| John's List |
| John has been a pain in the ass (as usual) this year, however, he still wants... |
| New Underwear (30" waist tighty Blackies) |
| Or MAYBE... |
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| To find an old friend |
| Oh, to find old friends.... |
| A Hot babe and a family (Never mind, already got it!!!) |
| One More Weekend Ride on my old Hawk |
| To be more like Cyrus |
| A Doggie Diner Hotdog |
| Five Capser Dogs (Salt only please!) |
| A couple of Eisenberg Hot Dogs |
| A Ghetto Bigmac |
| A Nation's Burger |
| A George's Burger |
| Home Blood Pressure Monitor |
| To talk like Ricky |
