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Notes: Ok Spider-Man has beaten this clown and tossed in jail more times than I can remember. But the last time that he was spotted he had actually came back from the dead. What?!? That never happens in the Marvel Universe! I know! And it was a legitimate death, too, not even one of those lame "fake deaths" that so many have tried. This dude committed suicide and Hell sent him back! So lame that Hell sent him back, now THAT is sad! What is even worse is that now he is not just a loser, but a loser with half a head. Don't let Spidey hear you mock one of "his" villains. He already has an inferiority complex of some kind. So true. Back to Mysterio, I am feeling benevolent and have decided to give him a few new heads: Fish-sterio, Rey Mysterio, and Cheeze Ball Mysterio. Man oh man I do love Cheeze Balls! How to defeat him: I would have to avoid all of his illusions, though let's face it, if I start hallucinating and seeing things that aren't quite real then it would be like a typical day for me. Don't mention Pool-o-Vision, many of our long time fans hate that! Well they can just bite me. Once I engage him in hand to hand combat, or gun to face combat, I should be set to go. Unless, of course, Hell sends him back again. |
Mysterio (Quentin Beck) - Marvel Database
Mysterio - Wikipedia