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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Paul Schaeffer |
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| PostMonologue | NYC Marathon Quiz |
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| Top Ten | I Can Say Now That Dave is Not Here |
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| Survivor Loser | Shawn Cohen and Osten Hill |
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| 1st Guest | Ashley Judd |
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| 2nd Guest | Richard Belzer |
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| Music | Sarah McLachlan |
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| Other | Marathon winners |
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| Audience Shot | Alan Kalter's That's Annoying |
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| Worldwide pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Feisty octagenarian |
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| PostMonologue | A Baby Story |
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| 2nd Bit | Motorcycle stunts with Indian Larry |
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| Top Ten | Reasons I'm Excited To Be a Father |
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| 1st Guest | Regis Philbin |
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| 2nd Guest | Amy Brenneman |
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| Other | George W. Bush Moment of Confusion, George W. Bush Tough Guy Lip Curl, George W. Bush Bad Prediction |
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| Give daddy a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The voice of the American dry cleaner |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by policewoman Stephanie) |
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| Top Ten | Inaccuracies in the CBS Miniseries The Reagans |
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| 1st Guest | Will Ferrell |
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| 2nd Guest | Jack McKeon |
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| Music | Lyle Lovett - My Baby Don't Tolerate |
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| Audience Shot | Guess the Name of Dave's Baby Contest |
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| Do you like snacks? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Future has-been |
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| PostMonologue | Odd Catalogs |
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| 2nd Bit | Dave on the Country Music Awards, George W. Bush Moment of Confusion, Meet the Governor |
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| 1st Guest | Howard Stern |
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| Music | Iggy Pop with Sum 41 |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement (offend) |
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| Fix me a snack |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Shirtless hooligan |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (packing tape) |
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| 1st Guest | Lauren Graham |
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| 2nd Guest | Paul Tracey |
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| Music | Wyclef Jean |
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| Other | Sesame Street clip, The Gores tv movie |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Tim Robbins) |
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| Does your head hurt? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Chronic Joint Pain Sufferer |
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| PostMonologue | Strong man lifting stuff (Willie Wessels) |
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| 2nd Bit | BBC Prince Charles scandal announcement, recreating the lunar eclipse, Meet the Governor, Al Queda magazine ad |
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| Survivor Loser | Andrew Savage |
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| 1st Guest | Norm MacDonald |
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| 2nd Guest | Jack Hannah |
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| Audience Shot | Alan Kalter's Name That Tune |
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| Is the show over? |
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| Cold Open | Dave and Madonna discuss her children's book |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Prince Charles' pen pal |
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| PostMonologue | May We See Your Digital Photos Please? |
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| 2nd Bit | George W. Bush Moment of Confusion, Seromycin ad |
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| Top Ten | Other Rumors About the British Royal Family |
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| 1st Guest | Madonna |
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| 2nd Guest | Chris Elliot |
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| My head hurts |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The last word in synthetic coolants |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by football Stephanie) |
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| Top Ten | Paris Hilton Excuses |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
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| Music | Dolly Parton |
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| Damn, I'm fat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The mayor of Times Square |
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| PostMonologue | Rejected Commercial Characters |
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| 2nd Bit | Sheepherding |
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| Top Ten | Signs Rush Limbaugh May Not Be Ready to Come Back to Work |
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| 1st Guest | Russell Crowe |
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| Music | Pink |
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| Other | George W. Bush Throat Clear, Eyebrow Raise & a Wink, George W. Bush: Military Expert |
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| Flip the switch, froggy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Mr. November |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (turpentine) |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Finding a Condom in Your Clam Chowder |
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| 1st Guest | Jessica Lynch |
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| Music | Shelby Lynne |
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| Other | Master and Commander ad |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Al Franken) |
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| I Just Don't Care |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Respected cat show judge |
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| PostMonologue | Arnold Schwarzenegger's First Day in Office |
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| 2nd Bit | Clip from Let It Be ... Naked, Bush message for Britain |
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| Survivor Loser | Ryan Opray |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks |
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| 2nd Guest | Cate Blanchett |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Trivia Question |
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| Pants are fun |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Consensus All-American |
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| PostMonologue | Arm Wrestling |
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| 2nd Bit | Consequences of Toys-R-Us Layoffs, Schwarzenegger California count |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Bowling Alley (with video) |
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| 1st Guest | Dakota Fanning |
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| Cooking | Rocco DiSpirito |
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| Music | Cast of Wicked |
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| Put on your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Civilization's Last Best Hope |
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| Top Ten | George W. Bush Complaints About England |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Napoleonic Stephanie) |
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| 1st Guest | Alec Baldwin |
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| 2nd Guest | Freddy Adu |
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| Music | Cyndi Lauper |
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| Audience Shot | Alan and his manager |
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| Do Re Mi Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Perennial Teenager |
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| PostMonologue | Attempt at world record for balancing beer glasses |
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| 2nd Bit | Clip from Schwarzenegger press conference, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke, George W. Bush: Statesman |
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| Top Ten | Perks About Being a Playboy Playmate (presented by playmates) |
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| 1st Guest | Wesley Clark |
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| Kilts are not pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Paid spokesperson |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 2nd Bit | Potatoes or Gavin McLeod? |
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| Top Ten | Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books |
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| 1st Guest | Robert Downey, Jr. |
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| Music | Joss Stone |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (John Malkovich) |
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| Nice pants, sister |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who knows how to treat RV buyers right |
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| PostMonologue | Biff campaigns with Howard Dean |
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| 2nd Bit | 60 Minutes Highlight of the Night |
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| Survivor Loser | "Rupert Boneham" |
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| Top Ten | Excuses of the Guy Arrested for Smuggling 750lbs of Bologna |
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| 1st Guest | Paul Newman |
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| Music | Clay Aiken |
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| Audience Shot | Alan Kalter's Things I'd Like to Get Off My Chest |
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| Pantalonis |
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| Cold Open | Tom Ridge on the phone |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Kung Fu Legend |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Equations |
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| 2nd Bit | New Judging Amy promo, New Bush Campaign Ad, George W. Bush Statesman |
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| Top Ten | Reasons Paris Hilton Should Appear on the Late Show |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Ridge |
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| Music | Puddle of Mudd |
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| Audience Shot | VCR Alert |
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| May pants be with you |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Treasurer of the Dennis K. presidential campaign |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by pilgrim Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Mahmoud's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Is This Anything? (Thanksgiving edition) |
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| Top Ten | Things I, Dave, Am Thankful For |
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| 1st Guest | Mike Myers |
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| Music | Jay-Z |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Reminder |
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| Pants!!! |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's allergic to cranberries |
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| PostMonologue | Thanksgiving Day Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Guessing Pies with Dave's Mom |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Guy Dressed as a Turkey |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Arnold |
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| Music | Moby - I'm on Fire |
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| Other | Late Show Thanksgiving dinner, Thanksgiving Osama tape |
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| Audience Shot | Turkey Recall |
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| Biscuits 'n gravy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's still logey from the tryptophan |
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| PostMonologue | Stump The Band |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (jellied cranberry sauce) |
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| Top Ten | Things Overheard at Martha Stewart's Thanksgiving Dinner |
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| 1st Guest | Jessica Alba |
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| Standup | Wendy Liebman |
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| Music | The Rapture |
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| Other | Paul's birthday |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (George Stephanopolous) |
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| Buy me some pants [mumbled] |
