Aug 2008

Tropic Thunder: Sticking with Stiller Pays Dividends

Looks like we have typical Vietnam War movie that’s not about war and mostly doesn’t take place in Vietnam. Read More...
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Step Brothers: Another Will Ferrell Comedy or the Same One Again?

Will Ferrell’s career is still pretty much on cruise control... Read More...
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (working title: WHY GEORGE WHY?)

Wondering what new toys are slated for the Lucasfilm product-line later this year? Why not pay $9.50 for a prolonged commercial for them? Read More...
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Chocolate. Salty. Dead.

You see this cat Isaac is a dead mother--(Shut your mouth). Can ya dig it? Read More...
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Pineapple Express -- Hot Fuzz for Stoners

How about a stoner comedy with Seth Rogan and the dude that played the Goblin in the Spiderman movies? Okay, let’s give it a shot! Read More...
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Midnight Meat Train -- No, Not to Georgia

When I see superstar Brooke Shields has signed on to star in a low budget adaptation of an obscure Clive Barker short story about a serial killer I’m at the theater damnit! Read More...
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Subway Horror Unfolds in Florida

A horrific tragedy occurred in Jacksonville, Florida last week according the Associated Press. On August 4th, a man placed 2 calls to 911 outside a Subway Sandwich Restaurant after vitally important condiments were left of his subs. Read More...
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That's All, Mac

Bernie Mac died today at the age of 50. He was definetely not on that ambiguous mental list we all have in our subconscious of people that would not surprise us to boot up the news and see dead on any given day. Read More...
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X-Files: I Really Really Wanted to Believe

Finally, the answer to the question all X-Files fans have been asking for the last 6 years: Yes, Mulder and Scully are still self-absorbed douche bags, only this time less entertaining. Read More...
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Like Sands Through the Hourglass...

The most important part of any beach vacation is the gift that keeps on giving. Read More...
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The Children's Museum of South Carolina: The Place Where Fun Goes to Die

You won’t believe your eyes! How has this phenomenal little attraction escaped worldwide attention and acclaim?
Well, you won’t believe your eyes, that’s for sure. And I think it’s pretty damned clear just exactly how this has escaped anything resembling acclaim.
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