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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Faceless communist party bureaucrat |
| PostMonologue | More with Les |
| 2nd Bit | Wax statues of celebrities who won't be on the show |
| 1st Guest | Martin Short |
| 2nd Guest | Elisha Cuthbert |
| Other | A message from George W. Bush, Laura Bush Tells Jokes |
| Audience Shot | Daylight Savings Time Reminder |
| Brenda, where's Kenny? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Powerful bohemian visionary |
| PostMonologue | May we Shave You for Spring? |
| 1st Guest | Jennifer Lopez |
| Music | Snoop Dog |
| Other | A Message from George W. Bush |
| I'm so fat |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Ladies man, Man's man, and Man about town |
| PostMonologue | Mother's Day Cards (spanish TV version) |
| Top Ten | Questions to Ask Yourself Before Eating a 15lb Cheeseburger |
| 1st Guest | Orlando Bloom |
| 2nd Guest | Jack Hanna (mating armadillos) |
| Other | Memorable Late Shown Internship moment, Pat O'Brian on Dr. Phil, Product placement in classic movies |
| Pantalonis |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Local celebrity |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Giant Pinata |
| Top Ten | Little Known Facts About My Son (presented by Dave's mom) |
| 1st Guest | Luke Wilson |
| Music | Kasabian |
| Other | Memorable Late Show Internship moment, A Message from George W. Bush |
| Hey, hey Brenda |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Genuine GM part |
| PostMonologue | Week in Review |
| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (german chocolate cake) |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks |
| 2nd Guest | Christina Applegate |
| Standup | Brian Regan |
| Other | Kentucky Derby Announcer |
| Audience Shot | Surprising Facts about Chocolate Cake |
| [kissing sounds] |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | A jewel thief with eyes as black as ... |
| PostMonologue | Biff at the Kentucky Derby |
| Top Ten | Tips for Winning the Kentucky Derby (presented by Mike Smith) |
| 1st Guest | Will Ferrell |
| Music | Robert Plant |
| Other | Let's throw an audience member out of the audience, A message from the pope |
| Audience Shot | Late Show Repeat |
| Stop calling me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Beleagured Yankee closer |
| PostMonologue | Dropping stuff off the roof |
| 2nd Bit | Ape or Artist? |
| 1st Guest | Helen Hunt |
| 2nd Guest | Tom Dreesen |
| Other | Bush opening remarks, Telemundo Highlight of the Night |
| Come on punk, try me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Rooster-coiffed Bad Boy |
| PostMonologue | Late Show Equations |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Cliffhangers |
| 1st Guest | Priscilla Presley |
| 2nd Guest | Quentin Tarantino |
| Give us a kiss, Kenny |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Drug-addled TV titan |
| PostMonologue | Audience Show & Tell |
| Top Ten | Thoughts Going Through Vladimir Putin's Mind at this Moment |
| 1st Guest | Billy Crystal |
| Music | Garbage |
| Other | Highlights from the Amazing Race, Box Office roundup |
| Daddy wants a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Burly and barrel-chested |
| PostMonologue | Week in Review |
| 2nd Bit | Will it Float? (rice cooker) |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear from Your Prom Date |
| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson |
| Music | Sting |
| Other | Memorable Late Show Internship moment |
| Audience Shot | Elvis holiday message |
| Brenda, where's Kenny? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Irish Supergroup |
| PostMonologue | Bob Borden's Acting Preparations |
| Top Ten | Things You'll Never Heard Said by a Star Wars Character (presented by Star Wars characters) |
| 1st Guest | Ray Ramono |
| Music | Dave Matthews Band |
| Other | You Might Be a Dictator If ..., What the Hell is George W. Bush Talking About?, Telemundo Highlight of the Night |
| I'm packed with gas |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Tax cheat |
| PostMonologue | Trump or Wookie? |
| 2nd Bit | Uncomfortably Close with Harold Larkin |
| Top Ten | Reasons to Watch Britney Spears' New Show (presented by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline) |
| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller |
| 2nd Guest | Sherry Fairchild |
| Other | McDonald's salads, Larry King/Robert Blake Comedy Classic |
| Audience Shot | Security Officer Stephanie Montague Talks on a CB |
| I need a ride |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Food-bourne illness |
| PostMonologue | New TV Shows |
| 2nd Bit | From the Desk of Alan Kalter |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Car Has to be Recalled |
| 1st Guest | Chris Rock |
| 2nd Guest | Nicolette Sheridan |
| Other | Telemundo Highlight of the Night, Larry King Fun Fact of the Night, Robert Blake Accusation of the night, Tony Danza |
| Audience Shot | Northern Exposure |
| Give us a kiss |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Fugitive chess sensation |
| PostMonologue | Stump the Band |
| 2nd Bit | Ape or Artist? |
| 1st Guest | Ellen Degeneres |
| Music | Hot Hot Heat |
| Other | A message from Robert Blake, New CBS Fall Lineup announcement |
| Audience Shot | Everybody Loves Raymond Ideas |
| Please touch me |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Grizzled prospector |
| PostMonologue | Week in Review |
| 2nd Bit | Root Canal |
| 1st Guest | David Arquette |
| 2nd Guest | Gordon Ramsey |
| Flip the switch, froggy |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Disgraced slugger |
| PostMonologue | Adam & Savage & Jamie Hyneman test Balloon Chair |
| 1st Guest | Paul Newman |
| 2nd Guest | Danica Patrick |
| Other | Al Qaeda product sponsors, Cancelling Joan of Arcadia, Dictators Gone Wild! |
| Who ordered clams? |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Based on the #1 best selling thriller |
| PostMonologue | Humingbird helmet |
| 1st Guest | Adam Sandler |
| 2nd Guest | Reggie Miller |
| Music | The Wallflowers |
| Other | Tony the Tiger tribute |
| Boy, that's tasty |
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| New York | The greatest city in the world |
| Dave | Pseudo-celebrity |
| PostMonologue | Graduates Not at the Top of Their Class |
| 2nd Bit | Amish Wal-Mart, Pentagon Saddam Hussein Apology |
| 1st Guest | Kelly Ripa |
| 2nd Guest | Alexis Bledel |
| Music | Ryan Adams & The Cardinals |
| Audience Shot | Summer health tip |
| Is it Gravy? |