Late Show Shows - A Late Show With Letterman Episode Guide

August 2003


Friday, August 1, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Master of the dark arts
PostMonologue Know Your Current Events
2nd Bit Will It Float? (BBQ set)
Top Ten Signs You're At a Bad summer Concert
1st Guest Naomi Watts
Standup Jeff Stilson
Music O.A.R.
Other Guy on Fire!
Audience Shot The Cape (Joan Rivers)
Which one's Dave?


Monday, August 4, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
PostMonologue Biff on the Brockton Rox
2nd Bit Alan's Message for Liza Minnelli, Saddam's daughters interview clip, Gigli promo, CNN Unfortunate Word Choice of the Night, Bush vacation clip
Top Ten Real Reasons Colin Powell is Stepping Down
1st Guest Kate Hudson
Performance Cast of Camp
Other Random barbershop quartet
Audience Shot Late Show Million Dollar Trivia Question
Dave Multiple Grammy Winner
Press those pants


Tuesday, August 5, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Peanut farmer turned president
PostMonologue Oyster Eating Contest
2nd Bit Not a Ten Year Highlight, CBS Summer Promo, Pat Farmer's Gaffe Alert
Top Ten Mike Tyson Financial Mistakes
1st Guest Colin Farrell
Music Robert Randolph & The Family Band
Audience Shot Alan Kalter's That's Annoying
Remove your pants


Wednesday, August 6, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Your hometown source for fine Amway products since 1987
PostMonologue Summer Reading
2nd Bit Referee or Foot Locker Employee?, C-Span Bored Audience Member of the Night, Hussein hair ad
Top Ten Good Things About Being a Twin (presented by twins)
1st Guest Samuel L. Jackson
2nd Guest Rick Reilly
Music Pharrell with Clipse
Other Random jumping
Time for a kiss


Thursday, August 7, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave As seen on Cops
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by shepardess Stephanie)
Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Campaign Promises
1st Guest Britanny Murphy
2nd Guest Carey Hart (motorbike jumps)
Music Dashboard Confessional
Other Random twins
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Friday, August 8, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave The first name in extruding plastic joints and couplings
PostMonologue Stump The Band
2nd Bit Will It Float? (driveway resurfacer)
Top Ten Overheard During George W. Bush's Vacation
1st Guest David Duchovny
Standup Brett Butler
Music The New Amsterdams
Audience Shot The Cape (with Amy Sedaris)
Other Random bugling, Not a 10 Year Highlight
Buy me some pants


August 11 - 15, 2003
Monday July 23, 2003
Tuesday June 24, 2003
Wednesday May 5, 2003
Thursday June 23, 2003
Friday June 12, 2003
Reruns


August 18 - 22, 2003
Monday July 29, 2003
Tuesday June 25, 2003
Wednesday June 26, 2003
Thursday July 21, 2003
Friday July 30, 2003
Reruns


Monday, August 25, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Embattled congressman
PostMonologue Stephanie's Story
2nd Bit Mars and the US Open, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke, CBS Switchboard
Top Ten Reasons the National Crime Rate is Down
1st Guest Chris Rock
Music The Star Spangles
Sitting In Kiva, The Grinder Girl
Other Random dogwalking
Audience Shot Dwight, The Troubled Teen (contest winner)
Return to your homes


Tuesday, August 26, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Controversial Alabama supreme court justice
PostMonologue Stop The Slicer
2nd Bit Late Show 10 Year Anniversary Promo
Top Ten Things Overheard at Schwarzenegger Campaign Headquarters
1st Guest Bill Murray
2nd Guest Pete Sampras
Audience Shot Empty audience
No dice, Kenny


Wednesday, August 27, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Target of a well-financed recall movement
PostMonologue CNN Technical Difficulty of the Night, George W. Bush Presidential Cough
2nd Bit Alan Kalter's Someone Who Isn't Running For Governor in California
Top Ten Real Reasons We're Not Playing in the US Open (presented by Venus & Serena Williams)
1st Guest David Spade
2nd Guest Bob Sarlatte
Music Maroon 5
Other Random lint removal
Is the show over?


Thursday, August 28, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave The man to serve all your farm insurance needs
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by Scottish Stephanie)
2nd Bit George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For Mars' Being Close to Earth
1st Guest Tony Hawk (on 53rd Street)
2nd Guest John McEnroe
Music Rooney
Other Random stilt walking
I need help


Friday, August 29, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave A man who's had a 10 year love affair with CBS
PostMonologue Know Your Current Events (10th Anniversary Edition)
2nd Bit Will It Float? (glue)
Top Ten Things I Have Learned Working for the Late Show (presented by Late Show staff)
1st Guest Bonnie Hunt
Standup Don Gavin
Audience Shot The Cape (with Jane Pauley)
Hallelujah Pants