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| Cold Open | The Rock explains his movie |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The heir apparent to Marcel Marceau |
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| PostMonologue | CNN Apology to Dave |
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| 2nd Bit | The Late Show Page with the Fake British Accent |
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| Top Ten | Questions You're Afraid to Ask Condoleezza Rice |
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| 1st Guest | The Rock |
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| Music | Liz Phair - Extraordinary |
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| Other | A Message from the Republican Party to John Kerry, Gerber caffeine ad |
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| Audience Shot | What's in Alan Kalter's Mail? |
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| Try me, Guido |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's never been to the big dance |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show and Tell |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (cadbury eggs) |
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| Top Ten | Things Said by a Basketball Mascot |
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| 1st Guest | Tyler Crotty |
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| 2nd Guest | Michael Imperioli |
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| Other | George W. Bush Pretends to be Interested (pts. 1,2 & 3) |
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| Cold Open | Bruce Willis shows Dave family pictures |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man to see for all your pool-cleaning supplies |
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| PostMonologue | Passion tie-ins, George W. Bush Inexplicable Laugh, Message from Prince Charles |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Obssesed with Donald Trump (brought to you by RakeAttack.com) |
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| 1st Guest | Bruce Willis (acting out a clip with Matthew Perry) |
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| 2nd Guest | Renee Askins (wolf rescuer) |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Daylight Savings Reminder |
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| Ah, crabcakes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Costa Rican playboy |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by coal miner Stephanie) |
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| Top Ten | Rejected Titles for the New Gay Western |
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| 1st Guest | Jimmy Fallon |
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| 2nd Guest | Anne Hathaway |
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| Music | Usher |
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| Other | New John Wayne stamp, George W. Bush Inspiration to America |
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| Audience Shot | A Message to Prisoners |
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| Hey look, canaries |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Aging Brazillian Pop Star |
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| PostMonologue | More with Les |
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| 2nd Bit | Celebrity Birthday Messages to Dave, Dave's Falling Birthday Cake |
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| Top Ten | Ways I, Dave, Celebrated my 57th Birthday |
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| 1st Guest | Billy Crystal |
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| 2nd Guest | Alex Rodriguez |
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| Too much bacon |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Scrabble fanatic |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at Yankee Spring Training |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Madonna) |
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| Top Ten | Signs a Baseball Player is Using Steroids |
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| 1st Guest | Chris Rock |
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| Performance | The Upside Down Act |
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| Other | Miss USA Contestant Response of the Night, IRS Ad, George W. Bush Inspiration to America |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Who's hungry? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Legendary Belgian detective |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by prospector Stephanie) |
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| Top Ten | Ways My Life Has Changed Since Becoming Famous (presented by Ruben Stoddard) |
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| 1st Guest | Amy Sedaris |
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| Music | Damien Rice |
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| Other | A Message from George W. Bush |
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| Audience Shot | Escaped Donkey Alert |
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| Cute pants, sister |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Disgraced Jai alai player |
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| PostMonologue | Trump or Monkey? (season finale) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Accountant (presented by accountants) |
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| 1st Guest | David Duchovny |
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| 2nd Guest | Chris Russo |
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| Other | George W. Bush Pretends to be Interested, The Woman Who Spoke Earlier Pretends to be Interested, George W. Bush Inspiration to America |
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| Audience Shot | Alcapulco clarification |
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| My accountant is Fred Nigrow |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Dog racing mogul |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 1st Guest | Phil Mickelson |
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| 2nd Guest | Kathryn Morris |
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| Music | Patti Smith |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (James Lipton) |
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| I smell gravy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who makes all his own clothes |
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| PostMonologue | Magic Brian Eats a Lightbulb |
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| 2nd Bit | Derek Jeter ad, American Seniors |
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| Top Ten | Things I Can Say Now That I Lost American Idol (presented by Jennifer Hudson) |
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| 1st Guest | Megan Mullally |
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| 2nd Guest | Eli Manning |
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| Music | Diana Krall |
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| Audience Shot | Class Audience Shot |
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| I'm frightened |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Channel 2's fearless forecaster |
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| PostMonologue | Stop the Pump |
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| 2nd Bit | Johnny Fox Eats a Martini Glass |
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| Top Ten | Chapter Titles in Bill Clinton's Memoirs |
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| 1st Guest | Andy Richter |
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| 2nd Guest | Davy Rothbart (Found magazine) |
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| Music | Mary Chapin Carpenter |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Hey Vito!, P. Diddy Broadway reviews |
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| Audience Shot | Red Eye Cafe ad |
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| I crave salty foods |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man with an honorary high school diploma |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Stephanie Earhart) |
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| 2nd Bit | Tyler Fire Eats a Lit Cigarette |
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| Top Ten | Ways Saddam Hussein Celebrated his 67th Birthday |
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| 1st Guest | Julianne Moore |
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| 2nd Guest | Robert Klein |
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| Music | Todd Rundgren |
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| Other | George W. Bush Pretends to be Interested |
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| Audience Shot | I Look Like My Furniture! |
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| Rake the leaves, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who co-starred with a monkey in several 1970's action movies |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Choice: Tom Hanks or Skiing Camel |
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| 2nd Bit | Magic Todd Swallows and Resurrects a Cockroach |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear at Hooters (with video) |
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| 1st Guest | Kelly Ripa |
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| 2nd Guest | Jennie Finch |
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| Other | George W. Bush Pretends to be Interested, George W. Bush Tries to Pronounce "Donor", Sinkhole.com |
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| Audience Shot | Billy Joel Crashed into My House |
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| Goodnight Lois |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who sends e-mail to himself |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell |
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| 1st Guest | Hillary Clinton |
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| Music | The Roots |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Tina Fey) |
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| My brother's a jockey |
