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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Controversial Red-tailed Hawk |
| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson: Pollster |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Neighbor Wants to be the Next Pope |
| 1st Guest | Hilary Swank |
| 2nd Guest | Andy Dick |
| Music | Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams |
| Other | Fox Reality Promo |
| Audience Shot | Staffers Thank Dave for the Christmas Gift |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Embattled Defense Secretary |
| PostMonologue | Guess the Puddle |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show After the Show |
| Top Ten | Signs You're On a Bad Diet |
| 1st Guest | Ethan Hawke |
| 2nd Guest | Maria Menounos |
| Music | Alicia Keys |
| Other | Martha Stewart apology, Medium promo, Trump Shampoo Ad |
| Audience Shot | Let Dave Blow the Big Surprise Ending to Your Movie |
| God bless pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Latin playboy |
| PostMonologue | What's Wrong With This Picture |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's Bloopers |
| 1st Guest | Kiefer Sutherland |
| 2nd Guest | Marv Albert |
| Music | The Black Keys |
| Other | Items up for bid |
| Pan-fried nappy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Engineering marvel |
| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Boss is Spying on You |
| 1st Guest | Michael Keaton |
| 2nd Guest | Jamie Lynn Spears |
| Boy, did that suck |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Seldom used running back |
| PostMonologue | Celebrity Resolutions |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (lasagne) |
| 1st Guest | Kevin Bacon |
| 2nd Guest | Caroline Rhea |
| Music | Wilco |
| Other | FDA policy change, George W. Bush comes clean, Lonely House Gals, Rockefeller Christmas Tree Disposal |
| Audience Shot | 2004: A Look Back |
| Pants make the man |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Dim-witted British nobleman |
| PostMonologue | People's Choice Awards, Harry walking |
| Top Ten | Shows on the New Gay Television Network |
| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson |
| 2nd Guest | Amy Poehler |
| Music | B.B. King |
| Other | NBC's NFL counter-programming |
| Audience Shot | Sponsored by hats |
| Dear sweet pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Winner of the Nobel Prize for Most Improved |
| PostMonologue | Tylenol |
| 2nd Bit | Golf promo, 60 Minutes short staffed, Late Show People's Choice promo, Alan: Jets Fan |
| Top Ten | Proposed Changes to CBS News |
| 1st Guest | Randy Johnson |
| 2nd Guest | Aisha Tyler |
| Music | Razorlight |
| Audience Shot | George Clarke ponders his New Year's resolutions |
| Press those pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The gentle abrasive that won't harm your sink |
| PostMonologue | George W. Bush: Straight Talker, CSI Kitties, Michael Jackson court re-enactment hiring |
| Top Ten | Questions Bush Asked His New Homeland Security Nominee |
| 1st Guest | Rudolph Giuliani |
| 2nd Guest | Daniel Banks (kid drummer) |
| Audience Shot | VCR Alert |
| Remove your pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Evolutionary dead end |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 1st Guest | Marge Helgenberger |
| 2nd Guest | Ryan Seacrest |
| Music | My Chemical Romance |
| Time for a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Exiled King of Romania |
| PostMonologue | Week in Review |
| 2nd Bit | Antique or Junk? |
| Top Ten | Perks of Being the New White House Dog |
| 1st Guest | Amy Sedaris |
| Standup | Andy Kindler |
| Other | Will It Float? (antique lamp) |
| Audience Shot | Internet Poll |
| Which one's Dave? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Third runner-up in this year's Teen USA Pageant |
| PostMonologue | Rupert Learns Karate |
| 2nd Bit | Talking to Patriots D-Fence Guy |
| 1st Guest | Jack Hanna |
| 2nd Guest | Teri Polo |
| Other | Angelica Huston's Golden Globe category, Awkward Sports Clip of the Night, Alan's Animals! Animals! Animals! |
| Audience Shot | Late Show Announcement (camel) |
| Kiss me now |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Twelve time Golden Globe nominee |
| PostMonologue | Watching Water Freeze, The Cold Affects Flashdancers, George W. Bush: Economic Expert |
| 1st Guest | Ice Cube |
| 2nd Guest | Chris Russo |
| Music | Interpol |
| Return to your homes |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Paul Schaeffer |
| PostMonologue | Late Show Leftovers |
| 1st Guest | Harvey Fierstein |
| 2nd Guest | Regina King |
| 3rd Guest | Steven Van Zandt |
| Music | ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| PostMonologue | George W. Bush: A Look Back |
| Music | Robert Downey Jr. |
| 2nd Guest | Nicole Richie |
| Other | Clip of Condoleeza Rice Interrogations |
| No dice, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Federally protected wetland |
| PostMonologue | Week in Review |
| 2nd Bit | Will It Float? (popcorn) |
| Top Ten | Bush Goals For His Second Term |
| 1st Guest | Jerry Lewis |
| 2nd Guest | Sophia Bush |
| Audience Shot | New Staffer |
| Buy me some pants |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | The youngest Gabor sister |
| PostMonologue | Dave/Carson Truck Clip |
| 2nd Bit | Johnny Carson Late Show Clips |
| 1st Guest | Peter Lassally |
| Music | Doc Severinson |
| No dice, Kenny |