You might be a Jedi Redneck if:

You've ever heard the phrase "May the force be with ya'll".
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You've ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You've ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You've ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You've ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot".
You've ever had your R-2 unit use it's self-defense electro-shock thingy to light your barbecue grill.
You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You've had the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
You've ever heard..."Luke, I am your father....and your uncle".