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Notes: Ok, who is this guy? What do you mean "who is this guy?" It is Ares. God of War. Current Dark Avenger. Son of Zeus. Half-brother of Hercules. Hmmmm .. name sounds familiar. Was he the Little Mermaid? No, that was Ariel. Oh yes, she was a hot little .. ummm .. what was I saying? Oh yes. Ares you say. I think I have it now, it is like "what is your sign?" I am a Pices. No, that is Aries. This is just sad. And that proves my point. Of course I know who Ares is, I am a very thorough investigator. Well, no but I stole some files from Alex and read up on the guy. I knew he was a god and all fo that, but did not know that he sort of gave up on Olympus and decided to stay on Earth and have a kid. This guy just needs a good P.R. guy, and I think I am just the man for the job. In just a matter of minutes I whipped up an ad campaign that is sure to put Ares name next to Thor and The Jonas Brothers. First a few magazine ads like this or this. Then maybe a guest spot on TV. Then finally, a spot on Dancing with the Stars. Uh huh. Brilliant. How to defeat him: This would be a tough one, but I think I would have to go for the tried and true here. Kidnap his son, work him into a frenzy, hope he makes a mistake, and blow the bejesus out of him with a ton of C4. |
Ares - Marvel Database
Ares - Wikipedia