You probably want to check down here every once in a while to see when I update my files. And that will happen when? Once a year you lazy bas.. Hey hey hey! I will update it when I feel like it, OK?!?! If you really want, you can follow my twitter and get notified of updates there.

Wow! I was updating the page for Wolverine (Logan) and let me tell you, it took me two weeks to find all of his information. I almost gave up on doing this site but Bob started crying so I continued just to shut him up. I also have a page for "Dark" Wolverine (Daken) and the deceased Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell).

Have you seen how many comics I have been in lately? And I even celebrated my 900th issue! So obviously you can excuse me for taking so long to update the site, right? That is what I thought! Visit the new page for Throg, the updated MODOK page, and the page for the deceased Goliath.

Heavy Metal time!! Well, ok just a couple of updates to the Robots section here. Check out the updated Arnim Zola page and the page I added for WALL-E. I also moved Thanos to the Deceased section.

I was in the middle of an update here when I was so rudely interrupted by Kanye West. But now that I have taken care of him, check out the updated Thor page as well as the new page for the Sub-Mariner and a very touching page for the deceased Wasp.

You want an update? I got your update right here! Really, I do! Invisible Woman has been added, Outlaw has been seduced .. er .. updated, and Sabretooth has graced our deceased page.

Talk about updates!! Not only have I updated Captain America's Page (the original Cap), but I have added a page for everyone's favorite web-slinger, The Amazing Spider-Man!! But wait, there's more! I have added an entire new section to Merc with the Mouth Files .. you can now view pages for the Deceased! And the first page I put up is for my dear sort-of sweet Copycat.

This is the update that you have all been waiting for! I have added the legendary, the amazing, the fan favorite of all time ... In-Betweener!! I think your "fans" enjoy requesting these weird cosmic people. Yeah I noticed that, too. I also updated the page for the lovely Death so check that out as well.

Red Skull has been added to the site. I have also updated Ultron's page. Now do the robot with me!

By the curly beard of Zeus, I have updates of Olympian proportion! Hercules has been updated and I have added that crazy God of War Ares. Now if you don't mind, I am going to go search for Aphrodite. Mrowr!

The page for Siryn has been updated and I added a page for She-Hulk as well. Bob also tells me that you crazy kids out there like twitter so I got me one of those to let you know when I make updates, so follow me!

The number of people visiting the site has jumped dramatically lately! And with that there has been many requests, suggestions, and a few complaints. I considered everything, and have decided to make a few changes here and there. Nothing major, but I do want to update every file on here. Woah! Every one! That is quite a bit of work there! Well, you know when I say "I will update" I really mean "Weasel will update." So with that in mind, I have updated the page for Cable and added a requested file for Mysterio.

I was feeling in a rather dark mood, so I figured I would add a few dark files. Sound good? No? Well bite me! Here are Iron Patriot, Emma Frost, Captain Marvel, Arnim Zola, and the Phoenix Force.

Well, they have all bugged me enough. Not sure why they wanted me to make a Merc file for them, but I did. I guess you could call this crew my friends: Weasel, Bob, Agent of HYDRA, Outlaw, Sandi Brandenberg, Agent X, Irene Merryweather, and Taskmaster. This ought to shut them up for a while. Or make them complain more if they don't like what you have to say.

Weasel was telling me that he thought I needed more pictures throughout the site, so I made him spend the entire 4th of July weekend updating just about every page. He said to look for all of the underlined words or something. Oh, and go chat at the Deadpool Forum sometime.

Update time, starring Hawkeye, Siryn, Hercules, War Machine and The Living Tribunal. If they don't bring in the fans I don't know who will!