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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's rumored to have a talk show deal with CBS |
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| PostMonologue | Back to College Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Taliban Officials - Where are They Now? |
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| Top Ten | NY Mets Promises for Next Season (presented by Al Leiter) |
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| 1st Guest | David Schwimmer |
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| Music | Avril Lavigne |
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| Other | Evidence of Ryder Cup fix, Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, the Troubled Teen |
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| Kiss me now |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Green party candidate for sheriff |
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| PostMonologue | Will This Marriage Last? |
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| 2nd Bit | Amazing Race 3 trailer |
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| Top Ten | Saddam Hussein Campaign Promises |
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| 1st Guest | Anthony LaPaglia |
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| 2nd Guest | Effie Nielson (90-year-old weightlifter) |
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| Music | Clinic |
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| Commercial Break | Inkblot test |
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| Other | Biff's birthday |
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| Buy me some pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Disgraced New Jersey Senator |
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| PostMonologue | Trying to get the Indianapolis bypass renamed |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Korporate Fraud Kut-ups |
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| 1st Guest | Edward Norton |
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| Music | John Mayer |
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| Commercial Break | Staff member of the week |
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| Return to your homes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Member of the 1986 US Ryder Cup team |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Pat & Kenny's Trading Spaces) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (toner cartridge) |
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| Top Ten | Things Every Principal Knows (presented by principals) |
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| 1st Guest | David Arquette |
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| Standup | Todd Lynn |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (with Jimmy Fallon) |
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| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Secretary of mirth |
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| PostMonologue | Rejected FDA Products |
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| 2nd Bit | Diving dogs (and Stephanie) |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Neighbor is a Cannibal |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Love Hewitt |
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| Music | Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers |
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| Is the show over? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Real-life jackass |
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| PostMonologue | Newsmakers |
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| 2nd Bit | Bush nuclear mispronunciation count |
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| Top Ten | Dumb Guy Reactions to the Discovery of the Giant Iceball |
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| 1st Guest | John McCain |
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| Reading | David Sedaris |
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| Other | A glimpse of the giant iceball |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, the Troubled Teen |
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| I need help |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who successfully represented himself in small claims court |
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| PostMonologue | What the US Says vs. What Iraq Says |
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| 2nd Bit | Indianapolis loop renaming update |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Too Fat |
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| 1st Guest | Charles Barkley |
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| 2nd Guest | Franco Zeffirelli |
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| Music | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band |
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| Other | Nobel Prize ceremony clip |
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| Commercial Break | George Clarke's Craft Corner |
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| We make pants for pets |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Mid-level Italian bureaucrat |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| Top Ten | Fun Things the Army Yells While Rappelling (presented by rappellers) |
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| 1st Guest | Michelle Pfeiffer |
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| Music | Bon Jovi |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen (featuring Virginia Beckham) |
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| Boy, I'm hungry |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The father of anti-bacterial handsoap |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Who's smarter?) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (duraflame log) |
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| Top Ten | Signs Barbara Walters is in Love with Fidel Castro |
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| 1st Guest | Johnny Knoxville |
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| Standup | Ron White |
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| Commerical Break | The Cape (with Nancy Agostini) |
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| Time for the medecine |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A loophole you could drive a truck through |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie - Official Pollster |
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| 2nd Bit | Evil Dictators - Where are They Now? |
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| Top Ten | Ways to Make Football More Exciting (brought to you by the Sonny Liston Grill) |
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| 1st Guest | Debra Messing |
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| Music | Pink |
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| Other | A day off at the Post Office |
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| Commercial Break | Exotic Dancers, just off the Dave |
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| Do you like pants? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Victim of social darwinism |
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| PostMonologue | Celebrity X-Ray Challenge (Don Rickles) |
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| 2nd Bit | Tony Orlando |
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| 1st Guest | Thandie Newton |
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| Music | Faith Hill |
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| Other | Dr. Phil on Larry King |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| My head hurts |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man who shortened science fiction to sci-fi |
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| PostMonologue | Newsmakers |
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| 2nd Bit | Flying Rats |
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| Top Ten | Ways CBS Can Attract Viewers to The Early Show |
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| 1st Guest | Rudolph Giuliani |
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| 2nd Guest | Naomi Watts |
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| Sitting In | Sam Moore |
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| Commercial Break | Alan Kalter's People Who Can Kiss My Ass |
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| Run like hell |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The beast of the east |
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| PostMonologue | Dave Letterman Bypass update |
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| 2nd Bit | What the Hell Is It? (dough sheeter) |
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| Top Ten | Ways My Life Has Changed Since Winning the Nobel Prize (presented by Robert A. Mundel) |
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| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson (with kilt) |
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| Music | Santana with Michelle Branch |
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| Other | A look at the black hole |
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| Commercial Break | Rally Monkey |
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| Do you smell taters? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Human rally monkey |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Paul Schaffer's How to Break Into Late Night Bandleading) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (bag of potatos) |
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| Top Ten | Ways to Pronounce P. Diddy |
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| 1st Guest | P. Diddy |
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| Standup | Eddie Brill |
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| Commercial Break | The Cape (with Jude Brenna) |
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| Are you still up? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The inspiration for your remote control mute button |
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| PostMonologue | Biff's Fun With a Bullhorn |
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| Survivor Loser | Robb Zbacnik |
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| Top Ten | Things Overheard in the Angels Locker Room (presented by Scott Spizio) |
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| 1st Guest | Bonnie Hunt |
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| Music | Christina Aquilera |
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| Commercial Break | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Boy, I'm sleepy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Liz Taylor's 3rd and 6th husband |
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| PostMonologue | Halloween Psychic Sandwich |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Scary Halloween Tales |
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| Top Ten | Lizzie Grubman's Complaints About Jail |
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| 1st Guest | Salma Hayek |
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| Music | Tori Amos |
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| Commercial Break | No More Ripoffs |
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| Here kitty kitty |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who always smells slightly eggy |
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| PostMonologue | Ways NYC is Cutting Back |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| 1st Guest | Warren Zevon |
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| Music | Warren Zevon (three songs) |
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| Damn, I'm fat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man who coined the phrase 'bang for the buck' |
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| PostMonologue | Halloween Costumes |
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| Top Ten | Things a Drill Instructor Would Never Say (presented by drill instructors) |
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| Standup | Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Music | Foo Fighters - One By One |
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| I like pants |
