July 2004
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Controversial diet guru |
| PostMonologue | Lumberjack challenge |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at Saddam Hussein's Court Appearance |
| 1st Guest | Will Ferrell |
| Music | Dashboard Confessional |
| Other | George W. Bush Science Update, Spiderman lawyer ad, George W. Bush: Lie, Farenheit 411, De-Lovely ad |
| Audience Shot | Late Show Security Comedy Classic |
| Mmm, fudge |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who was once bitten by a radioactive squirrel |
| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (potato salad) |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Fat Spider-Man (with video) |
| 1st Guest | Christina Applegate |
| 2nd Guest | David Sedaris |
| Other | Statement from Saddam's Representation |
| Audience Shot | 4th of July Party Tips |
| Mmm, tasty |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A tomato variety that grows in salty soil |
| PostMonologue | More with Les |
| 2nd Bit | Where They Would Have Gone for Summer Vacation |
| Top Ten | Ways to Irritate Alex Trebek (presented by Ken Jennings) |
| 1st Guest | Kristin Davis |
| 2nd Guest | Ali G |
| Other | Leslie Stahl Reaction of the Night, Running of the Cabs |
| Audience Shot | Frozen Yogurt Time |
| Kiss me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who's copper clad for better heat distribution |
| PostMonologue | Biff Looks for Celebrities |
| 2nd Bit | A Visit with Rupert, Alan's 2004 Mid-season Baseball Wrap-up |
| 1st Guest | Will Smith |
| Music | Jet |
| Other | John Kerry: Lie, George W. Bush Unveils His Plan for Iraq |
| Audience Shot | The Mike Douglas Show |
| Mmm, pancakes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Fire-brand Shi'ite Cleric |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Tourist, Not a Tourist |
| Top Ten | Ways to Make the All-Star Game More Exciting |
| 1st Guest | Hilary Duff |
| 2nd Guest | Jonathan Ames |
| Other | John Kerry's Hair Through the Years, A Moment with George W. Bush |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The new Iraqi minister of electricity |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of the Kerry/Edwards Campaign |
| 2nd Bit | Stephanie Goes to Trapeze School |
| Top Ten | Signs Bush Might Be Getting Ready to Dump Cheney |
| 1st Guest | Cedric the Entertainer |
| 2nd Guest | Laird Hamilton |
| Other | George W. Bush: Lie, Kerry/Edwards: Gay? |
| Give daddy a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Portly left-wing documentarian |
| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell (nickel nose) |
| 2nd Bit | Dave's Mom, Will It Float? (a bell of birdseed) |
| 1st Guest | Julianna Marguiles |
| 2nd Guest | Bob Sarlatte |
| Music | Ashlee Simpson |
| Audience Shot | Cooking with Late Show Costume Designer Sue Hum |
| Mommy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who makes it look hard |
| PostMonologue | Charts and Graphs |
| 2nd Bit | Sunscreen games |
| Top Ten | Things Yelled by Dumb Guys While Watching I, Robot |
| 1st Guest | Denzel Washington |
| 2nd Guest | Jim Rome |
| Other | Martha Stewart Living ads, George W. Bush: Cranky President |
| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen (contest winner) |
| Mmm, cheese |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who's 100% cockaminy fun |
| PostMonologue | Would You Like to Plant the Flag on the Moon? |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's What's Hot on the Beach |
| Top Ten | Perks of Winning the British Open (presented by Todd Hamilton) |
| 1st Guest | Halle Berry |
| Music | Maria Mena |
| 2nd Bit | Campaign moon ad, Campaign drunken driving ad, George W. Bush: Public Speaker |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | America's most collected living artist |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Six Flags) |
| Top Ten | Ways I, P. Diddy, Am Getting People to Vote (presented by P. Diddy) |
| 1st Guest | Sharon Stone |
| Music | Yeah Yeah Yeahs |
| Other | A Message from John Kerry, George W. Bush: Lie |
| Audience Shot | Tales of Late Show Security |
| Mmm, waffles |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who can't even spell jeopardy |
| PostMonologue | What's on Iraqi Television |
| Top Ten | Signs Lance Armstrong is Getting Cocky |
| 1st Guest | Matt Damon |
| 2nd Guest | Carmelo Anthony |
| Music | The Hives |
| Other | A message from the National Archives, Arnold Schwarzenegger: Girlie Man, A message from John Kerry, A moment with George W. Bush |
| Audience Shot | Staff Member of the Week |
| Rhonda? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who stuffs his socks with comedy |
| PostMonologue | Audience Show and Tell (blow me a grape) |
| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (frozen rolls) |
| Top Ten | Ways Bill Clinton Can Sell More Books |
| 1st Guest | Brittany Murphy |
| Standup | Paula Poundstone |
| Other | George W. Bush: Public Speaker, Drinkable donut competitor |
| Audience Shot | Does your Pet Look Like Dave? |
| Mmm, monkies |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Self-styled funniest man alive |
| PostMonologue | What Democrats Say vs. What Republicans Say |
| 2nd Bit | Biff at the Democratic Convention |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Convention Speech is Boring |
| 1st Guest | Holly Hunter |
| Performance | U.S. Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team |
| Other | Lance Armstrong, CNN Democratic Convention Highlight, George W. Bush Word of the Night, Alan Kalter's Summer Health Alert |
| Audience Shot | Democratic National Convention Update with Sue Hum |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Disgraced former National Security Advisor |
| PostMonologue | Would You Like to Tell Regis to Shove It? |
| 2nd Bit | Biff at the Democratic Convention (pollster) |
| 1st Guest | John McEnroe |
| 2nd Guest | Zach Braff |
| Other | A Message from Al Gore, Bush crashes bike |
| Audience Shot | Sanford and Son on DVD |
| Mmm, soup |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Chandelier salesman to the stars |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Biff at the Democratic Convention (touching delegates) |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard During Teresa Heinz-Kerry's Speech |
| 1st Guest | Bob Newhart |
| Music | 213 with Snoop Dogg |
| Other | Regis responds to last night, A Message from Ted Kennedy |
| Audience Shot | Lost and Found |
| Touch me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Former host of Captain Dave's comedy crew |
| PostMonologue | Democratic National Convention Video Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Biff at the Democratic Convention (one-on-one with Michael Moore) |
| Top Ten | Ways John Kerry Celebrated Winning the Democratic Nomination |
| 1st Guest | Natalie Portman |
| Music | Ambulance, LTD |
| Other | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Brad Pitt), John Edwards Making Friends, A Message from Dennis Kucinich, Trouble at the DNC |
| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
| Mmm, onions |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A man who's going through life with the lens cap on |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (gravy) |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Life Guard is Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Rosie Perez |
| 2nd Guest | Greg Giraldo |
| Other | A Message from Ted Kennedy, Alan Has Something to Say |
| Audience Shot | Tales from Late Show Security |
| Mmm, garlic |
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