Late Show Shows - A Late Show With Letterman Episode Guide
A Late Show with David Letterman Episode Guide

July 2003


July 1 - 4, 2003
Tuesday May 22, 2003
Wednesday May 21, 2003
Thursday May 14, 2003
Friday May 19, 2003
Reruns


July 7 - 11, 2003
Monday June 10, 2003
Tuesday June 9, 2003
Wednesday May 15, 2003
Thursday June 16, 2003
Friday June 18, 2003
Reruns


Monday, July 14, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave Elizabeth Taylor's Fourth Husband
PostMonologue Biff Henderson's Personal Home Run Derby
2nd Bit Alan's Valuable Summer Tips
Top Ten Excuses of the Baseball Player Who Beat Up the Sausage
Music Lisa Marie Presley
2nd Guest Ryan Pinkston
Other George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Audience Shot Long overdue product recall
Mmm, soup


Tuesday, July 15, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave Multiple Grammy winner
PostMonologue Would You Like to Ride in a Freight Elevator?
2nd Bit Is This Anything?
1st Guest Allison Janney
Cooking Nigella Lawson
Music Howard Tate
Touch me


Wednesday, July 16, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave American rodeo cowboy of the year
2nd Bit New Saddam tape, Bush State of the Union clip, This Guy for President, Jerry Springer Clip, Espy awards clip, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Top Ten Jerry Springer Campaign Promises
1st Guest Barry Zito (breaking windows)
2nd Guest Mandy Moore
Music Grandaddy
Audience Shot Dwight The Troubled Teen
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Thursday, July 17, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave Inventor of the v-neck sweater
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by cowgirl Stephanie)
2nd Bit Bush-Graham campaign commercial, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
1st Guest Ari Fleischer
Music Beyonce Knowles - Dangerously in Love
Audience Shot Stephanie sings Happy Trails to You
Mmm, spareribs


Friday, July 18, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave The real-life inspiration for one of cinema's most feared villains
PostMonologue Know Your Current Events
2nd Bit Will It Float? (pizza dough)
Top Ten Things Said to Me, Dave, On a Typical Weekend
1st Guest Jeff Bridges
Standup Alan Harvey
Music Joseph Arthur
Audience Shot The Cape (Jerry Foley)
Mmm, garlic


Monday, July 21, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave The fourth tropical storm this season
PostMonologue CBS Six Feet Under Promo, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
1st Guest Aron Ralston
2nd Guest Tobey Maguire
Audience Shot Non-celebrities celebrating birthdays
Worldwide pants


Tuesday, July 22, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave The dry cleaner's dry cleaner
PostMonologue How Many Guys in Pirate Costumes Can You Fit Into a Subway Shop?
2nd Bit Clip from The Restaurant, British Air Workers demands
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through This Guy's Mind
1st Slot National Hollerin' Champions
2nd Guest Kristin Davis
Music Jane's Addiction
Mmm, cabbage


Wednesday, July 23, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave A new ray of hope for people who have allergies
2nd Bit Millionaire or Kenny?, Dark Matter headline, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Top Ten Perks of Being a Member of the Baseball Hall of Fame (presented by members)
1st Guest Joaquin Phoenix
Music Blues Traveler
Other Late Show Backup Dancers
Well


Thursday, July 24, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave Fresh from the crease, dog-dirty, and ready for bear
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by jockey Stephanie)
2nd Bit George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
1st Guest Sylvester Stallone
2nd Guest Ben Curtis (hitting golf balls off the roof)
Mmm, cookies


Friday, July 25, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave Inventor of the charming seven artificial heart
PostMonologue Stump the Band
2nd Bit Will It Float? (coaxial cable)
Top Ten Ways AOL Can Win Back Subscribers
1st Guest Denis Leary
Music Queens of the Stone Age
Other Seabiscuit clip, Dark Energy ad, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Audience Shot The Cape (Marv Albert)
Answer the damn phone


Monday, July 28, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave The man who came up with the abbreviation PDQ
PostMonologue CNN Simultaneous Response of the Night, Capitalizing on Hussein deaths, Hilary Clinton pregnancy announcement, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Top Ten Perks of Winning the Tour De France
1st Guest Jesse Grabow (6-year-old bowler)
2nd Guest Jason Biggs
3rd Guest Robert C. Nichol (astrophysicist)
Other Lance Armstrong
God bless pants


Tuesday, July 29, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave A man who gives you more legroom in coach
PostMonologue Rubert Learns to Water Ski
2nd Bit Field of Dave, Iraq body claim ad, Made Up Phrase of the Night, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Guy in a Horse Costume (with video)
1st Guest Eugene Levy
Music Eels
Other Random accordian playing
Pan-fried nappy


Wednesday, July 30, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave The inventor of the seedless watermelon
PostMonologue Uday and Qusay: A Timeline
2nd Bit Telemundo News Banter of the Night, Gray Davis Ad, George W. Bush: Master of the Issues
Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is Harboring Saddam Hussein
1st Guest Seann William Scott
2nd Guest Jonathan Ames
Music Fountains of wayne - Stacey's Mom
Other Lance Armstrong
Audience Shot Merv Griffin tickets
Boy, did that suck


Thursday, July 31, 2003
New York The greatest ciy in the world
Dave Proselytizing Dental Hygenist
PostMonologue CBS Mailbag (assisted by Mountie Stephanie)
2nd Bit Missing Casablanca scenes
Top Ten Reasons Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Not Running for Governor of California
1st Guest Melanie Griffith
2nd Guest Pamela Reed (ultramarathon winner)
Other Random mariachi playing
Dear sweet pants