Late Show Shows - A Late Show With Letterman Episode Guide

May 2005


Monday, May 2, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Faceless communist party bureaucrat
PostMonologue More with Les
2nd Bit Wax statues of celebrities who won't be on the show
1st Guest Martin Short
2nd Guest Elisha Cuthbert
Other A message from George W. Bush, Laura Bush Tells Jokes
Audience Shot Daylight Savings Time Reminder
Brenda, where's Kenny?


Tuesday, May 3, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Powerful bohemian visionary
PostMonologue May we Shave You for Spring?
1st Guest Jennifer Lopez
Music Snoop Dog
Other A Message from George W. Bush
I'm so fat


Wednesday, May 4, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Ladies man, Man's man, and Man about town
PostMonologue Mother's Day Cards (spanish TV version)
Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Eating a 15lb Cheeseburger
1st Guest Orlando Bloom
2nd Guest Jack Hanna (mating armadillos)
Other Memorable Late Shown Internship moment, Pat O'Brian on Dr. Phil, Product placement in classic movies
Pantalonis


Thursday, May 5, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Local celebrity
PostMonologue Know Your Current Events
2nd Bit Giant Pinata
Top Ten Little Known Facts About My Son (presented by Dave's mom)
1st Guest Luke Wilson
Music Kasabian
Other Memorable Late Show Internship moment, A Message from George W. Bush
Hey, hey Brenda


Friday, May 6, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Genuine GM part
PostMonologue Week in Review
2nd Bit Will it Float? (german chocolate cake)
1st Slot Stupid Human Tricks
2nd Guest Christina Applegate
Standup Brian Regan
Other Kentucky Derby Announcer
Audience Shot Surprising Facts about Chocolate Cake
[kissing sounds]


Monday, May 9, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave A jewel thief with eyes as black as ...
PostMonologue Biff at the Kentucky Derby
Top Ten Tips for Winning the Kentucky Derby (presented by Mike Smith)
1st Guest Will Ferrell
Music Robert Plant
Other Let's throw an audience member out of the audience, A message from the pope
Audience Shot Late Show Repeat
Stop calling me


Tuesday, May 10, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Beleagured Yankee closer
PostMonologue Dropping stuff off the roof
2nd Bit Ape or Artist?
1st Guest Helen Hunt
2nd Guest Tom Dreesen
Other Bush opening remarks, Telemundo Highlight of the Night
Come on punk, try me


Wednesday, May 11, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Rooster-coiffed Bad Boy
PostMonologue Late Show Equations
2nd Bit Late Show Cliffhangers
1st Guest Priscilla Presley
2nd Guest Quentin Tarantino
Give us a kiss, Kenny


Thursday, May 12, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Drug-addled TV titan
PostMonologue Audience Show & Tell
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Vladimir Putin's Mind at this Moment
1st Guest Billy Crystal
Music Garbage
Other Highlights from the Amazing Race, Box Office roundup
Daddy wants a kiss


Friday, May 13, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Burly and barrel-chested
PostMonologue Week in Review
2nd Bit Will it Float? (rice cooker)
Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear from Your Prom Date
1st Guest Samuel L. Jackson
Music Sting
Other Memorable Late Show Internship moment
Audience Shot Elvis holiday message
Brenda, where's Kenny?


Monday, May 16, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Irish Supergroup
PostMonologue Bob Borden's Acting Preparations
Top Ten Things You'll Never Heard Said by a Star Wars Character (presented by Star Wars characters)
1st Guest Ray Ramono
Music Dave Matthews Band
Other You Might Be a Dictator If ..., What the Hell is George W. Bush Talking About?, Telemundo Highlight of the Night
I'm packed with gas


Tuesday, May 17, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Tax cheat
PostMonologue Trump or Wookie?
2nd Bit Uncomfortably Close with Harold Larkin
Top Ten Reasons to Watch Britney Spears' New Show (presented by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline)
1st Guest Ben Stiller
2nd Guest Sherry Fairchild
Other McDonald's salads, Larry King/Robert Blake Comedy Classic
Audience Shot Security Officer Stephanie Montague Talks on a CB
I need a ride


Wednesday, May 18, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Food-bourne illness
PostMonologue New TV Shows
2nd Bit From the Desk of Alan Kalter
Top Ten Signs Your Car Has to be Recalled
1st Guest Chris Rock
2nd Guest Nicolette Sheridan
Other Telemundo Highlight of the Night, Larry King Fun Fact of the Night, Robert Blake Accusation of the night, Tony Danza
Audience Shot Northern Exposure
Give us a kiss


Thursday, May 19, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Fugitive chess sensation
PostMonologue Stump the Band
2nd Bit Ape or Artist?
1st Guest Ellen Degeneres
Music Hot Hot Heat
Other A message from Robert Blake, New CBS Fall Lineup announcement
Audience Shot Everybody Loves Raymond Ideas
Please touch me


Friday, May 20, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Grizzled prospector
PostMonologue Week in Review
2nd Bit Root Canal
1st Guest David Arquette
2nd Guest Gordon Ramsey
Flip the switch, froggy


Monday, May 23, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Disgraced slugger
PostMonologue Adam & Savage & Jamie Hyneman test Balloon Chair
1st Guest Paul Newman
2nd Guest Danica Patrick
Other Al Qaeda product sponsors, Cancelling Joan of Arcadia, Dictators Gone Wild!
Who ordered clams?


Tuesday, May 24, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Based on the #1 best selling thriller
PostMonologue Humingbird helmet
1st Guest Adam Sandler
2nd Guest Reggie Miller
Music The Wallflowers
Other Tony the Tiger tribute
Boy, that's tasty


Wednesday, May 25, 2005
New York The greatest city in the world
Dave Pseudo-celebrity
PostMonologue Graduates Not at the Top of Their Class
2nd Bit Amish Wal-Mart, Pentagon Saddam Hussein Apology
1st Guest Kelly Ripa
2nd Guest Alexis Bledel
Music Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
Audience Shot Summer health tip
Is it Gravy?


May 26 - 27, 2005
Thursday April 11, 2005
Friday April 5, 2005
Reruns