Notes: WALL-E is a futuristic robot designed for crushing. Umm .. why are we doing a fictional character? We are all fictional characters. The is a man with a typewriter, remember? Now where was I? Oh yes, crushing. Although his primary function is destructive, he does have a soft spot in his .. umm .. central processor for a very sleek and sexy robot named EVE. What I mean is, why are we doing a Disney character? I thought we were sticking to Marvel Characters in Earth 616. Right, all of which is owned by Disney. They are omnipresent now. Stop interrupting me! Going on, WALL-E is probably the most awesomest robot ever created and we as humans can learn a lot from this loveable trash compactor. Oh I get it. Doing a little brown nosing, huh? Afraid that the ol' "Merc with the Mouth" bit might be a bit too much for Disney. Whatever do you mean? I have always been a good natured, well mannered, squeaky clean son of a gun! You can drop it, I am pretty sure Disney won't be changing anything in the mainstream comic book world. Thank $#@%ing god, I don't think I could keep this #%$@ up much longer.
How to defeat him: Who the $%#& cares. He is a $#%@ing cartoon.
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