Merc with the Mouth Files - Sub-Mariner


Real Name:
King Namor McKenzie
Current Alias: Sub-Mariner
Also Known As: Namor the First, the Avenging Son, the Old Man, Dr. Saki, Prince of Atlantis, King of Atlantis, Sealord, Subby
Place of Origin: Atlantis
Past Teams: Invaders, All-Winners Squad, Avengers, Defenders, Deep Six, Illuminati, The Cabal, Dark X-Men, X-Men

Strengths: Underwater living due to his Atlantean half. Flight due to his mutant human half. Superhuman strength, speed and agility due to both, probably.

Weaknesses: The longer out of water, the weaker he becomes. Severe mood-swings when out of water or immersed for very long periods of time due to oxygen imbalances.
Sub-Mariner
Notes: Namor the Sub-Mariner. Half-Atlantean, Half-Mutant Human, and 100% arrogant ruler of Atlantis. I mean he thinks he is God's gift the entire world. I am not so sure that calling Namor names and teasing his rather high opinion of himself is a wise idea. He has been kicking behinds for decades. Well you didn't let me finish. I was going to say that Namor has absolutely every right to be this haughty and proud. I mean have you seen his torpedo? Not only does he have a very impressive torpedo, but he is also master of it. Namor just loves playing with his torpedo! How hard was it to get through that without laughing? Oh I couldn't. I would have had milk coming out of my nose if I had been drinking milk. I just find it so funny how much the savage Sub-Mariner enjoys playing with torpedoes! Not that there is anything wrong with that.

How to defeat him: Get him land locked, cut those silly little wings off of his ankles, and then go to town. But whatever happens, do NOT fight him in the water. My ducky inner tube would seriously hamper the sword play.
Links:
Sub-Mariner - Marvel Database
Namor - Wikipedia