Wanted: Bad or Humorous Stories and Poems!

Tell me of yer adventures in Elanthia!
Immortalize yerself and yer friends!


  Aye, I'm serious!

Mandolin-Playing Teddy BearIf ye can handle all things tacky, like this music and the picture to the left, then ye can handle becoming infamous  . . .er, famous!

I'm a bardess who thirsts for the amusing and truly bad stories and poems to inflict... er, share with others in Elanthia. And I will give ye full credit each time I perform it! Plus …

Yer bad or humorous story or poem will have a home here on my site, with yer name credited as the author. That way, everyone will know TRULY who to blame after hearing me perform.

Ye may contact me at Eratika the Bard@aol.com . . .

                                                                             . . . if ye dare!

 

 

This lovely song is an Old English Morris Dance called "Country Gardens." 
Ye are surprised all these songs are so officially medieval in origin, aren't ye?