Biography
Weasel is really a very brilliant guy. He is an expert with weapons and teleportation technology and makes a pretty mean battle armor I've been told. In fact he probably would have gotten farther in life but Mr. Wilson told me that he accidentally went back in time and kind of sabotaged Weasel's bright future. He needed Weasel to fix his teleporter so he told Norman Osborn that he had an addiction problem so Osborn wouldn't hire him. Weasel turned to drinking and was easily manipulated to fix Mr. Wilson's teleporter to help him get back to his own time. Since then he has provided info and weapons to many mercenaries and then tried to be a hero calling himself the "House" but, uh, we will get to that I suppose.
Edited by Bob, Agent of Hydra on December 18, 2010 
History with Deadpool
Yes, my stint as a superhero didn't last very long, but as usual, Wade somehow talked me into helping him again. Wade and I started out pretty good. I created a teleportation belt and an image inducer for him and he became one of the best mercs in the business. Then he put me in the box when he caught me visiting Blind Al at the Deadhut. I was ticked to be sure, but when Deadpool died and came back, well, like I said I always seem to forgive him. When he was tooling around with Cable I helped him from time to time until I hacked a computer and lied to Wade. He let me get tossed in jail but in the end he forgave me, too. When HYDRA captured me he came back to save me, but then when I tried to be a hero he took that from me by tricking me and everyone involved and making me look like an idiot. I guess our relationship is always going to be complicated.
Edited by Weasel on December 18, 2010 
Powers and Abilities
Weasel is powerless to resist science fiction and helping me even when he doesn't want to. He really is one of the brightest guys I know but he has no super powers and really does make a lousy hero. But he does make a pretty good sidekick and that is what counts if you ask me.
Edited by Deadpool on December 18, 2010 
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| Real Name: | Jack Hammer |
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| Current Alias: | Weasel |
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| Notable Aliases: | The Penetraitor, The House |
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| Teams & Groups: | Agency X |
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| Race/Species: | Human |
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| Debut: | Deadpool: The Circle Chase #1 |
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| Favorite TV Show: | Battlestar Galactica |
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| "You were a crappy hero. Let's face it -- sooner or later you were gonna blow it." - Deadpool |
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