June 2004
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who says if it sounds too good to be true, grab it |
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| PostMonologue | More with Les |
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| 2nd Bit | A Moment with George W. Bush, Alan's NBA Analysis |
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| Top Ten | Things Overheard at Jennifer Lopez's Wedding |
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| 1st Guest | Bill Murray |
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| Music | P.J. Harvey |
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| Other | Winning the Indy 500 |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight, the Troubled Teen |
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| How 'bout those pants? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who can answer all your questions about thermal pane windows |
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| PostMonologue | Cicada/Secada |
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| Top Ten | Things New Yorkers Can Do to Reduce Noise |
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| 1st Guest | Bette Midler |
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| 2nd Guest | David Tidmarsh (spelling bee champion) |
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| Other | Dr. Phil disclaimer, George W. Bush: Lie |
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| Audience Shot | Advice from Late Show Security Officer Stephanie Montague |
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| Oh boy, pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man scheduled to be J. Lo's sixth husband |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Lawyers in Love) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| 1st Guest | Buddy Rice |
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| 2nd Guest | Christopher Walken |
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| Music | Kid Rock |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Lie |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Employee of the Week |
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| Mmm, bacon |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who makes his own soap |
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| PostMonologue | What's Wrong with This Picture? |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Julia Roberts) |
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| Top Ten | Signs the Actor Portraying Harry Potter is Too Old |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick |
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| Music | Jamie Cullum |
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| Other | Weather Alert, Garfield ad, Al-Jazeera Sports, George W. Bush: West Texas Girl |
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| Audience Shot | Dating Advice from Late Show Security Officer Stephanie Montague |
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| Try the veal |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Horse racing's winningnest jockey |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (peanut butter) |
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| 1st Guest | P. Diddy |
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| Standup | Jim Gaffigan |
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| Audience Shot | Retiring the Cape (Paul Anka) |
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| Mmm, pot roast |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Inspiration for the hit movie Troy |
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| PostMonologue | Barbara Bush motorcycle stunt, Garfield clip, George W. Bush: Ladies Man |
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| Top Ten | Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind at this Moment |
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| 1st Guest | Paris Hilton |
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| Music | Patti Scialfa |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen (contest winner) |
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| Hello mama |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Seven-foot-five Chinese hoopster |
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| PostMonologue | NBA Finals Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Sunscreen Report |
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| Top Ten | Real Reasons Kerry Wants to Be President |
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| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller |
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| Music | Beastie Boys - Ch-Ch-Check It Out (live video version) |
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| Other | George W. Bush Explains 24/7, Popeye's Full Flavor Green Beans Time |
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| Audience Shot | Words of Wisdom from Late Show Costume Designer Sue Hum |
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| Mmm, ham |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Chronic underachiever |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 1st Guest | Chauncey Billups |
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| 2nd Guest | Dana Carvey |
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| Music | Wilco |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Trivia Question |
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| I'm bloated |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The hip youth minister that all the teens love |
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| PostMonologue | Kerry vs. Bush |
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| 2nd Bit | Donnie, the Late Show Page with a Fake British Accent |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Guy Dressed as a Cicada |
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| 1st Guest | Vince Vaughn |
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| 2nd Guest | Margaret Cho |
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| Other | Look at the Heat, George W. Bush: Straight Talker, George W. Bush Comedy Classic, Jeopardy clip |
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| Audience Shot | Alan calls his agent |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | AARP Father of the Year |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell (Wall Flip) |
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| 1st Guest | Michael Moore |
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| 2nd Guest | Jennifer Hawkins (Miss Universe) |
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| Music | Los Lobos |
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| Other | Jeopardy Clip |
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| Audience Shot | Father's Day Gift Ideas from Late Show Security Officer Dorothy Chambers |
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| I'm disoriented |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Mister tri-state lacrosse |
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| PostMonologue | Summer Calendar |
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| 2nd Bit | George W. Bush: Iraqi Update |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in the Bill Clinton 60 Minutes Interview |
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| 1st Guest | Larry Brown |
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| 2nd Guest | Sean Hayes |
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| Music | Phish (on the marquee) |
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| Other | George Clarke eats fish sticks on the roof |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | America's favorite TV mom |
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| PostMonologue | Super Trump or Monkey? |
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| 2nd Bit | Is this Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Thoughts that Went Through Ken Griffey Jr.'s Mind as He Hit His 500th Home Run |
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| 1st Guest | Kevin Kline |
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| 2nd Guest | Nicole Richie |
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| Sitting In | Vernon Reid |
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| Where's my cat? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The last name in muffler repair |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| Top Ten | Things Overheard in Line at the Clinton Book Signing |
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| 1st Guest | David Alan Grier |
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| 2nd Guest | Britton Keeshan |
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| Music | the Von Bondies |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Security Officer Stephanie Montague Reviews Bill Clinton's Book |
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| Mmm, lasagne |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Jeopardy record holder |
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| PostMonologue | Summer Products (charcoal) |
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| 1st Slot | Kid Inventors |
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| 2nd Guest | Shawn Wayans |
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| Music | Secret Machines |
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| Other | Storytime with George W. Bush, Larry King Clinton Interview Promo |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement |
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| Gin, granny? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | One-term president |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (18-inch pepperoni) |
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| Top Ten | Questions Ralph Nader Asked Potential Running Mates |
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| 1st Guest | Bonnie Hunt |
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| Standup | Dylan Moran |
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| Other | Kerry Republican Ad |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| Mmm, sardines |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Free-spending dot-com millionaire |
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| PostMonologue | Iraqi Handover Timeline |
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| 1st Slot | Piedmont Bird Callers |
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| 2nd Guest | Kirsten Dunst |
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| Music | Chris Robinson |
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| Other | Iraqi handover celebration, George W. Bush: Sly Wink, George W. Bush: Two Words Never Before Spoekn by a US President |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Costume Designer Sue Hum's Movie Reviews |
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| Good night girls |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's being read his Miranda rights this very minute |
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| PostMonologue | Bill Clinton Memoir Challenge |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Bill Clinton) |
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| Top Ten | George W. Bush Complaints about Farenheit 9/11 |
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| 1st Guest | Keira Knightly |
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| 2nd Guest | Joseph Wilson |
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| Other | A Moment with George W. Bush, Kerry: Lie, Is This Anything? |
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| Audience Shot | Jeff Daniels Fun Facts |
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| Mmm, broccoli |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who wants to be your running mate |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| Top Ten | Things NYC Tourists Need to Know (presented by actual tourists) |
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| 1st Guest | Ethan Hawke |
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| 2nd Guest | Jon Heder |
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| Other | Has George W. Bush Been Drinking? |
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| Ha ha ha |
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