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So this is your first time reading CowChip-Lance.com. We're glad you decided to check us out, and we hope you enjoy the site as much as we do. :) First of all, make sure to add us to your friends lists, so you'll know when the site is updated. (Names of networking sites used on this page are trademarks of their respective owners and not affiliated with Two Fifty Productions.)

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Hi. I'm Cow Chip, and that's my buddy Lance over there. We're students at Gief High School. On this Web site you'll find stories about us.

Hi.
Two Fifty Productions is the name of the organization that produces this site. Below is the page you saw when you first got here; you can always come back here at any time, from any page, by clicking "Home." On this page, "Home" is up at the top.

If you click on "Cow Chip & Lance" up here, or down here in the highlights, it'll take you to the main page for our stories. From there, you can go to the four most recent episodes, a collection of classic episodes, two featured episodes that change every week, character bios, the list of all episodes dating back to 1996, and more.	The current episode is also right here on the main page.
Uh-oh... I was reading one of the classic non-animated stories, and I got to the bottom of the page, and there was no more story! I don't know what to do!
	Look down there! There's Kelly. I bet she can help us.

Hey, guys! When you get to the bottom of the page, just click where it says "Next Page." Then you can continue reading on the next page. You can also go directly to any other page, so, like, if you quit reading on page 5 for some reason, when you come back you can go straight to page 6 and keep going. So try it!

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