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| "I need love and kisses" | ||||||
| I am a: | 9 yr old dog | |||||
| located in: | Portland, Oregon, United States | |||||
| looking for: | Friends: 2 to 14-year old female doggie; 30 to 45-year old woman | |||||
| within 50 miles of Portland, Oregon, United States | ||||||
| relationships: | Single - never been married | |||||
| my ethnicity: | Fuzzy Golden Retriever | |||||
| body type: | Studly | |||||
| height: | 2' 6" | |||||
| sense of humor: | Goofy: Stuffed animals still crack me up, Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted bark, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Friendly: I’ll pant and lick anything | |||||
| sign: | Cancer | |||||
| About me and who I'd like to date | ||||||
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I am a very fuzzy dog who likes long walks in the green belt and
smelling where you've been and who else you've met. I love
to have my ears rubbed and the tops of my paws massaged,
especially in between my little toes. I want somebody who is
going to let me lick her face, lay down next to me, and cuddle
while she sings to me. My daddy hasn't figured out that the easiest way to meet women is to take me for walks. They love to meet me and talk to me, which opens the door for them to ask daddy what my name is. One day I'll have to clue him in... | ||||||
| Appearance | ||||||
| height: | 2’ 6” (76.2 cms) | |||||
| eyes: | Brown | |||||
| hair: | Golden w/ grey accents | |||||
| hairstyle: | Very neat and trim | |||||
| body type: | Studly | |||||
| body art: | Wouldn’t even think about it | |||||
| best feature: | Lips | |||||
| Interests | ||||||||
| for fun: | ||||||||
| Chasing my tail. Pushing my pink plastic ball around outdoors. Rolling around on my back while daddy says "Crazy dog! Crazy dog!" | ||||||||
| favorite hot spots: | ||||||||
| Grandma and Grampa's. The green belt by my house. The bark dust pile in the back yard. | ||||||||
| favorite things: | ||||||||
| My fuzzy ball that I carry with me no matter where I go. My piggie. My Disney Flounder stuffed toy. | ||||||||
| last read: | ||||||||
| "The Lasting Effects of Sub Atomic Particles On Wiskers and Over Sensitive Noses." by Mandrake Von Duck. | ||||||||
| sense of humor: | Goofy: Stuffed animals still crack me up, Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted bark, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Friendly: I’ll pant and lick anything | |||||||
| sports and exercise: | Sleeping. Pushing my pink plastic bowling ball around like a soccer ball. Tug of war with daddy. | |||||||
| common interests: | Sniffing, licking, chasing tails while running in circles, eating. | |||||||
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| Lifestyle | ||||||
| exercise habits: | My daddy is too lazy and always at work so I just sleep all day. | |||||
| daily diet: | Science Diet: Duck and Potatoes | |||||
| smoke: | No way | |||||
| drink: | Lots of water, maybe four or five | |||||
| job: | Lounging about where comfortable | |||||
| I like to lay on the floor in the sun by the front door and watch the world go by. I use to inform my mommy when the Fed Ex guy drove up with packages. | ||||||
| income: | 6 dog biscuits a day and lots of love | |||||
| my place: | Live with owner | |||||
| have kids: | None | |||||
| want kids: | Can't, daddy fixed me, but I like trying anyways | |||||
| pets: | ||||||
| I have: | Nothing | |||||
| I don't have, but like: | Fish, Birds, Cats | |||||
| I don't like: | Fleas | |||||
| Background/Values | ||||||
| ethnicity: | Golden Retriever | |||||
| I was whelped in Eugene / Springfield area and my parents were both show dogs. | ||||||
| faith: | Christian | |||||
| My mommy baptized me. | ||||||
| education: | Obedience school | |||||
| I flunked three times before my parents realized I was fine and they were the idiots that were not learning anything. | ||||||
| languages: | Dog, Some English | |||||
| politics: | I vote with my bottom at potty time | |||||
| About My Date | ||||||
| hair: | Any | |||||
| eyes: | Any | |||||
| height: | Any | |||||
| body type: | Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds, Curvy | |||||
| languages: | Any | |||||
| ethnicity: | Any | |||||
| faith: | Any | |||||
| education: | Any | |||||
| job: | Any | |||||
| income: | Any | |||||
| smoke: | No Way, Occasionally | |||||
| drink: | Non-alcoholic beverages only | |||||
| relationships: | Any | |||||
| have kids: | Any | |||||
| want kids: | Any | |||||
| turn-ons: |
Dogs: Long curly hair, Chasing your tail, Flirting. Women: Flirting, squatting down while rubbing behind my ears and talking in a high voice to me, Public displays of affection, Throwing a ball or stuffed animal for me to chase | |||||
| turn-offs: | Tattoos, Body piercings, spiked collars, mean barking, doggie breath | |||||
| perfect date: | ||||||
![]() | Sensual A decadent dinner so good we could lick it up, both of us satisfied but eager to see the biscuit tray | |||||
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