Cow Chip McDavid

Cow Chip is a student at Gief High School in Salinas, California. He's not the coolest guy on campus, nor is the the one who always gets picked on. He's just a regular guy who doesn't have much luck with women. He's usually seen hanging out with Lance, watching TV, playing video games, or enjoying a good cheeseburger.

But despite all this, Cow Chip has been on his share of adventures. He has tried to kill Alex because he thought Alex was an alien. He spent an evening camping out waiting for Hot Frog Legs in the morning. He developed a crush on the detention supervisor. He met a new kid at school with mysterious powers and ended up saving the world from an evil Dark Lord... or he at least helped the Dark Lord grow a sexy feminine body. And he went on a date which ended up getting him right in the middle of a war between two groups of aliens. Not mant regular guys at Gief can say all that.