Smorgasbord of Crappola
BRAIN DUMPS
82 - October 8, 2006 - (band name origins, meow harrassment, mistaken bank identity, driving dog, banana facts, long term phone lease, donkey penis, nursery rhyme facts, breast implant airbags, board game facts)
81 - August 21, 2006 - (diphallus, who's your copilot?, who's your daddy?, new Joker, home lipo, TP pranksters caught, historical hypochondriacs, drunk passenger driving, Elvis's teddy bear, travelling politician stories, daughter takes over mom's girlfriend duties, bizarre deaths in history)
80 - July 27, 2006 - (PEI vacation, Campbell Soup scam, Stone & metal trivia, Vietnamese 50 cent, Paperclip guy gets his house, funny police stories, snake swallows electric blanket, police dating hotline, funny answering machine messages, battle over free gas, 80 year old crack addict john, police standoff for no-one, Roswell proposal)
79 - July 8, 2006 - (end of dumps?, fortune telling frauds, pick up man with car, drug facts, Spidey 3 trailer, ticket with a curse, finger mailing, coffee facts, stomach full of nails, online trekkie dating, animal facts, Survivor winner shoots puppy)
78 - June 23, 2006 - (Alford twins, baby news, robbery lawsuit, Addams Family trivia, Screech's house, Spiderman outed, geographic trivia, street sweeper joy ride, the real Snow White, naked running man, dead puppy as a weapon)
77 - June 9, 2006 - (Blog!, Zombie to direct Halloween movie, international toilet paper, boy gets car as sex gift, Hulk 2, bank robbing advice, death by balloon, all time baseball RBI, runs & walks leaders, employee abuse, fear of 666, iPods beat beer, Meow Mix house, legal rock, paper scissors)
76 - June 3, 2006 - (White Sands National Monument, Italy pictures, new Audioslave, Jedi arrested, drunk truckin', national superstitions, napping in funeral home, ropeless jump rope, alien in duck X-ray, Axl & Hilfiger fisticuffs, giant crater in Antarctica, first documentation of alien life?)
75 - May 23, 2006 - (Da Vinci Code movie, unusual museums, Mom & Pot, Doctor's notes, no fun for kids, Ex-Lax cookies, sports mishaps, candy + baby = accident, upcoming DVD releases, redneck grandpa back in jail, bizarre royal deaths, Die Hard 4)
74 - May 15, 2006 - (Italy vacation - the Paris airport delay & security incident, Mr. T back on TV, Freaky the hen, bathroom facts, nailgun suicide attempt, head thieves, "original" Star Wars on DVD, bizarre celebrity trivia, shot at a wedding, human body facts, botched execution, Vacate)
73 - April 25, 2006 - (Italy vacation - sites we saw in Rome, Pompeii, Florence, Pisa & Venice, slow street calling, paperclip trade-up, grill confiscation, funny tax write-off, guy killed for a hot sandwich, Tom Cruise eating placenta, door to door breast exams, japanese-eating fish, traffic light controller, Diamond Dave's out, the Shu, Wanted: virgin bride)
72 - April 15, 2006 - (Italy vacation - cultural dififerences, flying spaghetti monster, funny insurance claims, senior calendar girls, April fools' day hoaxes, excessive long distance bill, Adventures with English - dictionary mistake, bus driver sex scandal, Tool's new album, flaming spider hole)
71 - March 27, 2006 - (Scientology vs. South Park, Chef comes back?, upcoming DVD releases, Wolf Man remake, Creature remake, baaad firefigher, beer facts, mousing around with Taco Bell, church bulletin mistakes, dump truck lawsuit, Futurama, house viagra, 2005 porn titles)
70 - March 17, 2006 - (Italy trip, shit history correction, old classmate extreme makeover?, Tool & Pearl Jam album news, manufacturing gasoline, sheetmetal Jesus, funny accident reports, Granny's got a gun, King's Cell to be a movie, accidental discoveries and inventions, unexpected beer tap, RIP Don Knotts)
69 - March 6, 2006 - ("Firefly" & "Serenity", sex change teacher, bribe out of phys-ed, Scott Stapp & Kid Rock sex tape, new Friday the 13th, sex offender offended, Pearl Jam album news, hysterical stewardess, shit history, space junk trivia, sue the Post Office, Ray's last question of the week)
68 - February 14, 2006 - (Valentine's Day history, RIP Grandpa Al Lewis, insects in lipstick, vampire gubernatorial candidate arrested, roadkill cookbook, Upcoming DVD releases, movie filmed in Everett, Dark Crystal 2, Crossing guard in urine therapy, Surreal life games, Anti-freeze drink, explosive condoms, Ray's question of the week)
67 - January 30, 2006 - (ambergris, spinning toilet water, pizza delivery story, vampire for governor, bathroom stories in the news, Science exam answers, Superman's super-pets, leggy criminal, crack dealer business cards, Freegans, British train announcements, Till death do us part, Ray's question of the week)
66 - January 23, 2006 - (Da Vinci Code, Wacky Warning labels, stolen Ronald McDonald, mummified grandma, 2-headed albino snake, T-Shirt sayings, Condom in a nut, Guns & Toilets, Tool news, funny resume blunders, Ray's question of the week)
65 - January 8, 2006 - (paint colors, bizarre Christmas traditions, Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective, Chuck Norris Facts, RIP Richard Pryor, RIP Donut guy, Stalin cross-breeding, English mistakes, Revenge of TP vendor, no Jesus Juice, two-mouthed fish, Ray's question of the week)
64 - December 21, 2005 - (Damon a Yankee, scared of Santa, bloody Santa, Amazing coincidences, Star Wars facts, Flashing engineer, top odd stories of 2005, shark facts, dumpster diving for frequent flyer miles, charity pays for boobs, Hula Hoop facts, Ray's questions of the week)
63 - December 9, 2005 - (Funny Celebrity Quotes, "gry" answer, Useless Facts, Pizza man catches thief, RIP Miyagi, PB kiss of death, Killing for Cheese, another living dead flick?, more Riley news, Peta targets dads, Quit horsin' around, Ray's question of the week)
62 - November 28, 2005 - (Xenu, Riley on the radio, "gry" puzzle, MLB '05 awards, transvestite kissing, traffic ticket excuses, oven burglar, Sandman in Spidey3, Superman trailer, ugly adverb, turkey facts, vibrating ipod, roasted nuts, Ray's question of the week)
61 - November 11, 2005 - (new French child, Mexican illness, Glued toilet seat, Upcoming DVD releases, Pastor electrocution at baptism, Interesting facts, Gorilla reality show, fossil sex, Mini-skirts, Glued genitals, Computerman & House of Cosbys, parrot stuffed bra)
60 - October 29, 2005 - (Anne Marie Dupraw born, Mexican roads, Halloween origins, All Saints & All Souls Day, Dia de los Muertos, Monster Movie facts, Stern replacements, Divorce party, American recycling, Harding at it again, Choad support, Muppets back in primetime, Ray's question of the week)
59 - October 25, 2005 - (Wilma! I'm Home!, Weird human facts, sexual healing, feedback on equator info from BD#58, Using Star Wars to teach science, bizarre laws from around the US, Elmo gets arrested, cambodian couple out for blood)
58 - October 3, 2005 - (Sox back in the playoffs, Spidey 3 villains leaked, chewing gum facts, giant squid photographed, You'll get a charge out of this guy, Equator sunlight, Kids beer, Horrorivia, No adults allowed in park without kids, Full Moon horror road show, Ray's question of the week)
57 - September 16, 2005 - (I pity the fool, Psycho shower scene, Spidey 3 villains, RIP Gilligan, Alaskan man's cannonball, Elvis trivia, bread heads, Jesus of Suburbia, Doughnut facts, Ray's question of the week)
56 - September 2, 2005 - (Hurricane Katrina, Zoo dwellers, metric prefixes, popsicle stick ship, deadliest natural disasters, eyebrows, new Foo Fighters CD, wacky wedding gifts, cannonball into US, moon trips, Ray's question of the week)
55 - August 17, 2005 - (Mascot HOF, Batman lives, Mike FM, lung dentures, Survivor 11 cast, father of 77, plumber takes a leak, MILF alert, going medieval)
54 - July 27, 2005 - (legal Cubans, Coke facts, swallowed key, funny town names, bikini bandit, popsicle commercials, stupid criminal, crazy English, breast implant robbery, metal & glass eater)
53 - July 1, 2005 - (comic book movie list, speedy 95 year old, X-3 news, Suburban Sasquatch, Crappy pizza, Mark Hamill as Joker?, Upcoming DVD releases, wurst museum, outhouse peeper)
52 - June 15, 2005 - (Simpsons movie, Lightsabers are dangerous, Vader robs theater, odd animal facts, masked in WV, dumn gas thief, old lady not happy with pizza delivery, Alcohol trivia, toilet bowl of soup)
51 - May 26, 2005 - (Puns galore: a collection of jokes so groan-inducing, you'll feel a pain after reading them. Eskimos, elephants, the symphony, blondes, atoms, friars, dentists & potatoes)
50 - May 20, 2005 - (SWIII, A Lost Hope, Christopher Lee on set, Walmart deer, unrated Team America, Love Hurts, Kennedy/Lincoln coincidences, Plus a ton of jokes and funny true stories from emails past!)
49 - May 13, 2005 - (Star Wars on TV, RoboCup, Six Spideys, Jacko puts monkeys to work, Danza takes a spill, Before they were celebrities, Zorro sequel, chicken ticketed, bizarre kissings, expensive impotence, family witch hunt)
48 - May 1, 2005 - (Reese's variations, Bewitched statue, resume lines, woman jailed for rape, gnome tossing, midget abuse, the dead horse, colonoscopy humor, maggots in the ear)
47 - April 21, 2005 - (Delaware, smoking monkey, Sox ring celebration, breast feeding tiger cubs, SWIII - PG13, letters to landlords, man to stay drunk, pothead grandma, upcoming DVD releases, railroad gauge measurement, Survivors wedding)
46 - April 8, 2005 - (Pope, new Surreal Life cast, Celeb-reality TV, Drunk mother, Maynard found Jesus, WordPerfect helpline, Dumb things done during a job interview, haunted Stitch, origin of "Charlie", Quick Intelligence Test, X3 news)
45 - March 25, 2005 - (Lynx in a cone, Happy Birthday to You copyright, Spidey 3 news, X3 news, trailers, Snooze news, Wendy's Finger Chili, bizarre happenings, origin of "OK", Bigfoot movies, article about Happy Birthday to You)
44 - March 16, 2005 - (SW III Trailer, Rondo Awards, Names of Things you didn't know had Names, Cow Urine Products, Shrek news, Shot Wrong Load, Hobbit news, Quentin and Friday the 13th, Almost Dead Man Walking, Funny newspaper headlines)
43 - February 25, 2005 - (Via Matta, Mail for Hitler, funny newspaper headlines, Survivor bus driver, cider vs. juice, funny English translations, Lucas cameo in SWIII, SW DVDs, Egg McMuffin Rage, Personal Ads)
42 - February 15, 2005 - [All Movie News Special Edition] (Love at Second Bite, The Rock in video game movies, Die Hard 4, Robin Hood sequel, FF trailer, Corpse Bride trailer, Amityville trailer, New Cheech & Chong, Punisher 2, Spider-Man 3 villain, Feldman-Jackson feud, Top Movies)
41 - February 10, 2005 - (Pats win Superbowl XXXIX, Titletown USA, Alone in the Dark, yellow trail, emasculating fan, emasculating girlfriend, new music, Evil Dead 4?, Classified Ads, Alice in Chains reunion?, Chinese snack taste test, lost speeder, Corey Felman turns on Jackson)
40 - January 28, 2005 - (Pats' Dynasty in the making, Bumper Sticker quotes, hopkin green frog, Fockers, Super Size Me, Hatch taxes, Upcoming DVD releases, Family Feud answers, VHS blowout, Bill Simmons Patriots article)
39 - January 17, 2005 - (Pats in AFC Championship Game, Ham & Egger, Human body facts, cake testing, Nail in the head, Star Wars news [clone wars on dvd, vanity fair cover, Darth Tater], Tunguska Event, Wackiest Consumer Label award, forehead on ebay)
38 - January 4, 2005 - (Odd Christmas traditions, Odd stories from 2004, Old school arcade games, horror film college course, Celebs as superheroes, new Jordans furniture, Pentagon doubts, breweries in Portsmouth)
37 - December 17, 2004 - (Pedro goes to the Mets, Pedro stats, Dog bite, open house, Korean snax, cat gravestone, bizarre crimes, Bill Simmons Pedro article)
36 - December 8, 2004 - (xmas cards, translating ads, word from Don, Godzilla's star, sliding door crooks, ebay grilled cheese, Expos no more, Upcoming DVD releases)
35 - November 23, 2004 - (T-Day facts, Seinfeld reunion, House of the Dead, MLB 04 awards, stolen gnomes, Simpsons tapes, funny signs, Tingler remake, white kidneys)
34 - November 11, 2004 - (Velvet Revolver concert, SWIII trailer, campaign quotes, Bourque in Hall of Fame, PJ greatest hits, Alexander the Great, Devils Rejects Trailer, Why Elephants Have Big Ears, Daredevil director's cut, monkey attack)
33 - October 31, 2004 - (Red Sox Win the World Series!, Game by Game Highlights of World Series, Parade, Lost Ed Wood Film, Indy IV news, Ghost Rider news, Marvel comics movies update, Bill Simmons Red Sox article)
32 - October 21, 2004 - (Red Sox Beat Yankees, going to World Series, Game by Game Highlights of ALCS, Heroes and Goats of ALCS, Yankee Headlines, Bring on the NL, Upcoming DVD releases, Wired Moose, RIP Charlotte, Bill Simmons Red Sox article)
31 - October 12, 2004 - (Red Sox in ALCS, Red Sox playoff history, WV family bonding, Drawn Together, Bonds 04, Rodney Dangerfield, Christopher Reeve, Homemade hero, Sox Award Winners, Puppet Sex Censored, Keep the Faith - Long Term)
30 - September 30, 2004 - (Red Sox in playoffs, Return of King DVD, Pearl Jam concert, reduced beating, Mt.St.Helens, Killer Cross, Star Wars TV, School spirit, dingleberries, Service w/ a smile, Spaceballs 2, Snake in the car, Bill Simmons Red Sox article)
29 - September 18, 2004 - (Alaska, Shatner "Has Been", Egg Sandwich rage, Clerks sequel, Dingleberries, DD for headless friend, Oldman out of SWIII)
28 - August 29, 2004 - (Surreal Life 3, Super-Earth, Star Wars Sequels?, boy, 36 years dead, the Next 24, Foox2, Hammer to Iraq, Hands on Education, Dingleberries, Clogging Toilet, Godzilla: Final Wars, Tailed youth)
27 - August 10, 2004 - (M. Night Shame-lan, classic horror, gay Simpsons, DVD releases, Dave Grohl & NIN, Dingleberries, Reefer Madness, Land of the Dead, Bill Simmons article on Nomar)
26 - July 14, 2004 - (Spider-man 2, Spidey on Broadway, WTC plans, VHS-DVD conversions, management quotes, Team America, Dingleberries, Talk with the Dead, C2, Man shoots off testicles, bizarre country song titles)
25 - June 18, 2004 - (El Paso, Carlsbad Caverns, Juiced, Aqua-Man/Namor feedback, DVD releases, bulldozer rage, Velvet Revolver, 911, NYC, Dingleberries)
24 - May 11, 2004 - (Survivor All-Stars finale, Beatallica, horny horse, Springer opera, mouse in soup, worst songs ever, Tarantino spin-offs, drunk bulldozer joyride, Man-Thing, Dingleberries, Monkey waste)
23 - April 20, 2004 - (Spidey 2 Trailer, C-Section, Kill Bill 2 review, Kill Bill 3?, Kill Bill 0?, Weird Al tragedy, Matt's rant, Marvel movie news, Kevin Spacey mugged, Feedback, Dingleberries)
22 - April 6, 2004 - (Airwaves, bowling ball crime, Kurt Cobain, Dingleberries, William Hung CD, SW extras, eye-poking murderer, Fantastic Four, Quentin & Bond)
21 - March 27, 2004 - (Passion of the Christ, Retirement home food fight, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, vampire shooting, SW episode III title?, Richard Simmons, DVD releases, Dingleberries)
20 - March 12, 2004 - (LOTR & the Oscars, Stooges, Trepanation, Horror Movie updates, more William Hung, Bubba Ho-Tep DVD, Comic Book movies, bizarre sex laws, Clone Wars, bubble gum art)
19 - February 20, 2004 - (William Hung, Stuttering John on Leno, Star Wars DVDs, Godzilla's birthday, Janet's nipple jewelry, Bill Simmons A-Rod article)
18 - February 16, 2004 - (Pats win SuperBowl, Antigua, A-f'n-Rod, exploding whale, Indy IV delays, brain teaser)
17 - January 22, 2004 - (Pats in SuperBowl, Horror Channel, More Surreal Life 2, Official Survivor All-Stars, Meet the Fockers, Sean Astin & the Fantastic Four?, top US blockbusters, brain teaser)
16 - January 8, 2004 - (Broadway Joe, Go Pats, Cruise as Iron Man, Batman news, Surreal Life 2, Ice-T's career, upcoming DVD releases, brain teaser)
15 - December 18, 2003 - (Return of the King, Spider-man 2 trailer, Atlantic City, All Star Survivor news, Wilhelm Scream, Cheerleader Ninjas)
14 - November 24, 2003 - (Thanksgiving, the Groonies, Britney Spears rumor, All Star Survivor, 2003 MLB Awards, Spam Rage article)
13 - November 13, 2003 - (Matrix Revolutions, Star Wars news, the Punisher, Marvel movies, Simpsons sued by Fox)
12 - October 29, 2003 - (The Next Joe Millionaire, Spider-Man news, Surreal Life 2, November music)
11 - October 17, 2003 - (2003 Red Sox, Kill Bill Vol 1 review, Heat Vision and Jack, Bubba Ho-Tep)
10 - October 7, 2003 - (Red Sox win ALDS, movie remakes, song remakes, Legend of Superheroes, Star Wars III news, Bill Simmons Red Sox article)
09 - September 23, 2003 - ('Grandpa' Al Lewis, hamsters, movies of 80s franchises, Tim Burton animation, Inetrsteinig, Upcoming DVD releases)
08 - September 16, 2003 - (New Batman, Indiana Jones IV, 100th movie review, 2003 Deaths, John Ritter)
07 - September 6, 2003 - (Friday the 13th's, Dino tracks, Sloth, Region 1 DVD, Rob Zombie comic book)
06 - August 27, 2003 - (Freddy vs. Jason, Cruise to Nova Scotia, Leprechaun news & quotes, upcoming movies)
05 - August 11, 2003 - (Gary Coleman, Upcoming Horror films, Springsteen)
04 - July 30, 2003 - (Icons, Doc Ock, Kill Bill, Garbage Pail Kids)
03 - July 15, 2003 - (Pearl Jam concerts, Spider-Man cartoon, Grinding Nemo, Hand of Thrawn, Star Wars hair news)
02 - July 5, 2003 - (new email, URL, Myrtle Beach vacation, Hulk, Animatrix, Ren & Stimpy, Da Hip Hop Witch)
01 - June 18, 2003 - (Lookwell, Hulk preview, Metallica's "St. Anger", superhero movie news)
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