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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | All-Time Big Sky Conference Rushing Leader |
| PostMonologue | Rupert Visits the Jets |
| Survivor Loser | Christie Hastie |
| Top Ten | Ways NYC is Different When It Snows |
| 1st Guest | Matt Damon |
| Music | Jack Johnson and G. Love |
| Other | Shoveling snow, George W. Bush: Statesman |
| Audience Shot | Alan Kalter's What I Want For Christmas |
| Do you like pants? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Aviation Pioneer |
| PostMonologue | Decorating a Cab for Christmas |
| 2nd Bit | New York City Travel Tips |
| Top Ten | Reasons Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean |
| 1st Guest | Danny DeVito |
| 2nd Guest | Tim Russert |
| Other | Ads (wal-mart trampling, Gore's endorsement of Dean, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) |
| Audience Shot | Camp X-Ray Detainees Celebrating Birthdays |
| I love pants [mumbled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Car detailer to the stars |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Samurai Stephanie) |
| Top Ten | Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party |
| 1st Guest | Amanda Peet |
| 2nd Guest | Barry Sonnenfeld |
| Pants are fun [mumbled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The human amamometer |
| PostMonologue | Audience Show and Tell |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (eggnog, shampoo) |
| 1st Guest | Kirsten Dunst |
| Music | Rod Stewart |
| Worldwide pants [mumbled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Controversial weight-loss guru |
| PostMonologue | Is This Anything? |
| 2nd Bit | Bob Barker's 80th Birthday, Flu vaccine announcement |
| Top Ten | Signs You Won't Be Winning the Heisman Trophy |
| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts |
| Music | Alkaline Trio |
| Audience Shot | The Cape (Greg Kinnear) |
| Mmm mmm mmm |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Abercrombie & Fitch model |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of Saddam Hussein |
| 2nd Bit | Topping the Late Show Christmas Tree |
| Top Ten | Questions Asked by Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured |
| 1st Guest | Liv Tyler |
| 2nd Guest | John Witherspoon |
| Music | Alicia Keys |
| Other | Democratic spin on Hussein capture |
| Audience Shot | The Late Show Pick 20 Lottery |
| Time for a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Disgraced Halliburton Executive |
| PostMonologue | May We See Your Digital Photos, Please? |
| 2nd Bit | Christmas Songs Sung By a Guy With a Bad Cough, Pottery Barn Ad, Hussein Reward, Hussein Trial, Flu shot alternatives |
| Top Ten | Secrets Learned From Saddam Hussein's Papers |
| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
| 2nd Guest | Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor Winner) |
| Sitting In | Michael McDonald |
| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Unrestricted free agent |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Santa Stephanie) |
| 2nd Bit | Bush on the Spirit of Flight, Great Americans Named Orville, Is This Anything? |
| Top Ten | Other Observations Made by Saddam Hussein's Daughter |
| 1st Guest | Neve Campbell |
| Music | Wellwater Conspiracy |
| Other | What Paul Wants for Christmas |
| Pants, the other white meat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Outgoing Chair of the American Chair Institute |
| PostMonologue | Who Said It? |
| 2nd Bit | CNN Anchor Inappropriate Comment of the Night, Alan Kalter's Where Are They Now? |
| Top Ten | Late Show Christmas Carols (presented by carolers) |
| 1st Guest | Bonnie Hunt |
| Music | Dave Matthews |
| Other | Al-Jazeera 10 Most Fascinating People, Michael Jackson Religion Statement, Hussein Got Milk? |
| Audience Shot | Late Show Trivia Question |
| Dear sweet pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Proud Sponsor of the Dave Bowl |
| PostMonologue | Audience Show and Tell |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (sugar cookie dough, syrup) |
| Top Ten | Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Egg Nog |
| 1st Guest | Charlize Theron |
| Music | Dave Matthews |
| Audience Shot | The Cape (Jerry Springer) |
| Do you know where your pants are? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Voted Orwellian Dystopia of the Year |
| PostMonologue | Holidays in New York Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Presidential Quote of the Night, Rumsfeld Santa announcement, Alan's Tribute to Bing Crosby/David Bowie duet |
| Top Ten | Dumb Guy Complaints About The Lord of the Rings |
| 1st Guest | Steve Martin (christmas album) |
| 2nd Guest | Shannon Eis (toy expert) |
| Audience Shot | A holiday message from Alan |
| Mmm, cookies |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Disgruntled Mall Santa |
| PostMonologue | Last Year's Resolutions |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Super Bowl Challenge |
| Top Ten | Things a Department Store Santa Doesn't Want to Hear From Kids (with video) |
| 1st Guest | Renee Zellweger |
| Music | Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) |
| Other | Democratic foul-mouthed campaign ad, Soldier greetings from Baghdad |
| Oh, santa |