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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | One of the crucial swing states |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (golden raisins) |
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| Top Ten | Highlights of Last Night's Presidential Debate |
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| 1st Guest | Richard Gere |
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| 2nd Guest | Jason Randal (magician) |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Showoff |
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| Audience Shot | I Want to Work at the Late Show Contest Winner |
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| Boy, I'm sleepy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The man who brought baseball back to our nation's capitol |
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| PostMonologue | Autumn in New York Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | It's a Fact with George Clarke |
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| Top Ten | Cool Things About Sharing a Cell with Martha Stewart |
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| 1st Guest | Howard Dean |
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| Music | Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out |
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| Other | Dave Letterman: Awkward Hug, Billy Joel on the way to his wedding reception, Bush-Cheney Debate ad, George W. Bush: Iraqi Update |
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| Audience Shot | My Houseplant looks like Dave Contest |
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| Worldwide pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The fat drunk president on the $50 bill |
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| PostMonologue | Would You Like to Touch the Meat? |
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| Top Ten | Things Auto Racing has Taught Me (presented by Mario Andretti) |
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| 1st Guest | Annette Bening |
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| 2nd Guest | Bill O'Reilly |
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| Other | Volcano, George W. Bush: Iraqi Update |
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| Audience Shot | What Late Show Viewers Thought of the Debate |
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| Here, kitty kitty |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Suddenly the most trust-worthy man at CBS |
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| PostMonologue | Rodney Dangerfield Jokes |
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| Top Ten | Things Going Through Dick Cheney's Mind at this Moment |
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| 1st Guest | Jamie Foxx |
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| 2nd Guest | Davy Rothbart |
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| Other | CNN Idiot of the Night, Bush October Surprise ad |
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| Audience Shot | Sponsored by Taco Bell |
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| I like pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A soft regional cheese served with olives |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 1st Guest | Donald Trump |
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| 2nd Guest | Brian Binnie |
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| Music | Minnie Driver |
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| Audience Shot | Trump or Monkey winner |
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| Is your name Connie? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Ecuadorian bat boy |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (marshmallow fluff) |
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| Top Ten | Questions Audience Members Were Not Allowed to Ask During the Debate |
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| 1st Guest | Brooke Shields |
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| 2nd Guest | Barry Sonnenfeld |
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| Other | A Moment with George W. Bush |
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| Audience Shot | CBS News retraction |
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| Damn, I'm fat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Extinct soropod |
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| PostMonologue | More with Les |
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| 2nd Bit | Running stuff over with a taxi |
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| 1st Guest | Melina Kanakaredes |
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| 2nd Guest | Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr. |
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| Music | Ben Harper and the Blind Boys of Alabama |
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| Fix me a snack |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Smoldering soap opera hunk |
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| PostMonologue | Guess the Bulge |
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| 1st Guest | Laura Linney |
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| 2nd Guest | Richard Lewis |
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| Music | The Wallflowers with Jordan Zevon |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Lost and Found |
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| Pants are fun |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The only celebrity who hasn't written a children's book |
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| PostMonologue | What Celebrity Do You Look Like |
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| Top Ten | George W. Bush Explanations for the Bulge in His Jacket |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan's Election Update |
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| 1st Guest | Jennifer Lopez |
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| 2nd Guest | Sue Johanson |
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| Other | George W. Bush Gets Stuck |
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| Audience Shot | Intern Spotlight |
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| Put on Your Pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's beginning to get that old man smell |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell |
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| 1st Guest | Billy Crystal |
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| 2nd Guest | Ralph Nader |
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| Other | George W. Bush Debate Blink Count |
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| Audience Shot | Dwight the Troubled Teen |
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| Do re mi pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Winner of the Nobel Prize in Lookin' Good |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (hand moisturizer) |
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| 1st Guest | Tony Danza |
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| 2nd Guest | Emma Roberts |
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| Standup | Brian Regan |
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| Audience Shot | Get Well Soon |
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| Does your head hurt? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Heir to the Utz snack food fortune |
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| PostMonologue | Monkey rationing, Bush Terrorism Update, Kerry Autumn Ad |
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| Top Ten | Bad Things About Being Named Martha Stewart (presented by Martha Stewart) |
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| 1st Guest | Jimmy Carter |
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| 2nd Guest | Brandi Chastain |
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| Music | John Mellencamp |
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| Audience Shot | Birthday greetings |
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| Kilts are not pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The North Korean nut with his finger on the button |
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| PostMonologue | Are You Normal? |
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| 2nd Bit | Shi'ite Cleric: Where are they Now? |
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| Top Ten | Signs You've Purchased a Fake Flu Shot |
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| 1st Guest | Jude Law |
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| 2nd Guest | Ricky Gervais |
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| Other | Bush Word of the Day |
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| Audience Shot | Name that emailed tune |
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| Pantalonis |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The best friend the American auto worker ever had |
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| PostMonologue | Biff's Fun With a Stopwatch |
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| Top Ten | Signs It's Autumn in New York |
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| 1st Guest | Sarah Michelle Gellar |
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| 2nd Guest | Tony Kanaan |
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| Music | Sparta |
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| Other | Nader/Red Sox ad, Zagbee Poll ad |
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| Audience Shot | Celebrities Who Won't Appear on the Late Show |
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| Biscuits 'n' Gravy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Japan's number one television personality |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| Top Ten | Secrets Behind the Red Sox Comeback |
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| 1st Guest | Dustin Hoffman |
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| Music | Joss Stone |
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| Other | John Kerry Enjoys a Beverage, George W. Bush Electrifies America's Youth |
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| Audience Shot | What if they had Johnny Damon's Hair? |
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| May pants be with you |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who's catchy tunes defined the Summer of Love |
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| PostMonologue | Halloween Costumes |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (pumpkin pie) |
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| Top Ten | Signs You're At a Lame Halloween Party |
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| 1st Guest | Amy Sedaris |
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| 2nd Guest | Tommy Lee |
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| Other | George Clarke's Daylight Savings Time reminder |
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| Audience Shot | Ricki Lake show |
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| Nice pants, sister |
