Late Show Shows - A Late Show With Letterman Episode Guide

December 2003


December 1 - 5, 2003
Friday October 16, 2003
Reruns


Monday, December 8, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave All-Time Big Sky Conference Rushing Leader
PostMonologue Rupert Visits the Jets
Survivor Loser Christie Hastie
Top Ten Ways NYC is Different When It Snows
1st Guest Matt Damon
Music Jack Johnson and G. Love
Other Shoveling snow, George W. Bush: Statesman
Audience Shot Alan Kalter's What I Want For Christmas
Do you like pants?


Tuesday, December 9, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Aviation Pioneer
PostMonologue Decorating a Cab for Christmas
2nd Bit New York City Travel Tips
Top Ten Reasons Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean
1st Guest Danny DeVito
2nd Guest Tim Russert
Other Ads (wal-mart trampling, Gore's endorsement of Dean, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Audience Shot Camp X-Ray Detainees Celebrating Birthdays
I love pants [mumbled]


Wednesday, December 10, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Car detailer to the stars
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by Samurai Stephanie)
Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party
1st Guest Amanda Peet
2nd Guest Barry Sonnenfeld
Pants are fun [mumbled]


Thursday, December 11, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave The human amamometer
PostMonologue Audience Show and Tell
2nd Bit Will It Float? (eggnog, shampoo)
1st Guest Kirsten Dunst
Music Rod Stewart
Worldwide pants [mumbled]


Friday, December 12, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Controversial weight-loss guru
PostMonologue Is This Anything?
2nd Bit Bob Barker's 80th Birthday, Flu vaccine announcement
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning the Heisman Trophy
1st Guest Julia Roberts
Music Alkaline Trio
Audience Shot The Cape (Greg Kinnear)
Mmm mmm mmm


Monday, December 15, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Abercrombie & Fitch model
PostMonologue A Day in the Life of Saddam Hussein
2nd Bit Topping the Late Show Christmas Tree
Top Ten Questions Asked by Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured
1st Guest Liv Tyler
2nd Guest John Witherspoon
Music Alicia Keys
Other Democratic spin on Hussein capture
Audience Shot The Late Show Pick 20 Lottery
Time for a kiss


Tuesday, December 16, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Disgraced Halliburton Executive
PostMonologue May We See Your Digital Photos, Please?
2nd Bit Christmas Songs Sung By a Guy With a Bad Cough, Pottery Barn Ad, Hussein Reward, Hussein Trial, Flu shot alternatives
Top Ten Secrets Learned From Saddam Hussein's Papers
1st Guest Barbara Walters
2nd Guest Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor Winner)
Sitting In Michael McDonald
No dice, Kenny


Wednesday, December 17, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Unrestricted free agent
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by Santa Stephanie)
2nd Bit Bush on the Spirit of Flight, Great Americans Named Orville, Is This Anything?
Top Ten Other Observations Made by Saddam Hussein's Daughter
1st Guest Neve Campbell
Music Wellwater Conspiracy
Other What Paul Wants for Christmas
Pants, the other white meat


Thursday, December 18, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Outgoing Chair of the American Chair Institute
PostMonologue Who Said It?
2nd Bit CNN Anchor Inappropriate Comment of the Night, Alan Kalter's Where Are They Now?
Top Ten Late Show Christmas Carols (presented by carolers)
1st Guest Bonnie Hunt
Music Dave Matthews
Other Al-Jazeera 10 Most Fascinating People, Michael Jackson Religion Statement, Hussein Got Milk?
Audience Shot Late Show Trivia Question
Dear sweet pants


Friday, December 19, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Proud Sponsor of the Dave Bowl
PostMonologue Audience Show and Tell
2nd Bit Will It Float? (sugar cookie dough, syrup)
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Egg Nog
1st Guest Charlize Theron
Music Dave Matthews
Audience Shot The Cape (Jerry Springer)
Do you know where your pants are?


Monday, December 22, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Voted Orwellian Dystopia of the Year
PostMonologue Holidays in New York Quiz
2nd Bit Presidential Quote of the Night, Rumsfeld Santa announcement, Alan's Tribute to Bing Crosby/David Bowie duet
Top Ten Dumb Guy Complaints About The Lord of the Rings
1st Guest Steve Martin (christmas album)
2nd Guest Shannon Eis (toy expert)
Audience Shot A holiday message from Alan
Mmm, cookies


Tuesday, December 23, 2003
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Disgruntled Mall Santa
PostMonologue Last Year's Resolutions
2nd Bit Late Show Super Bowl Challenge
Top Ten Things a Department Store Santa Doesn't Want to Hear From Kids (with video)
1st Guest Renee Zellweger
Music Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)
Other Democratic foul-mouthed campaign ad, Soldier greetings from Baghdad
Oh, santa


December 24, 2003 - Christmas Eve
Pre-empted


December 29 - 31, 2003
Monday December 12, 2003
Tuesday November 13, 2003
Wednesday December 11, 2003
Reruns