"MR. Groove Daddy"  - Bass

Tragically hip, Mr. GrooveDaddy brings you that phat stank bass bustin' out a rhythm so righteous you're gonna need a jimmy hat for your ear hole.  A proud member of Layer's official Groove Department, Mr. GrooveDaddy projects a spiritual presence sometimes confused with Sir Lollypop Man, alias the Long Haired Sucka. While genuflecting to the Grand Funkenstein Shrine in Plainfield New Jersey, a Disciple of The Funk approached Mr. GrooveDaddy in a quandary and asked, "How is it that white man can't jump?"  Mr. GrooveDaddy replied, "Ah, Grasshopper, that which is more important is that nobody ever said white man can't funk."

Receiving his Doctorate of Groovalistics from the Star Child University of Righteous Funkativity, Mr. GrooveDaddy has been keeping it real since boogie was invented.  Voted most likely to give up the funk, the whole funk, and nothing but the funk, Mr. GrooveDaddy plays his craft like Shaft, and be outta sight like Dolemite.  Yeah, he's all that and bag of chips with extra spices.

In addition to musician, Mr. GrooveDaddy is a certified Master Interpreter of the Tobyist language as chiefly spoken by vocalist Toby Walker.  Mr. GrooveDaddy's many scholarly accomplishments include the first accurate translation of the Tobyism: "Dearlybelovedwearegatheredheretodaytojamaweebitdidjatellyamama?"  Consistent with classic Tobyist grammatical structure, a loose translation is 'Layers, smile when you say it because the word means party!'  However, an astute disciple of Tobyism, recognizing that the phrase is quite often spoken in the presence of Layer's fans, will realize that a more precise translation is, 'We need more Budweiser's over here.'

Mr. GrooveDaddy believes in Funkentelechy for all.  This literally means "the actualization of funk rather than its potential"; in other words, everyone has the funk in them, they just have to realize it and reach for it.  Mr. GrooveDaddy encourages all to, 'put that glide in your stride, that dip in your hip, and don't be faking the funk.'

Who's your Daddy?  Who's your Daddy?! Who's your GrooveDaddy?!!!