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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who needs to get his priorities straight |
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| PostMonologue | Academy Awards Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Dave gets voted off |
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| Survivor Loser | Richard Hatch |
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| 1st Guest | Anne Heche |
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| Music | Cee-Lo |
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| Other | Bush Gay Marriage ad, Asteroid simulation, ESPN Highlight of the Night |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Employee of the Month |
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| Call your sister |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who thinks every Tuesday is Super Tuesday |
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| PostMonologue | Stephanie and Tony Reviews Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights |
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| Top Ten | Catchphrases Ryan Seacrest Rejected Before "Seacrest Out!" |
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| 1st Slot | Turkey Callers |
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| 2nd Guest | Julia Stiles |
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| Music | Jessica Simpson |
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| Other | George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke, CNN Super Tuesday coverage |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Martha Stewart trial juror number 4 |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by roadworker Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? (george sitting in) |
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| Top Ten | Things Governor Schwarzenegger Hears in a Typical Day (presented by personal staffers) |
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| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller |
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| Music | Robert Rudolph and The Family Band |
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| Other | A Message from John Kerry, George W. Bush Overeager Supporter of the Night |
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| Audience Shot | Alan Kalter's Betcha Didn't Know |
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| Stop it |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man mentioned by name in the Iraqi constitution |
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| PostMonologue | Biff on a Cruise Ship |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear from a Guy in a Hotel (with video) |
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| 1st Guest | Bill Murray |
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| 2nd Guest | Viggo Mortensen |
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| Music | Sting |
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| Other | George W. Bush 6-Point Economic Plan, George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight, The Troubled Teen |
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| More ether |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The chairman of the party party |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (coffee beans) |
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| Top Ten | Signs Hillary Clinton Wants to be Vice President |
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| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
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| Music | Chloe Pang |
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| Audience Shot | The Cape (with Moby) |
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| Cuff your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A towering figure in modern dance |
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| PostMonologue | CBS With Les |
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| 1st Guest | Jim Carrey |
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| Music | Steve Winwood |
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| Other | Mets ad, George W. Bush Pretends to Be Interested |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Hate Mail |
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| Drive me home, Helen |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Crime-busting district attorney |
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| PostMonologue | Trump or Monkey? |
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| 2nd Bit | My-Head-Hurts.com |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Supreme Court Justice is On the Take |
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| 1st Guest | Kate Winslet |
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| 2nd Guest | Bruce McCall |
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| Music | The Vines |
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| Other | George W. Bush Pretends to Be Interested |
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| Audience Shot | Meet the Star of the Late Show |
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| Close the damn door |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who gives and gives until there isn't anything left |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Leprachaun Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| Top Ten | Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying a Shillelagh |
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| 1st Guest | Courtney Love |
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| Audience Shot | Pat Farmer's Untested Household Tip |
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| Hey Jesus, don't forget the Ovaltine |
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| Cold Open | Tom Hanks gives Dave a baby gift |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The Mayor of Times Square |
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| PostMonologue | Biff's Knee Surgery |
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| Top Ten | Ways Dennis Kucinich Could Still Be the Next President of the United States (presented by Dennis Kucinich) |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Hanks |
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| Music | N.E.R.D. |
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| Other | basketball clip, NASA discovery |
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| Audience Shot | Why I'd Like to Work at the Late Show Contest |
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| Nice shoes, big shot |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who'll turn your old family jewelry into cold hard cash |
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| PostMonologue | Andre Barrett dropping things from the roof |
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| Top Ten | Surprises in John Kerry's FBI File |
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| 1st Guest | Jamie Foxx |
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| 2nd Guest | Al Franken |
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| Other | George W. Bush to the Max! |
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| Send potatos |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's proud of his award-winning chrysanthemums |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by cowboy Stephanie) |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (nacho cheese) |
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| Top Ten | Perks of Being America's Next Top Model (presented by winner) |
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| 1st Guest | Ricky Gervais |
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| Music | Blondie |
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| Other | George W. Bush Pretends to Be Interested Pts. 1 and 2, Adding to the George W. Bush Book of Memories |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement (houseplants) |
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| I like boating |
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| Cold Open | Awkward with Janet Jackson |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man to see when you need new seat covers fast |
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| PostMonologue | NCAA Final Four Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Economics Nobel Prize Winner Robert Mundel Telling Redneck Jokes, George W. Bush Invigorating America's Youth |
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| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Sports Bar |
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| 1st Guest | Janet Jackson |
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| Music | John Mayer |
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| Audience Shot | This Date in Late Show History |
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| Hey hey Helen |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Nobel Prize Winning Latin American Novelist |
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| PostMonologue | A Chance to Entertain America |
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| 2nd Bit | CNN/White House/Invigorated Youth Flap |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Governor is Nuts |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew Perry |
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| Music | Lou Reed |
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| Other | Kerry voting on C-SPAN |
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| Stop calling me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Orchid fancier |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (assisted by Stephanie Tyler Moore) |
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| 1st Guest | Johnny Knoxville |
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| 2nd Guest | Sahr Singh (kid geography whiz) |
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| Music | The Walkmen |
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| Kiss me! |
