Miss Teen Salinas stared at the camera as she answered. "I personally believe... that the American United States students are falling behind... because, like, some people don't have education. Like, such as, Brazil and the China and European countries. And we should help those people in, like, such as, Brazil and the China."

Cow Chip looked at Lance. "What the crap is she talking about?"

"She doesn't know," Lance replied. "But she sounds so poised and confident saying it."

"I think I've seen her before. She goes to Gief, doesn't she?"

"Yeah. Remember? She's in our math class."