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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Booker Prize winning author |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (George Clarke's Facts About Breakfast) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (laundry detergent) |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with UN Weapons Inspector Hans Blix |
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| 1st Guest | Don Rickles |
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| Standup | Jim Gaffigan |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (with Tom Cavanaugh, Tv's Ed) |
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| Is your name Connie? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Renegade cop with nothing to lose |
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| PostMonologue | NY Marathon Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Marathon footage, marathon winners |
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| Top Ten | Things I Want to Get Off My Chest (presented by Bobby Valentine) |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks (underwear exchange) |
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| 2nd Guest | Sean Hayes |
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| Music | Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams - The Harder They Come |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Do you like snacks? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Singing cowboy |
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| PostMonologue | Election Day Timeline |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Signs Bush is Getting Cocky |
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| 1st Guest | Julianne Moore |
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| 2nd Guest | Grant Paulsen |
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| Music | Blind Boys of Alabama |
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| Other | Confusing CNN election coverage |
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| Commercial Break | Do You Have a Gambling Problem? |
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| Fix me a snack |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Your 2002 Nobel Peace Prize winner |
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| PostMonologue | Newsmakers |
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| 1st Slot | Kid Inventors |
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| 2nd Guest | Tom Brokaw |
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| Music | The Wallflowers |
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| Commercial Break | Mexican Wrestlers Celebrating Birthdays |
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| Does your head hurt? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Tough talking clergyman |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (olives) |
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| Top Ten | Things I've Learned After 1900 Shows |
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| 1st Guest | Brittany Murphy |
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| Standup | Al Lubel |
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| Other | Don Rickles Jokes That Make No Sense |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (Hal Gurnee) |
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| Pants are fun |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | I honestly can't think of one damn thing to say about him |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie - Official Pollster |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Things Never Before Said in Space (presented by astronauts) |
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| 1st Guest | Robin Williams |
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| 2nd Guest | Emily Proctor |
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| Other | Fireworks |
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| Commercial Break | Does your spouse have annoying eating habits? |
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| Put on your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Smalltown boy who just wants to dance |
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| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock |
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| 2nd Bit | European 8 Mile posters |
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| Top Ten | Things People Said While Listening to the Late Show on the Radio Last Night |
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| 1st Guest | Kelly Ripa |
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| 2nd Guest | Emmitt Smith |
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| Music | Missy Elliott |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Do re mi pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who eats guys like you for breakfast |
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| PostMonologue | New Books |
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| 2nd Bit | Clip from the rest of the new Bin Laden tape |
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| Top Ten | Signs Saddam Hussein is Getting Nervous |
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| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
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| 2nd Guest | Joe Pantoliano |
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| Sitting In | Mark Knopfler |
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| Kilts are not pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Bearded dictator |
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| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of Saddam Hussein |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts |
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| Top Ten | Reponsibilities of NORAD (presented by servicemen) |
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| 1st Guest | Maggie Gyllenhaal |
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| Music | Pearl Jam |
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| Other | CNN combover of the night, Is This Anything? |
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| Nice pants, sister |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | TGIFridays manager of the month |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Pat & Kenny Debate the Issues) |
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| 1st Guest | Al Gore |
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| Music | Pearl Jam |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (Chris Elliot) |
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| Pantalonis |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Schoharie's favorite son |
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| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson's America - Schoharie, NY |
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| 2nd Bit | Schoharie Video Quiz |
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| Top Ten | Reasons Being Mayor of Schoharie is the Best Job in the World (presented by the Mayor of Schoharie) |
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| 1st Guest | Kevin James |
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| Music | matchbox 20 |
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| Commercial Break | Audience perks |
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| Biscuits and gravy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Beloved substitute teacher |
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| PostMonologue | Celebrity X-Ray Challenge (Cal Ripken, Jr.) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Tips for Becoming a Supermodel (presented by Heidi Klum) |
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| Music | Shania Twain |
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| 2nd Guest | Cristiano da Matta |
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| Other | Remnants of the Leonid meteor shower |
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| Commercial Break | Late Show Trivia Contest |
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| May pants be with you |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Weekend hanggliding enthusiast |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Newsmakers |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer's Movie Bloopers |
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| Top Ten | Least Impressive James Bond Gadgets |
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| 1st Guest | Adam Sandler |
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| Performance | Pussycat Dolls |
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| Other | Clips from Al-Jazeera |
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| Commercial Break | This Day in Alan Kalter History |
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| Pants!!! |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Assistant defensive coordinator for the NY Jets |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Things People Say to Me When They See Me On the Street (presented by tv's The Bachelor) |
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| 1st Guest | Ice Cube |
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| Music | Cast of Hairspray |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen (featuring Virginia Beckham) |
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| Buy me some pants [mumbled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A believer in high doses of vitamin c |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (celebrity guest gossip) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (pumpkin pie filling & antifreeze) |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Kid is Dumb |
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| 1st Guest | Harry Connick, Jr. |
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| Standup | Larry Miller |
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| Other | The Marvelettes |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (with Jack Black) |
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| Time for a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who easily converts into a bed |
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| PostMonologue | Pedestrian Theme Songs |
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| 2nd Bit | New York Times Wedding Announcements |
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| Top Ten | Things to Consider Before Buying a Hairpiece (presented by guys wearing hairpieces) |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks |
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| 2nd Guest | Lisa Kudrow |
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| Music | Audioslave (on the marquee) |
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| Commercial Break | Empty audience |
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| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The worldwide leader in mortgage solutions |
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| PostMonologue | Can a Guy in a Turkey Suit Catch a Cab? |
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| 2nd Bit | Die Another Day Disclaimer |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're On a Bad Cruise |
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| 1st Guest | George Clooney |
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| 2nd Guest | Jack Hanna |
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| Commercial Break | Guess the Celebrity Silhouette |
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| Dear sweet pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Six-time Heisman trophy winner |
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| PostMonologue | Holiday Gift Items |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear at the Supermarket (with video) |
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| 1st Guest | Ray Romano |
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| Music | Jurassic 5 |
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| Other | CNN Anchorman Fake Laugh of the Night, A&E Biography: Dr. Phil |
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| Commercial Break | Celebrity Marriage Office Pool |
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| Do you know where your pants are? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who still eats at the kiddie table |
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| PostMonologue | Thanksgiving Day Parade Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Guessing Mom's Pies |
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| Top Ten | Things Every American Should be Thankful For (presented by Navy minemen) |
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| 1st Guest | Amy Sedaris |
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| Music | The Strokes |
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| Other | Paul's birthday, After the Parade |
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| Commercial Break | Turkey Recall |
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| Pants, the other white meat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Former 21 Jump Street star |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Michael Jackson) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (road salt) |
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| Top Ten | Lisa Marie Presley/Nicolas Cage Explanations |
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| Music | Liza Minnelli |
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| Standup | Jann Karam |
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| Commerical Break | The Cape (the girls) |
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