MAFUS REVIEWS...

Who cares what Mafus thinks? Mafus does! This is where you'll find reviews of just about anything I've seen, read or played. I'm not a professional reviewer and I'm not all that intelligent, so reading my reviews will be like reading one by Harry Knowles. But with half the typos. I'm like Harry Knowles Lite. (Yeah, that's a fat joke.) Warning: there are SPOILERS in every review, so if you don't want to know what happens, stop reading here.

MOVIES

Hulk

Review by Matt Wieringo
All images are © 2003 Universal Pictures. All rights reserved.

Elsewhere on this site, I've professed my undying love for the Internet. That still stands. That affection doesn't, however, extend to the legions of naysayers and pessimists who lurk behind the safety of their modems and monitor screens, waiting for the next big comicbook movie adaption to be announced so they can immediately begin chanting their assinine mantra of "this is gonna suck"...
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X2: X-Men United
Review by Matt Wieringo
All images are © 2003 20th Century Fox. All rights reserved.

If you're a comics fan from way back, like myself, you've long suffered the disappointment and aggravation of such comicbook film adaptions as BATMAN & ROBIN, TANK GIRL and, most aggregiously, Albert Pyun's monstrous CAPTAIN AMERICA.
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COMICS

Formerly Known As The Justice League

Review by Matt Wieringo
All images are © 2003 DC Comics. All rights reserved.

Nostalgia seems to be the comics industry's stock-in-trade. Sometimes this is taken to the extreme (as with Marvel's recent relaunch of nearly every 70's title like Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Spaceknights and Defenders.) When handled incorrectly, this is a bad thing.
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MISC. TV, DVD & GAMES

These are mini-reviews of video game or DVD releases or TV shows that either I've waited so long to do that they are no longer relevant, or they were so bad I just don't care to devote much time to them.


Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Review by Matt Wieringo
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Last Tango In Paris
Review by Matt Wieringo
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