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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Appraised at $1200 on the Antique Road Show |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at the Republican Convention (with Michael Moore) |
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| 1st Guest | John McCain |
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| 2nd Guest | Tom Russell |
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| Other | Republican Delegate of the Night, A message from Laura Bush and John Kerry |
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| Audience Shot | Betcha Didn't Know |
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| Remove your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | New Jersey Homeland Security advisor |
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| PostMonologue | Republican Convention Quiz |
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| 2nd Bit | Biff at the Republican Convention (One-on-One with George W. Bush, with Rudolph Giuliani) |
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| 1st Guest | Tim Russert |
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| Music | Snow Patrol |
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| Other | Republican Delegate of the Night, A message from Dick Cheney and John Kerry |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Unctious local politician |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (liquid soap) |
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| 1st Guest | Jane Pauley |
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| Bumped | Greg Giraldo |
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| Other | Republican Delegate of the Night, A message from Dick Cheney |
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| Audience Shot | Try a Little Tenderness |
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| Kiss me now |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Your source for industrial vinyl tubing |
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| PostMonologue | End of Summer Checklist |
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| 2nd Bit | Late Show BBQ, Kerry Campaign Announcement |
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| 1st Guest | National Hollerin' Champions |
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| 2nd Guest | Neve Campbell |
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| Music | Keane |
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| Other | A Message from John Kerry & George W. Bush |
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| Audience Shot | This Day in Late Show Labor Day History |
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| Press those pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who'll teach you the skills you need for the job you want |
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| PostMonologue | Late Show Heart Bypass Scramble |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan's Summer Recap |
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| Top Ten | Signs Your Kid Had a Bad First Day |
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| 1st Guest | Regis Philbin |
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| Music | Hoobastank |
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| Other | New Jersey Do Not Call ad, Jeopardy clip |
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| Audience Shot | Surprising Facts About Regis |
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| Return to your homes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Number one ranked golfer in the world |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| 2nd Bit | Is This Anything? |
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| 1st Guest | Martin Short |
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| Music | Alan Jackson |
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| Other | Serena Williams clip, A track from Regis' new album |
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| Audience Shot | Back to School Tips |
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| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Star of NBC's Joey |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at Presbyterian Hospital |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Classroom Funhouse, Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Halle Berry) |
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| 1st Guest | Ray Romano |
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| Music | Avril Lavigne |
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| Other | A Message from John Kerry, Republican debate demands, Electrical problems at the US Open |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Reminder |
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| Is the show over? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The US Open's oldest ball boy |
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| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (creamy peanut butter) |
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| 1st Guest | Drew Barrymore |
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| 2nd Guest | Aron Ralston |
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| Worldwide pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Three-time welterweight champion |
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| PostMonologue | Harold Larkin: Pollster |
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| Top Ten | Bush Tax Proposals (presented by John Kerry) |
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| 1st Guest | John Kerry |
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| Music | Green Day |
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| Other | Emmy clip, CBS News promo, A Message from John Kerry |
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| Audience Shot | Monkey of the Night |
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| We make pants for pets |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | America's cleaning burning energy source |
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| PostMonologue | New Fall Show Descriptions |
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| 1st Guest | Dr. Phil |
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| 2nd Guest | Gary Sinise |
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| Other | A Message from John Kerry, CBS News Teaser, George W. Bush: Terrorism Alert, Every Audience Member Gets a Car Freshener |
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| Audience Shot | Alan Kalter's What I'm Reading |
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| Go call the cops |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | The star of the Dr. Phil Show |
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| PostMonologue | Biff at CSI NY Premiere |
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| 2nd Bit | Robert Mundell reads excerpts from Paris Hilton's book |
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| Top Ten | Ways CBS News Can Improve Its Reputation |
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| 1st Guest | Kelly Ripa |
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| 2nd Guest | Annie Duke |
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| Music | Elvis Costello |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement |
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| Time for the Medicine |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | A man who can't be authenticated by CBS |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
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| Top Ten | Messages Left on Cat Stevens Answering Machines |
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| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer's Gaffe Alert |
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| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks |
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| 2nd Guest | Rob Lowe |
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| Music | Mos Def |
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| Audience Shot | What Oprah Gave Away Today |
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| Do you like pants? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Turpentine-based solvent |
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| PostMonologue | Would You Like to Pretend to Win a Car from Dave? |
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| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (ham) |
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| Top Ten | Things I Hope to Accomplish as Miss America (presented by Deidre Downs) |
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| 1st Guest | Julianne Moore |
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| 2nd Guest | Tom Dreesen |
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| Other | LAX clip, George W. Bush Just Doesn't Give a Damn |
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| Audience Shot | Dinner Review with George Clarke |
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| Boy, I'm hungry |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Architect of New York City's reservoir system |
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| PostMonologue | Surprise, It's a Tuba! |
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| Top Ten | George W. Bush Debate Strategies |
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| Music | Queen Latifah |
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| 2nd Guest | Jack Hanna |
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| Other | George W. Bush Iraqi Update |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement |
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| My head hurts |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Moderator of the upcoming Presidential debate |
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| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of the Bush Campaign |
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| 2nd Bit | Alan's Classroom Funhouse |
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| Top Ten | New York Yankee Strategies for Winning the World Series |
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| 1st Guest | John Goodman |
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| Music | Tom Waits |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Crowd Pleaser, John Kerry Itch |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Viewer of the Night |
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| Run like hell |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Temperamental Yankee hurler |
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| PostMonologue | Rupert plays bingo |
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| 2nd Bit | What Will Be Different on TV in 2009 |
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| Top Ten | Names for Donald Trump's New Perfume |
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| 1st Guest | Joaquin Phoenix |
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| 2nd Guest | Austin Stevens (snake wrangler) |
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| Music | Switchfoot |
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| Other | George W. Bush: Street Talk, Tony Mendez Gives Away the Endings of Movies in Spanish |
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| Do you smell taters? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
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| Dave | Beltway policy wonk |
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| PostMonologue | Audience Show and Tell |
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| 1st Guest | John Travolta |
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| 2nd Guest | Tim Frisby |
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| Music | Pearl Jam |
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| Audience Shot | Late Show Apology |
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| Are you still up? |
