Lance Hernandez

Lance is a student at Gief High School. He's the kind of guy that can instantly make his presence felt everywhere. He's not incredibly popular, but everyone likes his cool hair and wacky sense of humor. Together with best friend Cow Chip, he goes through many adventures and misadventures.

Lance's adventures have included getting a job running errands for people who secretly control the world, being dragged into a major alien war, rescuing Wilson from a crazy redneck, and being his best friend's cousin's boyfriend for a period of time. Lance also performed as the mascot for a celebrity baseball team, became a superhero to save the halls of Gief High from bullies, and wrote an advice column for the GHS newspaper.