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Death |
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Death |
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Mistress Death |
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Partnership with Thanos |
Strengths: Cosmic ability, omnipresence, and the ability to slay and resurrect almost any being in he universe. The ability to assume various forms.
Weaknesses: None that I am aware of.
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Notes: Most people would probably be a little terrified or freaked out or upset if they saw Death, but not me. I have SEEN death a few times and let me tell you, the form that she has around me is pretty hot! So when I do eventually bite the big one I will finally get to be in her bony arms forever! Didn't Thanos have you cursed so that you couldn't die and be with her? Yeah, but I don't think that I am supposed to know that. So I am just going to await the day when I can be with Death again, and maybe partake in some of the living while I am here. I am sure she won't mind, in fact I think Death would be a wonderful person to be "romantically involved with" forever. You do? And why do you say that? I am glad you asked! I have come up with the top ten reasons why Death is the ultimate romantic partner:
Deadpool's Top Ten
Reasons why Death is the Ultimate Eternal Romantic Partner
10. Since she can manifest in any form, she will not ask you if her outfit makes her look fat.
9. She won't nag you to death because you are already dead.
8. No need to take her to dinner, she is a cheap date.
7. You could change your name to Mr. Death.
6. Death does not have a "time of the month."
5. Being an abstract entity. How cool would that be?
4. She has a secure job so you don't need one.
3. Death is one hell of a kisser.
2. She is naked under that hooded dress.
and the number 1 reason ....
1. She is not Mephisto. Can you imgine eternity with him? Yikes!
Didn't Dr. Doom's mom get that fate? You better watch what you say.
Why should I fear Dr. Doom? He was defeated by Squirrel Girl.
So were you. Yeah yeah ...
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How to defeat her: Find a way to live forever I suppose.
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Links:
Death (embodiment) - Marvel Database
Death - Wikipedia
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