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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Tri-state sorghum farmer of the year |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at the Super Bowl |
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| 2nd Bit | Followup with Stephanie about the Super Bowl |
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| Top Ten | Cool Things About Living on a Aircraft Carrier (presented by Navy) |
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| 1st Guest | Kate Hudson |
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| 2nd Guest | Jack Hanna |
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| Audience Shot | Online Poll |
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| Beat it, Winky |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Troubled former child star |
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| PostMonologue | George tests mattresses |
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| 2nd Bit | What's on the Photocopier? (raisin bran) |
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| Top Ten | Things Dumb Guys Think the UN Does |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew McConaughey |
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| 2nd Guest | Jon Gruden |
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| Music | The Roots |
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| Other | Dave's mention on Family Feud, Combover of the Night |
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| Ha ha ha ha ha |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Legendary teenage con man |
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| PostMonologue | Powell UN Speech paraphenalia, Verizon commercial, Edited Out of Last Night's Show, Alan's Comments on the UN Weapons Inspections |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Volkswagen Needs to be Recalled |
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| 1st Guest | Kelsey Grammer |
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| Cooking | Michael Tong |
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| Music | B.B. King and Shemeika Copeland |
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| Audience Shot | New Late Show Staffer |
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| Ah, cabbage |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | World champion olive pitter |
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| PostMonologue | What the US says vs. What Iraq says |
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| 2nd Bit | CNN Off-Screen Sneeze of the Night |
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| Top Ten | Messages Left on Colin Powell's Answering Machine |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks (Beer-fetching dog) |
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| 2nd Guest | Tom Brokaw |
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| Music | The Pretenders |
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| Audience Shot | Regis Rumors |
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| Sylvia? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Unreliable kitchen contractor |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (CSI: Lancaster, PA) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (ribs) |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in the Michael Jackson Documentary |
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| 1st Guest | Brendan Fraser |
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| Skit | Kids in The Hall |
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| Music | Bonnie Raitt, Keb' Mo, and Kim Wilson |
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| Sitting In | Some guy from the UN |
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| Other | Iraqi of the Night |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (James Brown) |
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| Hey look, fudge |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Gas guzzling sports utility vehicle |
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| PostMonologue | Ski Resort Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer Drinks Stuff He Found Backstage, Awkward Celebrity Handshake of the Night |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear in a NYC Taxi |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick |
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| Music | Tony Bennett & k.d. Lang - Via Amore |
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| Other | Dogs from the Westminster Dog Show |
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| That's just fine |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who has not been approved by the FDA |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie Samples at The 21 Club |
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| 2nd Bit | CNN Confused Anchor of the Night, New Osama tape |
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| Top Ten | Signs It's Fashion Week in New York |
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| 1st Guest | Amy Brennamen |
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| 2nd Guest | Nate Erwin (Insects) |
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| Music | Vince Gill |
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| Audience Shot | Arabic Word Scramble |
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| Call your sister |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The original man on the street |
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| PostMonologue | Valentine's Day Cards |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Nicole Kidman) |
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| Top Ten | Things I, Saddam Hussein, Want to Get Off My Chest (presented by Saddam Hussein) |
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| 1st Guest | Queen Latifah |
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| 2nd Guest | Colin Quinn |
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| Music | Lou Reed |
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| Other | CNN Windy News Report of the Night, Orange Alert Message |
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| Audience Shot | Yoo Hoo |
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| Hit me again |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Featuring a 22-inch widescreen panel |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band (with Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Greenspan clip |
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| Top Ten | Reasons I, Homer Simpson, Am Excited to Be on This Show (presented by Homer) |
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| 1st Slot | Kid Scientists (microwave plasma) |
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| 2nd Guest | Kurt Russell |
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| Audience Shot | Sparse Audience |
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| Stop it |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Specializing in large, extra long, and petit |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Daredevil) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (car battery) |
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| Top Ten | Valentine's Traditions in the Marine Corps (presented by Marines) |
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| 1st Guest | Kate Winslet |
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| Standup | Dennis Regan |
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| Music | Rufus Wainwright - My Funny Valentine (with mother) |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (with Kimono Stephanie) |
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| [kissing sounds] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Unlicensed snowplow operator |
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| Entrance | On snowmobile |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie measuring snowfall |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan's Message about the Blizzard |
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| Top Ten | Highlights of the Daytona 500 (presented by Michael Waltrip) |
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| 1st Guest | Dr. Phil |
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| Music | Beck |
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| Other | CBS News Jackass of the Night, Osama snow message |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Staff Excuses for Not Coming to Work |
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| I'm disoriented |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Toro Snowblower's Man of the Year |
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| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock |
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| 2nd Bit | Get to Know the Late Show Interns |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Having 19.8 Inches of Snow in NYC (presented by Mayor Bloomberg) |
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| 1st Guest | Vince Vaughn |
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| 2nd Guest | Sarah Vowel |
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| Music | Beck |
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| Sitting In | Guy waiting for his flight to Atlanta |
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| Other | CNN News Ticker about Dr. Phil on Dave, Guy Behind Mayor Bloomberg of the Night |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Cuff your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man with frostbite over 70% of his body |
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| PostMonologue | New Catalogs |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Not Getting in To See the Late Show (presented by standby audience members) |
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| 1st Guest | Kevin Spacey |
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| 2nd Guest | Reggie Miller |
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| Other | Dateline NBC Michael Jackson Warning |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Correction |
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| Drive me home, Helen |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Famed collector of antique fishing lures |
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| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson's America: Palomar Mountain, CA |
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| Top Ten | Ways Dumb Guys Are Preparing for Terrorist Attacks |
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| 1st Slot | Champion Turkey Callers |
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| 2nd Guest | Marg Helgenberger |
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| Music | The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize? |
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| Audience Shot | Guess Who's in the Late Show Guest Room? |
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| Close the damn door |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who makes you glad to be alive |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (duct tape) |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Being This Woman [the lottery mascot] |
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| 1st Guest | Jeff Daniels |
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| 2nd Guest | Lynne Cox (antartic swimmer) |
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| Standup | Steven Wright |
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| Sitting In | Solomon Burke |
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| Other | Tyson fight promotion - Homeland Security Announcement |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Solomon Burke) |
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| My accountant is Fred Nigrow |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Left-handed Japanese power hitter |
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| PostMonologue | Amy Sedaris at the Grammys |
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| 2nd Bit | CBS Newscaster Who Doesn't Know He's On Camera of the Night |
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| Survivor Loser | Janet Koth |
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| Top Ten | Messages Left on Paul Simon's Answering Machine |
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| 1st Guest | Steve Martin (Anthology of bad appearances) |
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| Music | Foo Fighters |
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| Audience Shot | Alan's Grammy Awards Highlights |
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| Nice shoes, big shot |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's polished to a mirror-like sheen |
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| PostMonologue | CD Trifecta |
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| 2nd Bit | Interviews |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in Dan Rather's Interview with Saddam Hussein |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks |
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| 2nd Guest | Sharon Osborne |
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| Music | Norah Jones - Lonestar |
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| Other | Mike Tyson's Words of Wisdom |
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| Audience Shot | Merv Griffin tickets |
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| Send potatos |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Bruce Willis |
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| 1st Guest | Dan Rather |
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| 2nd Guest | Carmen Electra |
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| Standup | Brian Kiley |
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| Worldwide Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | John McEnroe |
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| PostMonologue | Breaking into charity event across the street |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Arnold |
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| Cooking | Eric Ripert |
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| Standup | Todd Barry |
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| Music | Jason Mraz |
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| Sitting In | Fred Schneider |
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| Worldwide Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Regis Philbin |
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| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
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| 2nd Guest | Susan Lucci |
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| Standup | Greg Giraldo |
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| Music | Kathleen Edwards |
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| Worldwide Pants |
