Merc with the Mouth Files - Contact Me

There are many reasons that you would want to contact me. Perhaps you would like a date. Yeah right. Perhaps you would like to hire me as a mercenary. Ok that IS what we do best. Or maybe you have some suggestions, such as how to improve the website or who you would like to see me make a Merc File for next. Whatever your reason may be, I highly encourage sending me some sort of feedback. Anything at all, Bob would love to read it. It makes him feel special.

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Hey, while you are here you might as well sign this here Guestbook as well. You just love attention, don't you? Well yeah, but seeing people sign a guestbook and let me know that they are actually coming by is a great way to .. Boost your ego? .. No .. to encourage me to update more. So sign it, please! I promise not to shoot you if you do! Maybe.


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This is the small print section of the website. Does anybody ever read the small print? Anyways, I must inform you that I am, in fact, NOT Deadpool. You would think that was obvious, but some people just don't get it. I did not create Deadpool either. He was created and is owned by Marvel Comics. I do not, nor do I wish to, make any money from this site. It is all in fun. Oh, and seriously, do not try hiring me as a mercenary. That was a joke.