Real Name: |
Thor Odinson |
| Current Alias: |
Thor |
| Also Known As: |
Siegmund, Siegfried, Dr. Donald Blake, Jake Olson, Sigurd Jarlson, Eric Masterson, Donar the Mighty |
| Place of Origin: |
Asgard |
| Past Teams: |
Asgardian Gods, Avengers, Warriors Three, Thor Corps, the Nazi Party |
Strengths: Immense superhuman strength, stamina, speed, durability and longevity. The "Odin-Force" which enhances his abilities. His near-indestructible hammer Mjolnir which grants him flight, weather manipulation, energy absorption & projection and inter-dimensional travel.
Weaknesses: When in his human guise he has no powers at all.
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Notes: With his long flowing golden locks and his muscular frame, it is no surprise that Thor is revered by many. I mean he is a god after all, so why not bow down to him? He has fought the good fight over and over and made many a sacrifice for a world that is not even his home. Wow, very kind words. What gives? Two things. One, I know what it is like to be Thor, and two, I know what it is like to be a misunderstood hero. You are not really a hero, but we will ignore that for now. How is Thor misunderstood? He is the Thunder God from Asgard who also fights for what is right on Earth. Seems simple to me. No I mean he is hard to understand. You would have thought he would have picked a little modern English over the years but he still struggles. Now I don't think I can teach him "Modern English" on one webpage but I can update his "Thor English" to be a bit more hip. This is so not a good idea. Sure it is. Shall we begin?
| Modern English Phrase | Thor English Phrase |
| Can you please tell me where the bathroom is? |
Would thou telleth me where I might draineth my mighty lizard? |
| Would you care to dance? |
Would thou liketh to get Jiggy? |
| Could I please borrow some money? |
I say thee, showeth me thine money! |
| That is how things are done around here. |
This is not what thine might calleth madness, this is Asgard! |
| That was really funny. |
Thou hath causeth me to LOL! |
| I need to take a break. |
The Mighty Thor needeth to chillaxeth. |
| I cannot believe that you did that. |
Oh no Thou didst not! .. or .. I see thee, Snap! |
| Yes, I will see you tomorrow. |
I shall visit thou again, fo shizzleth my nizzleth. |
How to defeat him: Follow him around until he becomes Donald Blake, fill him full of lead, and hope he does not come back.
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Links:
Thor Odinson - Marvel Database
Thor - Wikipedia
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