January 2004
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Rookie phenom |
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| PostMonologue | Baghdad visit recap |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Explode? |
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| Top Ten | Things We've Already Learned From the Mars Rover |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Aniston |
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| Music | Ryan Adams |
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| Other | Parents Magazine Most Moronic Fathers |
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| Audience Shot | Britany Spears congratulations |
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| Hallelujah, pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The new Mr. Britany Spears |
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| PostMonologue | Would You Like to Appear on Mars? |
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| 2nd Bit | New MTV Contest, Taco Bell mad cow commercial, Waiting for scaffolding to fall, Alan's Message for the NASA Mars Team |
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| Top Ten | Messages Left on Britany Spears Answering Machine |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Connelly |
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| 2nd Guest | Christopher Paolini |
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| You can't beat pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's never been on his own show |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Martian Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Potatoes or Gavin MacLeod? |
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| Top Ten | Things I'd Like to Get Off My Chest Now That I'm in the Baseball Hall of Fame (presented by Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley) |
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| 1st Guest | Eddie Griffin |
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| 2nd Guest | Marv Albert |
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| Other | Stephanie's Birthday, Late Show Unfair Edit, Evil Dictator PSA |
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| Hot screaming pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The poor man's Charlie Rose |
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| PostMonologue | 2004 - The Look Ahead |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Mariah Carey) |
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| Top Ten | Things I Have Learned Interning for the Late Show |
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| 1st Guest | Nathan Lane |
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| Music | Ruben Studdard |
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| Other | Late Show Unfair Edit, Kucinich Radio Pie Chart Response |
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| Audience Shot | If They Had Pete Rose's Hair |
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| Bite me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Fish out of water |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (unpopped popcorn) |
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| 1st Guest | Billy Bob Thornton |
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| Standup | Charlie Hill |
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| Music | The Darkness |
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| Other | Late Show Unfair Edit |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Cyndi Lauper) |
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| Ah, fresh pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Star of the touring company of Rent |
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| PostMonologue | People's Choice Awards Debacle |
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| 2nd Bit | Is Donald Trump's Hair Getting Crazier?, Iraqi Most Wanted: Where Are They Now? |
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| Top Ten | Signs You've Been on the Campaign Trail Too Long (presented by Dick Gephardt) |
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| 1st Guest | Patricia Heaton |
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| 2nd Guest | Kate Bosworth |
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| Other | Late Show Unfair Edit, Homeland Security Announcement |
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| Pants, doctor? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The artist formerly known as Dave |
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| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything?, Iraqi Information Minister's New Show, Late Show Unfair Edit |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Car Should Be Recalled |
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| 1st Guest | Jeff Daniels |
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| 2nd Guest | Isaiah Thomas |
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| Music | The Shins |
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| Ahhh |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man with no circadean rhythm |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by surgeon Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is Donald Trump's Hair Getting Crazier?, Unfair Edit, Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Reasons George W. Bush Wants to Put a Man on Mars |
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| 1st Guest | Bette Midler |
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| Music | Howie Day |
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| Audience | Magic 8 Ball Answers Your Questions |
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| Nice pants, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Outrageous Hotel Heiress |
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| PostMonologue | Foreigners Tell Jokes, A Day in the Life of Michael Jackson |
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| 2nd Bit | Unfair Edit, George W. Bush: Genius, Mars or Nevada? |
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| Top Ten | Al Roker Explanations for Why It's So Cold |
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| 1st Guest | Dave Chapelle |
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| 2nd Guest | Carmen Electra |
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| [kissing sounds] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who does a reality show five nights a week |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show and Tell |
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| 2nd Bit | Unfair Edit, Will It Float? (dog biscuits) |
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| Top Ten | Questions Received by the Toro Snow Blower Hotline |
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| Music | Christina Aquilera |
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| Standup | Gary Muledeer |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Meredith Viera) |
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| I'm so fat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who buys all his comedy material online |
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| PostMonologue | A Look at the Polls |
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| 2nd Bit | Iowa Caucus PSA, Unfair Edit |
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| Top Ten | Reasons I'll Make a Good Talk Show Host (presented by John McEnroe) |
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| 1st Guest | Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey |
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| Music | Al Green |
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| Stop calling me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Patriarch of a large theatrical family |
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| PostMonologue | Trump or Monkey? |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer's Gaffe Alert (Casablanca) |
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| Top Ten | Howard Dean Excuses |
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| 1st Guest | Ashton Kutcher |
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| 2nd Guest | Paula Abdul |
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| Sitting In | John Mayer |
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| Other | Kucinich Caucus ad, Dean speech footage |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Speed reading pioneer |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Basketball Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Unfair Edit, Ignored By the President |
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| 1st Guest | Kristin Davis |
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| 2nd Guest | Joe Simpson (moutain climber) |
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| Audience Shot | This Date in Late Show History |
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| Worldwide pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Disgruntled employee |
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| PostMonologue | What's the Deal with Donald Trump's Hair? |
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| 2nd Bit | Bio-Engineered Peas, Late Show Editing Fun |
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| Top Ten | Ways I, Howard Dean, Can Turn Things Around (presented by Howard Dean) |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick |
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| 2nd Guest | Jim Garvin (lead Mars NASA scientist) |
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| Audience Shot | Alan calls Dick Clark |
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| Pants from space |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Controversial cult deprogrammer |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (can of tuna) |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Having a Stripper as a News Anchor |
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| 1st Guest | Al Franken |
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| Standup | Jake Johannsen |
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| Music | Phantom Planet |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (Mayor Bloomberg) |
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| Brenda, where's Kenny? |
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