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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Troubled casino doctor |
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| PostMonologue | Rupert at the World Series |
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| 2nd Bit | Decision 2004 Election Showdown Countdown Vote 2004 Democracy Corner, Applebee's Voting promo |
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| Top Ten | Punch Lines to Dirty Election Jokes |
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| 1st Guest | Johnny Damon |
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| 2nd Guest | Anne Heche |
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| Music | The Donnas |
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| Other | George W. Bush pretends to be Interested |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Election Update |
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| Pants!!! |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Hip guitar-playing youth pastor |
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| PostMonologue | Harold Larkin's Election Day Poll |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan's Words for Laura Bush |
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| Top Ten | John Kerry Excuses |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
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| 2nd Guest | Mischa Barton |
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| Other | Dan Rather election night recap, Harry's Birthday |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Reminder |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who generates both lift and drag |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 2nd Bit | Blowing Up a Giant Pumpkin |
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| Top Ten | Ways George W. Bush Celebrated His Reelection |
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| 1st Guest | Rosie Perez |
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| 2nd Guest | Steven Wright |
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| Do you like pants? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Russian oil billionaire |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 1st Guest | Al Franken |
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| 2nd Guest | Kristin Bell |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Economic Expert |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement |
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| I like pants [muffled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Your daytime host of Wheel of Fortune |
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| PostMonologue | NYC Marathon Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Late Show Tatoos |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Hanks |
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| Music | Nelly |
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| Other | NYC Marathon winner, Gov. McGreevy's Farewell Ceremony |
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| Worldwide Pants [muffled] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Fox News blowhard |
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| PostMonologue | Bruce or Paul? |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter Makes Your Product Sound Sexy |
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| Top Ten | Good Things About Being a 57-year-old First-Time Mother |
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| 1st Guest | Salma Hayek |
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| 2nd Guest | Sebastian Bourdais |
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| Music | Jimmy Eat World |
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| Other | New Jersey Governor reassurance, George W. Bush Never Forgets a Name |
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| Audience Shot | [empty audience] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Halliburton whistle blower |
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| PostMonologue | Dave Helps Pick Out Glasses |
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| 1st Guest | Pierce Brosnan |
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| Cooking | Nigella Lawson |
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| Music | Renee Fleming |
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| Other | Microsoft search engine instructions |
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| Audience Shot | Phone ringing |
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| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Icelandic pixie |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell |
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| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick |
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| 2nd Guest | Rosario Dawson |
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| Music | Los Lonely Boys |
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| Other | ER promo, Madonna Iraq Message, George W. Bush: What's Wrong With This Guy? |
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| Audience Shot | Words of Inspiration from Camerman Dave Dorsett |
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| Pants, the other white meat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Director Emeritus of the Columbus zoo |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (grape jelly) |
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| Top Ten | Ways to Mispronounce Barack Obama |
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| 1st Guest | Paul Reubens |
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| 2nd Guest | Evangeline Lilly |
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| Performance | Project Bandaloop |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Creepy Eyebrow |
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| Mmm mmm mmm |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who captured America's heart by falling down a well |
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| PostMonologue | More with Les |
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| 2nd Bit | Domino Toppling |
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| Top Ten | Colin Powell Complaints |
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| 1st Guest | Jerry Seinfeld |
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| Cooking | Jamie Oliver |
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| Other | The Polar Express Disclaimer, Alan's November Weather Advisory |
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| Dear sweet pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Straight-talking tv judge |
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| PostMonologue | Guess the Puddle |
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| 1st Guest | Nicolas Cage |
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| 2nd Guest | Jason Alexander |
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| Music | Morrissey |
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| Other | What the Hell is George W. Bush Talking About?, Penny Collector |
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| Audience Shot | Amy Webb's resume |
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| Hallelujah, pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The worst enemy your garden weeds will ever face |
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| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of Condoleeza Rice |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're Watching a Bad Disaster Movie |
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| 1st Guest | Renee Zellweger |
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| 2nd Guest | Chris Raxworthy (herpetologist) |
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| Audience Shot | George in the Basement |
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| You can't beat pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | America's third most popular erotic novelist |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 1st Guest | Howard Stern |
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| Music | Alanis Morissette |
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| Other | Hardee's Monster Burger ad |
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| Bite Me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | America's leading manufacturer of adjustable beds |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (applesauce) |
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| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the Opening of the Clinton Presidential Library |
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| 1st Guest | Tom Brady |
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| 2nd Guest | Damien Fahey |
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| Audience Shot | Low Battery |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Internet cigarette wholesaler |
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| PostMonologue | Biff in a Corn Maze |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks |
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| 2nd Guest | Colin Farrell |
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| Music | The Walkmen |
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| Other | A message from the NHL, Bill Clinton Reliving the Joy of Meeting Hillary |
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| Hot screaming pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who doesn't believe in Mountain or Central Standard Time |
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| PostMonologue | Turkey Drop |
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| 2nd Bit | Spanish Soap Opera Highlight of the Night |
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| 1st Guest | Kevin Spacey |
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| 2nd Guest | Ben Roethlisberger |
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| Performance | Streb |
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| Other | Pardoned Turkey Mix-Up |
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| Pants from space |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | 83-year-old Pawnee Indian Chief |
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| PostMonologue | Harold Larkin: The Spirit of Thanksgiving |
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| Top Ten | Questions Received By the Butterball Turkey Hotline |
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| 1st Guest | Whoopi Goldberg |
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| 2nd Guest | Jason Bateman |
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| Music | Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus |
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| Other | Stuffing Cannons, New York Knicks ad, A Friendly Request from the US Government |
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| Audience Shot | Tony Mendez Gives Away the Endings to Movies in Spanish |
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| Send potatoes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who eats his cranberry sauce from the can |
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| PostMonologue | Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Guessing Pies with Dave's Mom |
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| 1st Guest | Natalie Portman |
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| Music | John Mayer |
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| Other | Late Show holiday dinner |
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| Audience Shot | Turkey Recall |
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| Biscuits 'n' Gravy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Accident Prone Vice Principal |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (canned yams) |
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| Top Ten | Signs You Had a Lame Thanksgiving |
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| 1st Guest | Barack Obama |
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| 2nd Guest | Jessica Biel |
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| Audience Shot | Bad camera |
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| I'm bloated |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Desperate housewife |
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| PostMonologue | Christmas at Rockefeller Center Promo, What the Hell is George W. Bush Talking About? |
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| 2nd Bit | Water-Skiing Squirrel |
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| Top Ten | Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give a Damn Anymore |
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| 1st Guest | Matt Damon |
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| 2nd Guest | Lance Armstrong |
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| Pants, doctor? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Up and coming fight choreographer |
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| PostMonologue | Million Dollar Holiday Sweepstakes Extravaganza |
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| Top Ten | Thoughts That Cross Your Mind When Traveling 190 MPH (presented by Kurt Bush) |
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| 1st Guest | Alec Baldwin |
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| 2nd Guest | Ken Jennings |
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