stands on folding chair all night |
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| Top Ten | Least Impressive David Blaine Tricks |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Lopez |
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| 2nd Guest | April Kleinschmidt (valedictorian of a class of one) |
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| Music | Patty Loveless |
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| Sitting In | Terence Blanchard |
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| Other | Is This Anything? |
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| Commercial Break | Alan Kalter's People Who Can Kiss My Ass |
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| Pants for life |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | America's #1 Sports Fisherman |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Newsmakers |
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| 2nd Bit | Taliban Reunion Special, Alan Kalter's Star Wars audience interviews |
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| Top Ten | Signs You've Been at Sea Too Long |
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| 1st Guest | Jon Favreau |
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| 2nd Guest | David Rakoff |
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| Music | Anton Figg (with a Neville) |
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| Other | Is This Anything? |
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| Hello |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who taught me everything I know about pet care |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Embarassing jump rope moment) |
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| 2nd Bit | Anti-Springsteen campaign ad, Will It Float? (An Exotic Fire-Eating Woman) |
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| Top Ten | Other Unconfirmed Rumors About Mike Piazza |
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| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
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| Standup | Wendy Liebman |
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| Commercial Break | Paul goes crazy |
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