In most northern states, there is a policy of checking any stalled vehicle on the highway when the tempratures drop down to the single digits or below.
About 3am one very cold morning a state police officer responded to a call: there was a car off the shoulder of the road on the outskirts of Casper. He located the car, stuck in the deep snow and with the engine still running.Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the officer walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.
The driver came awake when the officer tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror and the state policeman standing next to his car, the man panicked, jerked the gearshift into "Drive" and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.
The policeman, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary, car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the officer was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds when the patrolman yelled at the man ordering him to, "Pull over!". The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.
Needless to say, the man was arrested and is still trying to convince his friends that he encountered a state patrolman that could run 50 Miles Per Hour.
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