Making a permanent impression since 1994
July 4, 2005
-- Senior Journal --
Prom proves a rip-roarin’ good time
prom night was unforgettable. And I’m not just saying that because they want
sure, they gave us a none-too-subtle hint in actually naming the event
“Unforgettable.” But when I say
I had a memorable night, I’m not necessarily referring to the magic of the
while I realize some of my peers may have found their memories a bit blurry the
morning after – for some less-than-magical reasons – that’s not what I
– it was memorable for me as Alice’s trip to Wonderland was memorable for
her: As a journey into the realm of the bizarre.
the whole idea of prom was pretty bizarre to me from the start. Guys shell out
lots of cash to wear borrowed clothes for an evening. Girls do the same to
purchase a dress they can only wear for one night – and shoes that they’ll
be lucky if they can wear for one hour. All this so they can look good … in a
I agreed to go because my friends were going, and one of my friends asked me to
go with him.
and because I heard the food was really good.
realized from the start that the event would be memorable – even in the weeks
leading up to it, as prom preparation was going on.
a week or two before prom, I had a doctor’s appointment for a checkup and the
meningitis vaccine I had to get before going to UConn in the fall. As the good
doctor checked me over he pointed out some acne on my face and asked, “Taking
anything for it?”
laughed and said no. He responded by asserting that that was my choice. He said
it the way you might say, “Well, that’s your choice…” to someone who
just told you they’d decided to vacation in the Middle East.
course, this is the same doctor who remarked once when I had to walk across the
room for part of some checkup, “Hmm … your feet turn in when you walk,
don’t they?” I thought to
myself, “Um, I never noticed that … but thank you for ensuring that every
step I make from now on will be made with the utmost self-consciousness.”
that’s without high heels.
course, you have to wear high heels to prom, because the only women’s shoes
dressy enough to wear to a formal dinner and dance are high heels. Fine for
those of us who can wear heels without wobbling like a newborn deer – think
Bambi. But, as you could maybe have guessed, I’m not one of that fortunate
I’m getting ahead of myself. Because you can’t buy the hideously
uncomfortable shoes until you buy … The Dress.
surprisingly enough, I didn’t have too hard a time finding my dress. But then,
I’m not picky. I would accept any dress that fit me, as well as my two rules
Thou shalt not wear anything pink.
Thou shalt not wear anything poofy.
only took a few stores to find something suitable. My mom was there to help, by
picking out some dresses for me to try on – mostly pink, poofy, or pink-and-poofy
ones. But she tried.
finally found a sort of brownish-goldish colored dress with some glittery
flowers, and more layers than a wedding cake. Okay, okay – so it only had two
layers, plus a piece of something called “crinoline” on the inside. The
purpose of the crinoline, as far as I could discern, was to be scratchy.
I found the dress and then the shoes, there was nothing else I had to arrange.
Or rather, there was nothing else I knew I had to arrange.
was chatting with my date, ironing out some details of arrangements, and just
generally anticipating the event. Finally he said, “I just can’t wait until
you pin my boutonniere on me!”
I cheerfully replied. “…Um …
what’s a boutonniere?”
for those of you who don’t know, “boutonniere” is another word for
“flower” – of the sort you pin
to the lapel of your prom date’s rented tux.
I said before – this was all foreign territory to me. And I was only just
learning the language, since I hadn’t attended junior prom. If I had, my
vocabulary might have already included the words
“crinoline” and “boutonniere.”
word my vocabulary did already include was, “Oops.”
Since I’m a bit of a klutz, this came in handy – minutes before I had
to leave the house.
stepped up the bottom two steps of my staircase to take a final peek in the
mirror, and heard a sound no girl ever wants to hear her dress make on the day
think my parents may have then heard some words no parent ever wants to hear
from their daughter, but I can’t recall for sure. I do know I heaved a huge
sigh before looking at the damage.
defeat hit me especially hard because it came shortly after I had teased my
father for counseling me on how to properly walk in a long dress.
With a laugh and an eye-roll, I had replied, “I think I know a little
more about this subject than you do, Dad.”
I was wrong.
of the many layers that could have torn under my inexperienced high-heel wearing
foot, it had been the innermost, least important layer.
In a word, the crinoline.
as much tension as if the seconds were ticking away until my coach (i.e. my
mom’s minivan) turned into a pumpkin, my family debated the issue and finally
agreed that I should just rip off the torn part – “carefully.”
I finally made it out the door and stuffed
my glittery high-heel wearing self into the car, and we were off.
the time we got to my friend’s house for her little photo-taking, hors
d’oeuvre-serving pre-prom get-together, it was, of course, raining.
mother handed me a purple umbrella to protect my hair from the damaging effects
of those terrible raindrops.
I’m not too crazy about fixing my hair. My date must have asked me half a
dozen times, “What are you going to do with your hair?” And I responded,
“I don’t know – brush it.” He
thought I was joking.
had tried to do something different to it for his sake, but nothing too fancy.
My mother had tried to get me to wear some hairspray with gold glitter to match
my dress. When I argued against it, she assured me, “It’ll wash out. It’s
just like dirt.”
some reason, I didn’t find that line of reasoning terribly persuasive.
my mother was more worried about my hair than I was. I didn’t care that even
with the umbrella the wind blew the rain in my face and hair. I turned to my
mother and said, “See, my hair doesn’t look that bad, does it?”
looked at me for a moment. All she
said was, “Oh, dear…”
it stopped raining, we stood outside and our parents took photo after posed
photo, to capture our apparent joy at being all dressed up to stand on my
friend’s back porch.
it was finally time to leave for prom, one of our group of friends assured us
that, if anyone didn’t know how to get to the Aquaturf, they could just follow
only hitch was, he didn’t actually know how to get their himself. He was
relying on his car’s navigation system, as were all the people who followed
him and got lost – one of whom was my date.
a few of us who arrived simultaneously stood outside waiting and worrying
whether the others would find their way.
it was my fault everyone stood out in the cold for so long. I kept saying,
“I’m not going in without Joe.” Since they only give one ticket per
couple, and I had ours with me, I had worried that he might have trouble getting
in without me.
course, I was wrong to assume that what I referred to as a “ticket” served
any practical purpose. Apparently they just took down names to let people in. I
learned this after my friends had practically turned blue and I finally agreed
to go in without Joe and the others we had heard were lost.
it turned out, we were the last ones of our group to arrive. And, apparently, we
were also the only ones who cared enough to wait in the cold for missing
friends. This is why there are so few nice people – hypothermia kills us off.
finally inside and all together, we waited around until it was time to eat.
course was announced by blaring music. To the beat of this music, the waiters
and waitresses all lined up in neat little rows on the dance floor. I wasn’t
sure whether to be disappointed or relieved when they didn’t actually start
dancing with those trays of food held high over their heads.
food was quite good, in my opinion. It was also abundant: There were rolls, then
salad, then more rolls, then pasta, then finally the main course. After eating
all the food they served first (including one too many rolls) I was distraught
to find that I could only eat half of my delicious steak.
all but hugged the poor waiter who brought out Styrofoam boxes to take home the
food we couldn’t finish. I don’t like to waste food, especially not when
I’ve paid nearly 50 bucks for it. Of
course, that fee was technically to get in to the prom – but as I’ve already
mentioned, I wasn’t exactly there for the dancing.
though I saved half the steak for later, I was still feeling pretty stuffed. I
remarked to a friend next to me that I thought I might be sick.
the strobe lights.
for those of you who don’t know, strobe lights, blaring music, and a huge meal
are not exactly a great combination. Even on an empty stomach the flashing
lights and the music are bound to make me a little dizzy – not to mention
really annoyed. Luckily, I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, so my
friends and I made several escapes to the women’s restroom.
the restroom wasn’t as classy as the huge room the prom was in. The big room
had something like 16 chandeliers. There was not even one in the restroom that I
can recall, although that could be the effect of the strobe lights talking.
at least you could hear yourself think there. Of course, what you inevitably
heard was, “I can’t believe I paid $45 to stand in a restroom.”
we took deep breaths and once again braved the noise, the flashing lights, and
the bodies rubbing against each other in the darkness. Some of my friends
danced, but I mostly stayed at my table. I had discovered that, while all the
cool kids were distracted by dancing, the waiters had placed strawberries and
ice cream at every place at every table.
ice cream is going to melt,” I
realized. And then quickly added, “Hmm … nobody else even knows this ice
cream is here…”
I was still too full to eat more than one serving of dessert, so I tuned out the
sound of opportunity knocking. You couldn’t hear it over the crappy music,
many hours of crappy music later, and after my very pathetic attempts at dancing
with poor Joe – luckily he had the company of another girl whose date had
canceled – we got to watch the crowning of the prom king and queen.
actually, I got to watch the backs of people’s heads who were watching the
crowning of the prom king and queen. But I found that pretty much as exciting.
tired and half-deaf, my friends and I escaped into the night. I clutched my
class gift – a small photo album – and my Styrofoam box and searched the
darkness for my mother’s minivan.
that, the whole gang met up again at Bristol Ten Pin to bowl a few games – in
our prom attire. We’d heard that they let you in free if you come all dressed
up on prom night.
course, they still charged us for the shoes. The fact that we actually pay for
the opportunity to wear old, borrowed shoes has always seemed a little bizarre
to me, but then, I’d done and seen stranger things that day.
me bowling well was still too far into the realm of the bizarre. But by that
point most of us were too exhausted to care about our scores.
it was a strange evening for a person like me. Some of it was just ridiculous,
some of it was really annoying, some of it was embarrassing. But even I can
admit that a lot of it was fun.
even – as I thought to myself after I returned home in the early hours of the
next morning, and sat down to eat the other half of my steak for breakfast –
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