Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
Biography
Mr. Wilson is making me update the introduction that I had written for him because he said that it looked like it was written by a third grader who spoke English as a third language. And then he shot me in the foot. I will try to make this better before I pass out from loss of blood. Mr. Wilson says that he started off as a regular kid with a crappy life so he left as soon as he could and joined the military, but that life really wasn't for him either, so he became a mercenary. No somewhere in there T-Ray claims that Mr. Wilson killed his wife and took on the name Wade Wilson but Mr. Wilson claims that he is the original Wade Wilson and that T-Ray made it all up. Anyways, he ends up falling for a prostitute named Vanessa Carlysle but when he gets cancer he can't bear to have her see him die in front of her eyes so he leaves her. Mr. Wilson went to Department K in Canada where they gave him a healing factor made from Wolverine's blood but all it did was leave him scarred all over. He was then sent to the workshop because he killed a team member that went crazy violent. That is where Dr. Killebrew started experimenting on Mr. Wilson until he was nearly dead. Mr. Wilson says that is where he first met and fell in love with Death and wanted to die to be with her. Mr Wilson started to taunt Ajax, some guy that worked there, hoping that he would kill him. Everyone there started betting that Mr. Wilson would be the next to die, and that is where he got his name. from their dead pool game. Ajax set it up so that he could finally kill Mr, Wilson, but killing him is what finally triggered his healing factor. Mr. Wilson freed the patients there and became the super mercenary called Deadpool. Mr. Wilson got a roommate/hostage/confidant in Blind Al and worked from a place called Hell House and took on many jobs, but being hired by Tolliver to kill Cable is what really sent him into the world of all the super heroes and villains. He found out that Vanessa was now a mutant calling herself Copycat, Black Tom wanted to steal his healing powers, and people like Slayback and T-Ray wanted to take revenge on Mr. Wilson. Then if all of that wasn't enough, Zoe Culloden from Landau, Luckman & Lake thought that Mr. Wilson was some sort of prophesized hero that was to protect some space messiah and kill its enemy, Tiamat. Mr. Wilson realized that the messiah was actually just going to give everyone some mindless bliss and he had to stop it by going through Captain America. Mr. Wilson dealt with all of that but then had to deal with being a pawn in a Loki scheme against his brother by convincing Mr. Wilson that he was his father. When it all failed on him, Loki ended up cursing Mr. Wilson to look like famous actor Thom Cruz for a while. Mr. Wilson came to some sort of peace with his father and the curse was lifted and he was recruited into the Weapon X program where they enhanced his healing factor so much that it got rid of his scars. Mr. Wilson eventually wanted out of the program because he didn't like working with the psychopaths Sabretooth and Kane. But Sabretooth got back at Mr. Wilson by killing Copycat and that sent Mr. Wilson after the whole program, but they ended up vaporizing him until all that was left was a hand. But Thanos had T-Ray revive Mr. Wilson because Thanos didn't want Mr. Wilson to be with Death because he loved her. So Mr. Wilson was back and he was mistakenly given credit for killing the Four Winds and got a ton of work from that so he started his own company called D.P. Inc. He hired Sandi Brandenberg to take care of the business aspects while he took on missions, but unbeknownst to him he was losing his mind because of the work of Black Swan. It was thought that Mr. Wilson and Black swan were killed but part of them was put into Nijo who became Agent X. Once He got his mind back he started a string of missions where he worked either with or against Cable, including those weird, blue-people making One World Church and Mr. Wilson going to different realities looking for the right Cable to bring back to this one. During the Civil War Mr. Wilson and Cable were on opposite sides and confronted each other a couple of times, but Mr. Wilson and Cable ended up on positive terms. Cable even hired Mr. Wilson to help him retrieve the mutant messiah Hope. For a while Mr. Wilson worked for Agency X after he saved Agent X (that is when he rescued me) and we went to places like the Savage Land and New York when we teamed with the Avengers to defeat a bunch of dinosaurs with the Venom Symbiote. Mr. Wilson then went back out on his own and got involved in the Secret Invasion where he retrieved some information for Nick Fury but it was stolen by Norman Osborn. Mr. Wilson had to go through the Thunderbolts and Bullseye before he got paid. Mr. Wilson once again tried to lead the hero's life but run ins with Hit Monkey and his old buddy Weasel amongst other things have shown him that he should stick to being a mercenary. A.I.M. hired Mr. Wilson to retrieve his zombie head for them but Mr. Wilson returned Headpool to his home dimension before teaming up with him and other versions of Mr. Wilson to form the Deadpool Corps and save the universe. Mr. Wilson now works with X-Force doing the things that the X-Men just aren't willing to do themselves. I have studied Mr. Wilson's life extensively but one thing that I don't get is that he thinks he is in a comic book or something. He also claims to "break the fourth wall" whatever that means.
Edited by Bob, Agent of Hydra on February 6, 2010 
History with Deadpool
I have a lot of history with Deadpool because I AM Deadpool. But I also have some history with other Deadpools. First there was the dwarfed clone of me, Widdle Wade, that died in Japan. Then there was Kid Deadpool who was some punk that thought I killed his dad. I gave him a little training and a costume to help him get back at the real killer but he still blamed me. Then of course I met Headpool when Dr. Betty and I were in the Savage Land working for A.I.M. When I tried returning him to his own dimension I met Major Deadpool, Lady Deadpool and the Deadpool Kid. And finally I met Kidpool and Dogpool when I was asked to form the Deadpool Corps. So there is plenty of Deadpool love for all of you out there, but if you happen to be a single and attractive female (and one that happens to NOT be a Deadpool) then there is a little extra love for you, if you know what I am saying.
Edited by Deadpool on February 6, 2010 
Powers and Abilities
As much as it pains me to admit it, Deadpool is quite skilled. He has this regenerative healing factor that pretty much lets him get blown up and end up walking away from it. It lets him resist diseases and some drugs and presumably will let him live for a very long time. He even told me that his brain is immune to telepathy, but I think that is just because no one wants in there. He is quite strong and in excellent shape. He is very a very skilled marksman and swordsman and extremely skilled at unarmed combat. He is also an expert with explosive devices and has been known to use a teleportation device. He is also very skilled at lame pop culture references and eating insane amounts of Hot Pockets or Tacos or whatever food he is currently obsessing with.
Edited by Dr. Betty on November 23, 2010 
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| Real Name: | Wade Winston Wilson |
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| Current Alias: | Deadpool |
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| Notable Aliases: | The Merc with a Mouth, The Regeneratin' Degenerate, The Crimson Comedian, Thom Cruz, Chiyonosake, Wildcard, Mithras, Hulkpool |
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| Teams & Groups: | X-Force, Deadpool Corps, Agency X, Weapon X, Code Red, Six Pack, Landau, Luckman & Lake, DP, Inc., Great Lakes Initiative, Frightful Four |
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| Race/Species: | Human |
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| Debut: | New Mutants #98 (February 1991) |
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| Death: | Deadpool v1 #60 |
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| Rebirth: | Deadpool v1 #61 |
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| Favorite TV Show: | Golden Girls |
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| "I always forget (or just block out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson's most lethal weapon is... his mouth! He'll talk nonsense until you surrender or commit suicide." - Domino |
Deadpool teamed up with Cable.
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Deadpool wearing his X-Force costume.
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Final Thoughts
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Hey, can you tell that Dr. Betty wants me? She tries to hide it behind that tough demeanor but inside she is yearning for me. |
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I should have listed insanity as one of your abilities, because you are definitely not working with a full deck there, Deadpool. I agreed to go to dinner with you, but only because you somehow managed to get me out of that zombie universe alive. |
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Ok, fine. At least I know that Terry still wants me. |
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That was a one time thing, Wade. Maybe someday, but right now I need to get me head on straight before I deal with ya. |
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I understand. Outlaw though wants me. I know this. |
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That was just a thank you, Wilson. A good thank you, mind you. |
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Ummm, Domino? |
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Dream on, buddy. |
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