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Basics
 "I need love and kisses" 
  I am a: 9 yr old dog 
  located in:Portland, Oregon, United States 
  looking for:Friends: 2 to 14-year old female doggie; 30 to 45-year old woman 
  within 50 miles of Portland, Oregon, United States 
  relationships: Single - never been married 
  my ethnicity: Fuzzy Golden Retriever 
  body type: Studly 
  height: 2' 6" 
  sense of humor:Goofy: Stuffed animals still crack me up, Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted bark, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Friendly: I’ll pant and lick anything 
  sign:Cancer 
  About me and who I'd like to date 
     I am a very fuzzy dog who likes long walks in the green belt and smelling where you've been and who else you've met.  I love to have my ears rubbed and the tops of my paws massaged, especially in between my little toes.  I want somebody who is going to let me lick her face, lay down next to me, and cuddle while she sings to me.

My daddy hasn't figured out that the easiest way to meet women is to take me for walks.  They love to meet me and talk to me, which opens the door for them to ask daddy what my name is.  One day I'll have to clue him in...
 
 Appearance 
  height: 2’ 6” (76.2 cms) 
  eyes: Brown 
  hair: Golden w/ grey accents 
    hairstyle: Very neat and trim 
  body type: Studly 
  body art:Wouldn’t even think about it 
  best feature: Lips 
 Interests 
  for fun: 
     Chasing my tail.  Pushing my pink plastic ball around outdoors.  Rolling around on my back while daddy says "Crazy dog! Crazy dog!" 
  favorite hot spots: 
     Grandma and Grampa's.  The green belt by my house.  The bark dust pile in the back yard. 
  favorite things: 
     My fuzzy ball that I carry with me no matter where I go.  My piggie.  My Disney Flounder stuffed toy. 
  last read: 
     "The Lasting Effects of Sub Atomic Particles On Wiskers and Over Sensitive Noses." by Mandrake Von Duck. 
  sense of humor:Goofy: Stuffed animals still crack me up, Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted bark, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Friendly: I’ll pant and lick anything 
  sports and exercise: Sleeping.  Pushing my pink plastic bowling ball around like a soccer ball.  Tug of war with daddy. 
  common interests: Sniffing, licking, chasing tails while running in circles, eating. 
   favorite TV shows:
Bananas in Pajamas, Stanley, A Dog's Life  
 
 Lifestyle 
  exercise habits: My daddy is too lazy and always at work so I just sleep all day. 
  daily diet: Science Diet:  Duck and Potatoes 
  smoke: No way 
  drink: Lots of water, maybe four or five  
  job: Lounging about where comfortable 
     I like to lay on the floor in the sun by the front door and watch the world go by.  I use to inform my mommy when the Fed Ex guy drove up with packages. 
  income: 6 dog biscuits a day and lots of love 
  my place: Live with owner 
  have kids:None 
  want kids: Can't, daddy fixed me, but I like trying anyways 
  pets: 
    I have: Nothing 
    I don't have, but like:Fish, Birds, Cats 
    I don't like:Fleas 
 Background/Values 
  ethnicity: Golden Retriever 
     I was whelped in Eugene / Springfield area and my parents were both show dogs. 
  faith: Christian 
     My mommy baptized me. 
  education: Obedience school 
     I flunked three times before my parents realized I was fine and they were the idiots that were not learning anything. 
  languages: Dog, Some English 
  politics: I vote with my bottom at potty time 
 About My Date 
  hair:Any 
  eyes:Any 
  height: Any 
  body type:Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds, Curvy 
  languages:Any 
  ethnicity:Any 
  faith:Any 
  education: Any 
  job:Any 
  income:Any 
  smoke:No Way, Occasionally 
  drink: Non-alcoholic beverages only 
  relationships:Any 
  have kids:Any 
  want kids:Any 
  turn-ons: Dogs:  Long curly hair, Chasing your tail, Flirting.
Women:  Flirting, squatting down while rubbing behind my ears and talking in a high voice to me, Public displays of affection, Throwing a ball or stuffed animal for me to chase
 
  turn-offs:Tattoos, Body piercings, spiked collars, mean barking, doggie breath 
  perfect date: 
    Sensual
A decadent dinner so good we could lick it up, both of us satisfied but eager to see the biscuit tray
 
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