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Notes: Everyone loves Hercules! From Disney to Kevin Sorbo people have been doing their own interpretation of the big guy. Can you blame them? Not at all. What's not to like? He is a big, strong, fun loving god who enjoys both drink and dames! Who says "dames" anymore? The answer to your question is Shaddup! I am gushing here, and not because I fear the man. Oh no? I beg to differ. I said shut up! Where was I, oh yeah, drink and dames. Did you know that I created a drinking game for Herc here? Check it out: |
by Deadpool
Take 1 Drink when:
- Hercules fights with Ares
- Hercules slaps someone on the back
- Hercules lifts something that no one else can lift
- Hercules scores with a chick
Take 1 shot when:
- Hercules says a funny word like "smite" or "aye"
- Hercules knocks someone out with one punch
- Hercules appears too "friendly" with Amadeus Cho
Drink until you pass out when:
- Hercules bends over, because that little skirt thing .. yikes!
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How to defeat him: Honestly, I am not sure what to do here. I am sure there is a way, what do you think? Hello? You told me to shut up, remember? Aww come on, help me here! Please? Fine, be that way. I guess I will try to use my speed to my advantage. Stay out of arms reach and shoot him, and keep an eye open for my escape. |
Ares - Marvel Database
Ares - Wikipedia